jsaquella
@jsaquella.bsky.social
Philly Sports & nonsense. Fuck ICE & Bill James
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If these ICE hillbillies do come to Philadelphia, make sure you have a good mic for recording, because you are going to get the most epic, horrific, soul crushing putdowns ever uttered in human history.
And that’s just the school kids.
And that’s just the school kids.
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dan getting a shoutout from the fricken simpsons is insane and god bless that dude
February 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
dan getting a shoutout from the fricken simpsons is insane and god bless that dude
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High quality picture of our guy @dhm.bsky.social in an episode of the Simpsons. So cool and awesome for them to do. Wearing his awesome Eagles jacket. ❤️
Truly one of the most special and unique tributes to everyone’s pal
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
High quality picture of our guy @dhm.bsky.social in an episode of the Simpsons. So cool and awesome for them to do. Wearing his awesome Eagles jacket. ❤️
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That’s Dan❤️🩹🦅
Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.
February 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
That’s Dan❤️🩹🦅
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So is that @dhm.bsky.social at the top right?
February 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
So is that @dhm.bsky.social at the top right?
The one immediately good thing about the Harper reaction is I’m definitely spending less time on social media. I can’t understand why people who are so miserable about a sports team still follow that team. Get a fucking dog or hit Top Golf.
February 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The one immediately good thing about the Harper reaction is I’m definitely spending less time on social media. I can’t understand why people who are so miserable about a sports team still follow that team. Get a fucking dog or hit Top Golf.
Oh my God, I’m absolutely craving a Costco Hot Dog
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Oh my God, I’m absolutely craving a Costco Hot Dog
Hooker. Next question.
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February 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Hooker. Next question.
It might be Valentine’s Day, but romance has not completely pushed stupid Phillies takes out of the air
February 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
It might be Valentine’s Day, but romance has not completely pushed stupid Phillies takes out of the air
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Lotta people seem surprised/find it funny that San Diego is going to play Castellanos at 1B.
Where else is he gonna play? Big OF at Petco, and the Padres have a bunch of better guys defensively. Teams have been putting bad outfielders at 1B for well over a century.
Where else is he gonna play? Big OF at Petco, and the Padres have a bunch of better guys defensively. Teams have been putting bad outfielders at 1B for well over a century.
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Lotta people seem surprised/find it funny that San Diego is going to play Castellanos at 1B.
Where else is he gonna play? Big OF at Petco, and the Padres have a bunch of better guys defensively. Teams have been putting bad outfielders at 1B for well over a century.
Where else is he gonna play? Big OF at Petco, and the Padres have a bunch of better guys defensively. Teams have been putting bad outfielders at 1B for well over a century.
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my kid just mispronounced Tamiflu as “Tampa Flu” and now I have a new euphemism for VD
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
my kid just mispronounced Tamiflu as “Tampa Flu” and now I have a new euphemism for VD
I think I’d have rather signed Rhys Hoskins if I was San Diego.
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I think I’d have rather signed Rhys Hoskins if I was San Diego.
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Honestly, rereading the Matt Gelb article, I am a lot more close to well go fuck yourself Nick than I was earlier
I’ll miss Castellanos. Obviously the bridge was burned this summer, and the Phillies tried all winter to find a trade & ended up here. Casty had some huge moments for this ballclub & was an interesting guy.
February 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Honestly, rereading the Matt Gelb article, I am a lot more close to well go fuck yourself Nick than I was earlier
This kind of shit is exactly why I don’t want a salary cap in MLB. Shit like this has ruined the NHL
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This kind of shit is exactly why I don’t want a salary cap in MLB. Shit like this has ruined the NHL
I’ll miss Castellanos. Obviously the bridge was burned this summer, and the Phillies tried all winter to find a trade & ended up here. Casty had some huge moments for this ballclub & was an interesting guy.
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I’ll miss Castellanos. Obviously the bridge was burned this summer, and the Phillies tried all winter to find a trade & ended up here. Casty had some huge moments for this ballclub & was an interesting guy.
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We have a Schwarbs sighting in Clearwater 👀
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
We have a Schwarbs sighting in Clearwater 👀
Oh you got En Vogue’s lovin’?
I got Rick Astley to say goodbye, put me down AND desert me
I got Rick Astley to say goodbye, put me down AND desert me
Oh, you got INXS to tear us apart?
I got En Vogue's lovin'.
I got En Vogue's lovin'.
Oh, you got Tom Petty to back down?
I got INXS to tear us apart.
I got INXS to tear us apart.
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Oh you got En Vogue’s lovin’?
I got Rick Astley to say goodbye, put me down AND desert me
I got Rick Astley to say goodbye, put me down AND desert me
Victorian collar? No
Whiplash patient on 1970s dramedy “Emergency”? Fuck yeah
Whiplash patient on 1970s dramedy “Emergency”? Fuck yeah
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Victorian collar? No
Whiplash patient on 1970s dramedy “Emergency”? Fuck yeah
Whiplash patient on 1970s dramedy “Emergency”? Fuck yeah
Sounds like a free PSP game
February 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Sounds like a free PSP game