I think the main thing it that they’re waiting to see how the previous weekend does so they know what size theater to put it in.

But big openings are always in 4, 5, or 6 anyway, & they generally post those up to a month or so in advance. We should have known, I guess, but it’s still disappointing.

A Reverse "Elvira"

Somebody get Beanpole to fix this!

Asked at the theater last night; they were unable to get it — at least for the first week. :(

OH HELL YEAH

Hell yeah, this was great! Part of the era where there were suddenly a bunch of gay-themed comedies that were super earnest and funny as hell.

My wife told me I finally have more tattoos than she does.

DONTCHA KNOW BOUT CHARACTER ARCS, BASTICH?!?

Which actor is OBVIOUSLY on cocaine?

Alt text, please. It takes so little time and lets visually impaired fans enjoy your post.

Yup, but luckily not one of the batteries with the issue.

@crobertcargill.bsky.social was sitting next to me and laughed when I said "oh, for fuck's sake" at one point (and I don't talk in theaters!), but MAN are those first two Prequels even worse.

there were seven finalists that made it to the standards committee

3 of the 7 were round, so the scanner could scan from any angle

but IBM proposed the boring square barcode and they were so huge that they won the selection process

I’m so happy for you! Have the best time, see you in January!