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There's always barber college. (he/him)
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WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
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DID YOU KNOW? The classic maxim "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing" was originally coined when my mom got home internet and a personal email account
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
DID YOU KNOW? The classic maxim "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing" was originally coined when my mom got home internet and a personal email account
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"The danger is all around us. We are suckers for this charm. It’s going to be our downfall, it seems. We’d rather be entertained than taken care of. It’s tragic, really.”--Michael Shannon
God bless Michael Shannon. '“I’m sure anybody who’s associated with promoting and selling this movie to the world is going to be horrified by everything I’ve said in this interview,” he agrees. “But I don’t really care.”'
‘Hermann Göring loved his kids. That’s what’s terrifying’: James Vanderbilt, Rami Malek and Michael Shannon on Nuremberg
Russell Crowe has a malevolent charm as the Nazi on trial in a compelling new film. His co-stars and director explain how they understood this monster – and the persistence of evil today
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"The danger is all around us. We are suckers for this charm. It’s going to be our downfall, it seems. We’d rather be entertained than taken care of. It’s tragic, really.”--Michael Shannon
I always say that Chicago and Philly are like cousins. They have cheesesteak. We have Italian beef. They have Philly soul. We have Chicago house. They have Four Seasons Total Landscaping. We have the Miracle Mile Shopping Center.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I always say that Chicago and Philly are like cousins. They have cheesesteak. We have Italian beef. They have Philly soul. We have Chicago house. They have Four Seasons Total Landscaping. We have the Miracle Mile Shopping Center.
I'll celebrate when Bovino leaves for the Hague... in cuffs
Bovino left LA to come to Chicago and it's not like LA saw immigration operations stop - just less showboating from his crew. So even if these circulating rumors over the last week turn out real, I'm pessimistic about how much change to expect on the ground.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'll celebrate when Bovino leaves for the Hague... in cuffs
The Democrats: "You want a youth movement? You want fresh blood? Here, have a 59-year-old nepo baby who's never held an elected office."
Nancy Pelosi's daughter Christine Pelosi is running for the seat that will be vacated by the term-limited Scott Wiener in the California State Senate.
Wiener himself is running for the seat in Congress that Nancy Pelosi has held since 1987 and announced last week that she wouldn’t try to keep.
Wiener himself is running for the seat in Congress that Nancy Pelosi has held since 1987 and announced last week that she wouldn’t try to keep.
President Donald Trump's supporters expressed their anger.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The Democrats: "You want a youth movement? You want fresh blood? Here, have a 59-year-old nepo baby who's never held an elected office."
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
"The obituary for Donald Trump was merely a two word obituary which simply read 'Shit Trump.'"
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"The obituary for Donald Trump was merely a two word obituary which simply read 'Shit Trump.'"
Should've been 14 votes for 88th place
Matt Shaw received one 3rd-place vote and one 5th-place vote for NL ROY.
Cubs righty Cade Horton finishes 2nd for NL Rookie of the Year behind Braves catcher Drake Baldwin.
Horton received 9 of 30 votes and finished with 139 points while Baldwin got 21 votes and 183 points.
Horton received 9 of 30 votes and finished with 139 points while Baldwin got 21 votes and 183 points.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Should've been 14 votes for 88th place
I'm not sure what's more short-sighted, pro sports selling out to the industry that will likely destroy it (gambling) or podcasts selling out to the industry *trying to* destroy it (AI)
Following this weekend’s indictments of Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz, MLB has announced that, in collaboration with major sports books, single pitch wagers are being capped at $200 and excluded from all parlays:
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm not sure what's more short-sighted, pro sports selling out to the industry that will likely destroy it (gambling) or podcasts selling out to the industry *trying to* destroy it (AI)
So I was a guest on the Premier League Fan Zone this morning to talk about the Palace/Brighton match and rivalry and I have no idea how people watch it? Like I think it may have been live in the UK but I can only find it on YouTube via some rando uploading episodes.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
So I was a guest on the Premier League Fan Zone this morning to talk about the Palace/Brighton match and rivalry and I have no idea how people watch it? Like I think it may have been live in the UK but I can only find it on YouTube via some rando uploading episodes.
Who exactly is the market for Fetterman's memoir? Democrats feel betrayed by him and Republicans don't buy books unless they're now a major motion picture
John Fetterman’s memoir comes out on Tuesday, so if the phone calls don’t work you can always tell him how you feel while he’s on book tour.
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Who exactly is the market for Fetterman's memoir? Democrats feel betrayed by him and Republicans don't buy books unless they're now a major motion picture
This fucking dude is mad that the Democrats are against high-testosterone males
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This fucking dude is mad that the Democrats are against high-testosterone males
Like I said... never a doubt
I want to be fired up about this comeback but also I don't trust the secondary to stop the Giants from marching right back down the field in a minute and a half
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Like I said... never a doubt
I want to be fired up about this comeback but also I don't trust the secondary to stop the Giants from marching right back down the field in a minute and a half
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I want to be fired up about this comeback but also I don't trust the secondary to stop the Giants from marching right back down the field in a minute and a half
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Oh wait, the referee is Tim Robinson? Well that explains a lot
a man wearing a hat and a white shirt looks tired
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a white shirt looks tired
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Oh wait, the referee is Tim Robinson? Well that explains a lot
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I miss USA Up All Night.
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I miss USA Up All Night.
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Woah, 71st Street got a road diet and protected bike lanes from Cottage Grove to Dorchester! The terrifying drag strip along the southern edge of Oak Woods Cemetery is no more. This is so awesome!
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Woah, 71st Street got a road diet and protected bike lanes from Cottage Grove to Dorchester! The terrifying drag strip along the southern edge of Oak Woods Cemetery is no more. This is so awesome!
Same energy
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Same energy
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I know it's hard to tell anymore, but the Sean Duffy quote about how pilots should just rely on their gut is not only fake but lifted without acknowledgment from The Onion.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I know it's hard to tell anymore, but the Sean Duffy quote about how pilots should just rely on their gut is not only fake but lifted without acknowledgment from The Onion.
Fall remains undefeated
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fall remains undefeated
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Palace v. Brighton. We all remember what happened last season. Kick-off is tomorrow morning at 8am local time. Let us know if you're heading out to the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) so we can be sure to save you a spot. #DontWatchPalaceAlone
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Palace v. Brighton. We all remember what happened last season. Kick-off is tomorrow morning at 8am local time. Let us know if you're heading out to the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) so we can be sure to save you a spot. #DontWatchPalaceAlone
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Trying to think of some different stuff to listen to on my 20-mile run this afternoon. Should I finally give Tin Machine a spin?
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trying to think of some different stuff to listen to on my 20-mile run this afternoon. Should I finally give Tin Machine a spin?