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There's always barber college. (he/him)
This fucking dude is mad that the Democrats are against high-testosterone males
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This fucking dude is mad that the Democrats are against high-testosterone males
Same energy
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Same energy
Fall remains undefeated
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fall remains undefeated
Hahaha a friend in NYC literally texted this to me two minutes ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Hahaha a friend in NYC literally texted this to me two minutes ago
Don't make me tap the sign
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Don't make me tap the sign
My post-game analysis:
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My post-game analysis:
Well shit... now the only way the Blue Jays win is with a walk-off, and that just sounds ridiculous
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Well shit... now the only way the Blue Jays win is with a walk-off, and that just sounds ridiculous
Does your local bar have a kick-ass brass band at their Halloween party? No? Why not???
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Does your local bar have a kick-ass brass band at their Halloween party? No? Why not???
WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
Trick or treat!
October 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Trick or treat!
"Peter, did you finish those tp-DEATH reports? No? Well then I'll need you to come in on SPLATTER-day! Ah-hahahaha!!!"
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Peter, did you finish those tp-DEATH reports? No? Well then I'll need you to come in on SPLATTER-day! Ah-hahahaha!!!"
Obsolescence of the law aside:
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Obsolescence of the law aside:
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
It's Men With Hats performing their international smash hit The Danger Dance (actually it's the Bad Plus)
October 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It's Men With Hats performing their international smash hit The Danger Dance (actually it's the Bad Plus)
New shoe day! I have an open relationship with Brooks so I decided to give Saucony a try for my next pair of trail running shoes. 7.5 miles in I'm really digging these Peregrine 12s.
October 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
New shoe day! I have an open relationship with Brooks so I decided to give Saucony a try for my next pair of trail running shoes. 7.5 miles in I'm really digging these Peregrine 12s.
Anyway, I recreated the sh!rt but replaced the bobbies on the original design with Chicago cops taken from a photo from the 1968 DNC riots. Then I replaced the text (originally from the Clash song Complete Control) with one of Mayor Daley the Elder's greatest quotes.
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Anyway, I recreated the sh!rt but replaced the bobbies on the original design with Chicago cops taken from a photo from the 1968 DNC riots. Then I replaced the text (originally from the Clash song Complete Control) with one of Mayor Daley the Elder's greatest quotes.
So on the left is a picture of Joe Strummer in 1983 after finishing the London Marathon in 4:13 (the exact same time as my first marathon!). On the right is another version of the same shirt--it appears each was hand-screened so placement is a little different.
October 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So on the left is a picture of Joe Strummer in 1983 after finishing the London Marathon in 4:13 (the exact same time as my first marathon!). On the right is another version of the same shirt--it appears each was hand-screened so placement is a little different.
Big dazzle camouflage energy
October 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Big dazzle camouflage energy