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Philly Sports & nonsense. Fuck Bill James.
Pinned
The Birds are down by a touchdown
And they need points now
We need six here, scream Philadelphia Dads!
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might watch this video 100 times before the day is over
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It’s funny, @robhanna.bsky.social dropped his mini-rant(perfectly stated BTW) just as I was running all the Christmas trash to the dump listening to “Loud Outs” bitch about the Phillies needing to do “more”.

Change for the sake of change is not always the best idea.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hahah.

Get fucked.
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I think this mfer isn’t getting harassed enough
That guy who got DK suspended gave a PRESS CONFERENCE and all I'm saying is he should've been punched more times and harder
December 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Make a Bond film casual

Doctor?

Nahhh just call me Jim, Jimmy No
make a bond film casual

clams casino royale
Make a Bond film casual

The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
December 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Happy Box Day to all of my fellow lesbians…<unintelligible>…I’m being told it’s actually Boxing Day, but nevertheless
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
One lazy bastard
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Like, this is the infinite money glitch for ruining these assholes, I really don't see what's objectionable here...
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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The King is back at it
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
TIL Lee Mazzili was getting playoff at bats for the 1989 Blue Jays
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My kids didn’t want “gifts”
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Fuzzy Phillies slides
December 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Merry Christmas to everyone, but especially to Phillies fans 🌲 🎁 ⚾️
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It’s right there in the title
I’m watching Face Off for the first time, and they just…they just take the faces off.
December 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ready for Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Santa is in the Epstein File
Santa you dirty dog
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I am not rich. But I do have Work life balance. I have a family that loves me and friends that I enjoy spending time with. I’m perfectly happy with my level of success
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Drive by any Haverford High School bus stop in 1992 and you will see these students ready to learn
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me and my friend were at a bar once and this South Philly Guido guy was giving the bartender a hard time. She was getting frustrated and threatened to kick him out.

He said, “what did you do honey, wake up on the wrong side of the dick? “

He was an asshole but that stopped her in her tracks
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.

Who's coming to save you?

In my case, probably nobody
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM