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“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat

yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns

no to vegetables and cold weather

news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er

go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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my entire brand of content online:
idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
meanwhile abc is showing sweet home alabama for the wonderful world of disney movie on sunday night, amazing
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
alright it's delilah time

first call i'm hearing tonight: someone calling because her mom is in a nursing home with ms and her parents miss each other and they're all going through a lot

the song played: 'nsync's merry christmas, happy holidays

now i understand you might want an upbeat song, but
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
lol a girl stopped on the sidewalk to tell me how much she loved bentley’s ears
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
barstool people and michigan fans being in my neighborhood in the same weekend is an affront
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
yet again wheel of fortune owes me prize money because i solved the final puzzle and the contestant did not
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
this man is somehow a professional athlete
Bryce Harper looking to redeem his Marlboro Miles for a kayak
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
lol wheel of fortune just had an “absurd bird” category with puzzles including “scary canary,” “undeterred hummingbird”, and “quirky turkey”
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
if i have to see that gremlin portnoy with my own eyes i will revolt
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
lol an 11-year-old girl called in to say she wanted to dedicate a song to her mom who listen to the show every night and is always there for her

the song that played: "coming home this christmas" from the new jonas brothers christmas movie
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i just spent two hours in a zoom planning meeting that was supposed to be one hour maximum but now that it's finally done, it's time for my nightly delilah listening session

she just mentioned having a hashtag on tiktok, what a time
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
there is absolutely no way this man is one (1) year older than i am
This is good reporting and all that but here's the thing I learned the other day: Bill Pulte, the 50-year-mortgage dude and the guy who keeps pulling the mortgage docs of Trump's enemies is only 37 years old.

www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Fannie Mae Watchdogs Probed How Pulte Obtained Mortgage Records of Key Democrats
FHFA’s acting inspector general handed the probe report to the U.S. attorney office that had indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
a former republican national committeeman from illinois just said on the news that the shutdown will be a distant memory for the public by 2026 and compared it to no one remembering who won the super bowl

okay
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
this is quite a list of local broadcasters, many of whom i grew up watching, and they have my respect
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
thanks i hate it!!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
nightly delilah update:

a 13-year-old called in to talk about how much she loves her mom and how she's always there for her when life is hard

the song chosen to accompany this: elvis' version of here comes santa claus
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i'm catching up on last week's episode of abbott elementary, jacob talking about leaving twitter for bluesky and getting tons of texts from crate and barrel

now why am i being attacked
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
thank you to this purple line train for pulling in right as i was walking up the stairs, we love unplanned perfect timing
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i’m going to my office for the first time in like six weeks, so naturally everything i’ve put on to wear is immediately the least flattering clothing ever
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
facebook’s algorithm was under the impression i wanted to see savannah chrisley talking to the hawk tuah girl and i assure you i did not
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
delilah was rightfully like no that’s wrong, you need to move on

AND THEN THE SONG PLAYED WAS CHRISTMAS (BABY PLEASE COME HOME)
now there is a woman calling delilah to talk about how she still considers herself married even tho she’s divorced and her ex-husband is married to her (former?) best friend

she said she doesn’t accept the divorce and is still waiting for him to come home because she still loves him
a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and says oh honey
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and says oh honey
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
now there is a woman calling delilah to talk about how she still considers herself married even tho she’s divorced and her ex-husband is married to her (former?) best friend

she said she doesn’t accept the divorce and is still waiting for him to come home because she still loves him
a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and says oh honey
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and says oh honey
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
a college student called in to delilah's show to gush about her boyfriend, who she's known and been close with since seventh grade

i assumed delilah would pick a holiday love song to play for them

the song that was played: holly jolly christmas
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
i couldn’t see them with just my eyes and the pictures aren’t as cool as some others i’ve seen but

the northern lights in wrigleyville:
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
my aunt is asking the important questions
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM