Beverly Dayboxer
@bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social
There's always barber college. (he/him)
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WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
Reconstruction 2: Post-MAGA Boogaloo
There will be an entire era dedicated to De-Trumpification
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reconstruction 2: Post-MAGA Boogaloo
I deserve to be a meme just as much as the more famous version of this painting
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I deserve to be a meme just as much as the more famous version of this painting
All of them
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
All of them
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remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.
Are the fascists okay?
Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes
Make a Bond film casual
Octohand
Octohand
Make a Bond film casual
Bronze Finger
Bronze Finger
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Liked Me
The Spy Who Liked Me
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Make a Bond film casual
Octohand
Octohand
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I have LOTS of thought about people who do this, but just know that if I witness you being a dick to someone who is trying to be healthier starting in January, I’m gonna punch you in the mouth (with rhetoric)
December 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I have LOTS of thought about people who do this, but just know that if I witness you being a dick to someone who is trying to be healthier starting in January, I’m gonna punch you in the mouth (with rhetoric)
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This reminds me that my most fringe belief is that Disco Stu was inspired by John Turturro's character Disco Bean in the indie comedy The Search for One-Eyed Jimmy
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This reminds me that my most fringe belief is that Disco Stu was inspired by John Turturro's character Disco Bean in the indie comedy The Search for One-Eyed Jimmy
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Two stories side by side in WashPost
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Two stories side by side in WashPost
If you read this and mentally inserted "and a pill-popper" after "a thief and a fraud" then you're my people
I don't want to linger on this but it is important... while the sex trafficking and abuse allegations against Epstein are by far the most serious elements of the (metaphorical) indictment, it's also necessary to remember that he was a thief and a fraud. canadiandimension.com/articles/vie...
Chomsky, Epstein, and the responsibility of intellectuals
Burning down houses and raping their female inhabitants is the kind of imperialist standard operating procedure that Chomsky spent his life condemning in East Timor, in Iraq, in El Salvador. But when ...
canadiandimension.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If you read this and mentally inserted "and a pill-popper" after "a thief and a fraud" then you're my people
"Spit On, Sworn At and Undeterred" is my favorite Lenten hymn
“We were the targets.” WIRED spoke to seven Tesla Cybertruck owners about their most controversial purchase and why they’re proud to drive it.
Spit On, Sworn At, and Undeterred: What It’s Like to Own a Cybertruck
“We were the targets.” WIRED spoke to seven Tesla Cybertruck owners about their most controversial purchase and why they’re proud to drive it.
wrd.cm
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Spit On, Sworn At and Undeterred" is my favorite Lenten hymn
Me remembering I have to work today:
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me remembering I have to work today:
You will NEVER guess what this woman's views are when it comes to transgender issues
Yeah, no thanks.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You will NEVER guess what this woman's views are when it comes to transgender issues
Somebody is exhausted from playing with all the toys in her stocking this morning
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Somebody is exhausted from playing with all the toys in her stocking this morning
Linus: "[Recites Luke 2:8-14]"
Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Peace on Earth, things of that nature."
Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Peace on Earth, things of that nature."
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Linus: "[Recites Luke 2:8-14]"
Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Peace on Earth, things of that nature."
Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Peace on Earth, things of that nature."
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Are you one of the 50 people I made this joke for?
Tiny Tim, who did not die—-his format was merely discontinued because he was a minidisk edition of the album by The Replacements. Probably worth a lot of money now if you still have one…
Tim (Let It Bleed Edition) - YouTube
youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Are you one of the 50 people I made this joke for?
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It really is about the notes you don’t play
Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump's name added reut.rs/3NfgBky
Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump's name added
A planned Christmas Eve jazz concert at the Kennedy Center was canceled, with the host of the longtime annual performance attributing the decision to the addition of Republican U.S. President Donald Trump's name to the institution in Washington.
reut.rs
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It really is about the notes you don’t play
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Tiny Tim, who did not die, has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most Victorian children can handle.
December 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Tiny Tim, who did not die, has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most Victorian children can handle.
Tiny Tim, who did not die, is a fish.
Tiny Tim, who did not die, so it goes.
Tiny Tim, who did not die, was a screaming across the sky.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Tiny Tim, who did not die, is a fish.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
K Foundation Burn a Million Quid (1995)
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
K Foundation Burn a Million Quid (1995)
Once you've had fresh ham hand-pulled from a ham engine and served at cellar temps, you'll never go back to keg ham.
The Campaign For Real Ham
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Once you've had fresh ham hand-pulled from a ham engine and served at cellar temps, you'll never go back to keg ham.
let's gooooooooooooooo 🏁🎄🏁☃️🏁
Imagine waking up at 2:30am in the middle of winter break to George Lopez cutting to a commercial break and seeing this banger. You just had to be there 🙂↕️🎄✨😂 anyway, in case yall need some good holiday music for the next few days… have yourself a VERY SKATUNE CHRISTMAS!!!
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
let's gooooooooooooooo 🏁🎄🏁☃️🏁
Parker's good people and you can feel good about supporting her but also I assure you that buying a subscription is not an act of charity—you are purchasing access to thoughtful, well-researched and well-written content that more than justifies the cost of the subscription.
Real talk: I would really appreciate it if you'd all consider subscribing to my newsletter (free or paid) (www.readtpa.com) or becoming a paid subscriber to my Patreon (patreon.com/parkermolloy). It's been a difficult year work-wise. If you enjoy my writing, please support it. Thanks!
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Parker's good people and you can feel good about supporting her but also I assure you that buying a subscription is not an act of charity—you are purchasing access to thoughtful, well-researched and well-written content that more than justifies the cost of the subscription.
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Holiday hours:
Xmas Eve: 5pm to 11pm (or so)
Xmas: 7pm (or so) until at least midnight
Friday: 1pm to 2am
Saturday: Noon to 2am and in honor of the @poptartsbowl.com from 2pm on the first fifty drink purchases will come with free…POP TARTS!
Xmas Eve: 5pm to 11pm (or so)
Xmas: 7pm (or so) until at least midnight
Friday: 1pm to 2am
Saturday: Noon to 2am and in honor of the @poptartsbowl.com from 2pm on the first fifty drink purchases will come with free…POP TARTS!
a young boy says merry christmas ya filthy animal in front of a sign that says escape
ALT: a young boy says merry christmas ya filthy animal in front of a sign that says escape
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Holiday hours:
Xmas Eve: 5pm to 11pm (or so)
Xmas: 7pm (or so) until at least midnight
Friday: 1pm to 2am
Saturday: Noon to 2am and in honor of the @poptartsbowl.com from 2pm on the first fifty drink purchases will come with free…POP TARTS!
Xmas Eve: 5pm to 11pm (or so)
Xmas: 7pm (or so) until at least midnight
Friday: 1pm to 2am
Saturday: Noon to 2am and in honor of the @poptartsbowl.com from 2pm on the first fifty drink purchases will come with free…POP TARTS!