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katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat

yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns

no to vegetables and cold weather

news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er

go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
if i have to see that gremlin portnoy with my own eyes i will revolt
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
thanks i hate it!!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i couldn’t see them with just my eyes and the pictures aren’t as cool as some others i’ve seen but

the northern lights in wrigleyville:
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
my aunt is asking the important questions
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
my guy did you confuse bumble with linkedin
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
great question from meta ai on someone’s picture with their parents
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
the sky was showing off this morning
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
okay like 15 years ago i was a doormat and agreed to go to lunch with his then-girlfriend because she had a summer internship in another suburbs and knew no one

HISTORY IS REPEATING BUT I DID NOT SAY I’D DO THIS
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
lol this account just blocked me and i think that's good, actually
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
thanks i hate it

being back in the 60s by the end of the week is gonna feel like summer
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@ democratic senators
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
ta da!
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
supremely lazy sunday afternoon with my guys
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
let’s see how this goes:
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
supremely lazy sunday morning with my guys
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
unfortch i am now correct
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
no
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
i did not sign up for this
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
having some concerns about tonight’s dog walks
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
the supreme court:
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
post you from a different era

it’s called fashion, look it up
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM