Beverly Tweetmaker
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There's always barber college. (he/him)
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WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
1. This is 100% right
2. gamera obscura is the best name I've seen on this website
2. gamera obscura is the best name I've seen on this website
This is why it’s so hard to understand any defense of Gavin Newsom, too. If you’re willing to sacrifice one vulnerable group in the hopes that fascism will crush you last you’re not only a bigot, you’re a fucking mark.
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
1. This is 100% right
2. gamera obscura is the best name I've seen on this website
2. gamera obscura is the best name I've seen on this website
You sound a lot like me. Three books you might dig: Bear vs. Shark by Chris Bachelder, Escape from Baghdad by Saad Z. Hossain, and A Brief History of Seven Killings by Marlon James (a bit long but worth it).
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
You sound a lot like me. Three books you might dig: Bear vs. Shark by Chris Bachelder, Escape from Baghdad by Saad Z. Hossain, and A Brief History of Seven Killings by Marlon James (a bit long but worth it).
If any women's hockey fans are wondering what it's like to watch Premier League soccer, it's basically like the last ten minutes of this game.
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
If any women's hockey fans are wondering what it's like to watch Premier League soccer, it's basically like the last ten minutes of this game.
It was remarkably easy for my kids to grasp the concept of some people like A, some people like B, and some people like A AND B.
Less easy to grasp? The time one of my kids, out of the blue, asked "when a kid dies do they get a smaller kid-sized coffin?"
Less easy to grasp? The time one of my kids, out of the blue, asked "when a kid dies do they get a smaller kid-sized coffin?"
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It was remarkably easy for my kids to grasp the concept of some people like A, some people like B, and some people like A AND B.
Less easy to grasp? The time one of my kids, out of the blue, asked "when a kid dies do they get a smaller kid-sized coffin?"
Less easy to grasp? The time one of my kids, out of the blue, asked "when a kid dies do they get a smaller kid-sized coffin?"
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
At Last by Etta James
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
At Last by Etta James
Post a banger that's not in English. youtu.be/UH1mBuAXsx4?...
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Post a banger that's not in English. youtu.be/UH1mBuAXsx4?...
"Wouldn't it be funny if the earthquake killed your family?"
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
"Wouldn't it be funny if the earthquake killed your family?"
I'm not sure there is... I just saw somebody dunking on him
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I'm not sure there is... I just saw somebody dunking on him
Cutting your own hair to own the libs
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Cutting your own hair to own the libs
Jay!!!!!!!! Hope you're doing well (and hope you've listened to the new Rat Boys album that dropped on Friday)
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Jay!!!!!!!! Hope you're doing well (and hope you've listened to the new Rat Boys album that dropped on Friday)
I just keep thinking about how fucking hilarious it is that conservatives were mad because they wouldn't be able to understand Bad Bunny so they put on their own alternative show where the headliner sang this
![[Intro]
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie (Get ready) My name is Kid
Kid Rock.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:llovslinz2hv4clmpqolaupu/bafkreihlsdxfanhscn5dew4pyu7oopt5s7trs47zwjrmwbp6lcj77nr7tq@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I just keep thinking about how fucking hilarious it is that conservatives were mad because they wouldn't be able to understand Bad Bunny so they put on their own alternative show where the headliner sang this
Based Yankee? This is how I find out that the Cubs have traded Matt Shaw to New York?
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Based Yankee? This is how I find out that the Cubs have traded Matt Shaw to New York?
I told them once, I told them a hundred times: put "All-American Halftime Show" first and "Puppet Show" last.
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I told them once, I told them a hundred times: put "All-American Halftime Show" first and "Puppet Show" last.
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oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining
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So good. Listen Like Thieves and X are great, too. A near-perfect three-album run.
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 AM
So good. Listen Like Thieves and X are great, too. A near-perfect three-album run.
I mean 99% of owners are horrible so who knows if there's a better alternative
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I mean 99% of owners are horrible so who knows if there's a better alternative
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Goddamn, this league needs Caleb Williams.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Goddamn, this league needs Caleb Williams.
FYI you can rewatch the halftime show on Peacock if you're waiting for something exciting to happen in the game itself
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
FYI you can rewatch the halftime show on Peacock if you're waiting for something exciting to happen in the game itself
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Already sick of the "Say, look at what these dumbasses said about the halftime show on Twitter" shit.
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Already sick of the "Say, look at what these dumbasses said about the halftime show on Twitter" shit.
SO MUCH SAME
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
SO MUCH SAME
My only criticism of the halftime show is he should have had somebody throwing out paper towels
If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...
Washington’s Corruption Has Created Another Humanitarian Crisis in Puerto Rico
The island’s earthquakes are its latest man-made disaster.
slate.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
My only criticism of the halftime show is he should have had somebody throwing out paper towels
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