katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns
no to vegetables and cold weather
news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er
go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
truly a bizarre choice
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
truly a bizarre choice
all hail julia sugarbaker
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
all hail julia sugarbaker
lol my dad just said, “did you make that lemon curd in tupperware in the fridge for us?” and i said, “well, they’re lemon cranberry bars, but yes, they’re for everyone” and he said, “oh cool, i love lemon curd”
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
lol my dad just said, “did you make that lemon curd in tupperware in the fridge for us?” and i said, “well, they’re lemon cranberry bars, but yes, they’re for everyone” and he said, “oh cool, i love lemon curd”
i'm not saying i think my life is a version of the truman show but i'm not not saying it
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i'm not saying i think my life is a version of the truman show but i'm not not saying it
okay like 15 years ago i was a doormat and agreed to go to lunch with his then-girlfriend because she had a summer internship in another suburbs and knew no one
HISTORY IS REPEATING BUT I DID NOT SAY I’D DO THIS
HISTORY IS REPEATING BUT I DID NOT SAY I’D DO THIS
![he said:
“i am going to have you take [my wife] a tour of the
western burbs”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4isjfkemba6tshraqsj5vl3/bafkreigk4vwj7dgyzkuzu53ankcsrshfrjd6a3e3wi72ggn5yqvy4n2uqe@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
okay like 15 years ago i was a doormat and agreed to go to lunch with his then-girlfriend because she had a summer internship in another suburbs and knew no one
HISTORY IS REPEATING BUT I DID NOT SAY I’D DO THIS
HISTORY IS REPEATING BUT I DID NOT SAY I’D DO THIS
sorry buddy my mom doesn’t like you you cannot move here
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
sorry buddy my mom doesn’t like you you cannot move here
we’re gonna need industrial-level cleaner
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
we’re gonna need industrial-level cleaner
i mock but i also can't quit watching
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i mock but i also can't quit watching
seems like overkill tbh!
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
seems like overkill tbh!
truly impressive
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
truly impressive
a holiday tradition!
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
a holiday tradition!
a truly golden era
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
a truly golden era