katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
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idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
my entire brand of content online:
meanwhile abc is showing sweet home alabama for the wonderful world of disney movie on sunday night, amazing
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
meanwhile abc is showing sweet home alabama for the wonderful world of disney movie on sunday night, amazing
alright it's delilah time
first call i'm hearing tonight: someone calling because her mom is in a nursing home with ms and her parents miss each other and they're all going through a lot
the song played: 'nsync's merry christmas, happy holidays
now i understand you might want an upbeat song, but
first call i'm hearing tonight: someone calling because her mom is in a nursing home with ms and her parents miss each other and they're all going through a lot
the song played: 'nsync's merry christmas, happy holidays
now i understand you might want an upbeat song, but
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
alright it's delilah time
first call i'm hearing tonight: someone calling because her mom is in a nursing home with ms and her parents miss each other and they're all going through a lot
the song played: 'nsync's merry christmas, happy holidays
now i understand you might want an upbeat song, but
first call i'm hearing tonight: someone calling because her mom is in a nursing home with ms and her parents miss each other and they're all going through a lot
the song played: 'nsync's merry christmas, happy holidays
now i understand you might want an upbeat song, but
lol a girl stopped on the sidewalk to tell me how much she loved bentley’s ears
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lol a girl stopped on the sidewalk to tell me how much she loved bentley’s ears
barstool people and michigan fans being in my neighborhood in the same weekend is an affront
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
barstool people and michigan fans being in my neighborhood in the same weekend is an affront
yet again wheel of fortune owes me prize money because i solved the final puzzle and the contestant did not
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
yet again wheel of fortune owes me prize money because i solved the final puzzle and the contestant did not
this man is somehow a professional athlete
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
this man is somehow a professional athlete
lol wheel of fortune just had an “absurd bird” category with puzzles including “scary canary,” “undeterred hummingbird”, and “quirky turkey”
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
lol wheel of fortune just had an “absurd bird” category with puzzles including “scary canary,” “undeterred hummingbird”, and “quirky turkey”
if i have to see that gremlin portnoy with my own eyes i will revolt
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
if i have to see that gremlin portnoy with my own eyes i will revolt
now, i merely work from home in my pjs, but i average four-five hours of sleep a night and i’m not certain i could do my job if i was routinely getting half that
Two hours a night: Japan PM’s sleep schedule prompts concerns about work-life balance
Two hours a night: Japan PM’s sleep schedule prompts concerns about work-life balance
Takaichi caused a stir last week after she summoned aides to her office for a 3am meeting to prepare for a budget committee hearing
Japan’s prime minister, Sanae Takaichi, has said she gets by on just two to four hours sleep a night – prompting concern over her commitment to a better work-life balance among the country’s fatigued employees.
Pointing to the bags beneath her eyes, Takaichi told MPs that she survives on minimal sleep – a habit she shares with her political hero Margaret Thatcher – after being asked how she would tackle Japan’s notoriously long working hours. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
now, i merely work from home in my pjs, but i average four-five hours of sleep a night and i’m not certain i could do my job if i was routinely getting half that
lol an 11-year-old girl called in to say she wanted to dedicate a song to her mom who listen to the show every night and is always there for her
the song that played: "coming home this christmas" from the new jonas brothers christmas movie
the song that played: "coming home this christmas" from the new jonas brothers christmas movie
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
lol an 11-year-old girl called in to say she wanted to dedicate a song to her mom who listen to the show every night and is always there for her
the song that played: "coming home this christmas" from the new jonas brothers christmas movie
the song that played: "coming home this christmas" from the new jonas brothers christmas movie
i just spent two hours in a zoom planning meeting that was supposed to be one hour maximum but now that it's finally done, it's time for my nightly delilah listening session
she just mentioned having a hashtag on tiktok, what a time
she just mentioned having a hashtag on tiktok, what a time
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i just spent two hours in a zoom planning meeting that was supposed to be one hour maximum but now that it's finally done, it's time for my nightly delilah listening session
she just mentioned having a hashtag on tiktok, what a time
she just mentioned having a hashtag on tiktok, what a time
there is absolutely no way this man is one (1) year older than i am
This is good reporting and all that but here's the thing I learned the other day: Bill Pulte, the 50-year-mortgage dude and the guy who keeps pulling the mortgage docs of Trump's enemies is only 37 years old.
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Fannie Mae Watchdogs Probed How Pulte Obtained Mortgage Records of Key Democrats
FHFA’s acting inspector general handed the probe report to the U.S. attorney office that had indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
there is absolutely no way this man is one (1) year older than i am
a former republican national committeeman from illinois just said on the news that the shutdown will be a distant memory for the public by 2026 and compared it to no one remembering who won the super bowl
okay
okay
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
a former republican national committeeman from illinois just said on the news that the shutdown will be a distant memory for the public by 2026 and compared it to no one remembering who won the super bowl
okay
okay
this is quite a list of local broadcasters, many of whom i grew up watching, and they have my respect
"Please trust us now when we say that what is happening in the Chicago area is wrong *** It is not law enforcement; it is terror."
Letter from Chicago broadcast veterans: Federal immigration agents have traumatized us and eroded our rights
The fact that some federal immigration forces may be leaving soon is cold comfort given the damage they’ve done.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
this is quite a list of local broadcasters, many of whom i grew up watching, and they have my respect
thanks i hate it!!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
thanks i hate it!!!!!!!
nightly delilah update:
a 13-year-old called in to talk about how much she loves her mom and how she's always there for her when life is hard
the song chosen to accompany this: elvis' version of here comes santa claus
a 13-year-old called in to talk about how much she loves her mom and how she's always there for her when life is hard
the song chosen to accompany this: elvis' version of here comes santa claus
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
nightly delilah update:
a 13-year-old called in to talk about how much she loves her mom and how she's always there for her when life is hard
the song chosen to accompany this: elvis' version of here comes santa claus
a 13-year-old called in to talk about how much she loves her mom and how she's always there for her when life is hard
the song chosen to accompany this: elvis' version of here comes santa claus
i'm catching up on last week's episode of abbott elementary, jacob talking about leaving twitter for bluesky and getting tons of texts from crate and barrel
now why am i being attacked
now why am i being attacked
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
i'm catching up on last week's episode of abbott elementary, jacob talking about leaving twitter for bluesky and getting tons of texts from crate and barrel
now why am i being attacked
now why am i being attacked
thank you to this purple line train for pulling in right as i was walking up the stairs, we love unplanned perfect timing
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
thank you to this purple line train for pulling in right as i was walking up the stairs, we love unplanned perfect timing
i’m going to my office for the first time in like six weeks, so naturally everything i’ve put on to wear is immediately the least flattering clothing ever
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i’m going to my office for the first time in like six weeks, so naturally everything i’ve put on to wear is immediately the least flattering clothing ever
facebook’s algorithm was under the impression i wanted to see savannah chrisley talking to the hawk tuah girl and i assure you i did not
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
facebook’s algorithm was under the impression i wanted to see savannah chrisley talking to the hawk tuah girl and i assure you i did not
delilah was rightfully like no that’s wrong, you need to move on
AND THEN THE SONG PLAYED WAS CHRISTMAS (BABY PLEASE COME HOME)
AND THEN THE SONG PLAYED WAS CHRISTMAS (BABY PLEASE COME HOME)
now there is a woman calling delilah to talk about how she still considers herself married even tho she’s divorced and her ex-husband is married to her (former?) best friend
she said she doesn’t accept the divorce and is still waiting for him to come home because she still loves him
she said she doesn’t accept the divorce and is still waiting for him to come home because she still loves him
a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and says oh honey
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and says oh honey
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
delilah was rightfully like no that’s wrong, you need to move on
AND THEN THE SONG PLAYED WAS CHRISTMAS (BABY PLEASE COME HOME)
AND THEN THE SONG PLAYED WAS CHRISTMAS (BABY PLEASE COME HOME)
now there is a woman calling delilah to talk about how she still considers herself married even tho she’s divorced and her ex-husband is married to her (former?) best friend
she said she doesn’t accept the divorce and is still waiting for him to come home because she still loves him
she said she doesn’t accept the divorce and is still waiting for him to come home because she still loves him
a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and says oh honey
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and says oh honey
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
now there is a woman calling delilah to talk about how she still considers herself married even tho she’s divorced and her ex-husband is married to her (former?) best friend
she said she doesn’t accept the divorce and is still waiting for him to come home because she still loves him
she said she doesn’t accept the divorce and is still waiting for him to come home because she still loves him
a college student called in to delilah's show to gush about her boyfriend, who she's known and been close with since seventh grade
i assumed delilah would pick a holiday love song to play for them
the song that was played: holly jolly christmas
i assumed delilah would pick a holiday love song to play for them
the song that was played: holly jolly christmas
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
a college student called in to delilah's show to gush about her boyfriend, who she's known and been close with since seventh grade
i assumed delilah would pick a holiday love song to play for them
the song that was played: holly jolly christmas
i assumed delilah would pick a holiday love song to play for them
the song that was played: holly jolly christmas
i couldn’t see them with just my eyes and the pictures aren’t as cool as some others i’ve seen but
the northern lights in wrigleyville:
the northern lights in wrigleyville:
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i couldn’t see them with just my eyes and the pictures aren’t as cool as some others i’ve seen but
the northern lights in wrigleyville:
the northern lights in wrigleyville:
my aunt is asking the important questions
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
my aunt is asking the important questions