M. Dean Cooper
@fractalchurn.bsky.social
Writer, videographer, cat person. Sad little king of a sad little hill. He/him.
Words: notepadexe.medium.com
Video: newnorml.tumblr.com
Words: notepadexe.medium.com
Video: newnorml.tumblr.com
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M. Dean Cooper
@fractalchurn.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Hello Bluesky! Now that a) people are really here and b) we have pinned posts allow me to do a brief welcome/shameless-self-promo thread. I'm a multifaceted guy but for the purposes of this account I'm mostly a writer, with a novel I'm chipping away at and shorter works here: notepadexe.medium.com
Harrison Ford’s character hums the Indiana Jones theme in the new Shrinking and I suddenly have so many questions about this timeline
February 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Harrison Ford’s character hums the Indiana Jones theme in the new Shrinking and I suddenly have so many questions about this timeline
aw, for a second I thought this was referring to his haircut
February 20, 2026 at 12:02 AM
aw, for a second I thought this was referring to his haircut
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lol tbh
Despite dying last month, Dilbert creator and pro-Trump pundit Scott Adams has been reimagined as an AI.
His family is not happy about it!
My latest False Flag for @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/dilbert-cr...
His family is not happy about it!
My latest False Flag for @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/dilbert-cr...
Dilbert Creator’s AI Resurrection Not So Comic for His Family
Plus: Elijah Schaffer’s wife says he’s taking huge amounts of kratom.
www.thebulwark.com
February 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
lol tbh
in other words, his close family member voted for Trump the first time but not with Vance himself on the ticket
February 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM
in other words, his close family member voted for Trump the first time but not with Vance himself on the ticket
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So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.
Breaking News: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, was arrested in Britain on suspicion of misconduct in public office over his links to Jeffrey Epstein, the BBC said.
UK Police Arrest Former Prince Andrew Over Epstein Ties: Live Updates
The British police on Thursday arrested Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on suspicion of criminal activity linked to the Epstein files.
nyti.ms
February 19, 2026 at 10:50 AM
So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.
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That is a 1995-ass, Expanded Universe-ass, Bantam-ass, Kevin J. Anderson-ass Star War right there, and I am not too cool for that.
See now that's the platonic ideal of "here's some money, go see a star war" and I mean that in the most laudatory way
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
That is a 1995-ass, Expanded Universe-ass, Bantam-ass, Kevin J. Anderson-ass Star War right there, and I am not too cool for that.
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If you enjoyed #TheMandalorianAndGrogu trailer, consider throwing a few dollars our way to help ensure we can take a big group of kids to see it this Summer!
gofund.me/0b3e873b4
gofund.me/0b3e873b4
February 17, 2026 at 3:14 PM
If you enjoyed #TheMandalorianAndGrogu trailer, consider throwing a few dollars our way to help ensure we can take a big group of kids to see it this Summer!
gofund.me/0b3e873b4
gofund.me/0b3e873b4
what do you know, Pedro is actually in this thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHWl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHWl...
The Mandalorian and Grogu | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 22
YouTube video by Star Wars
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:36 PM
what do you know, Pedro is actually in this thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHWl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHWl...
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it's rare that a SW moment can really apply to modern politics in a non-cringe way but as Republicans continue to peel off from Trump I think this one could stand to break through to the normies a li'l
February 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
it's rare that a SW moment can really apply to modern politics in a non-cringe way but as Republicans continue to peel off from Trump I think this one could stand to break through to the normies a li'l
it's rare that a SW moment can really apply to modern politics in a non-cringe way but as Republicans continue to peel off from Trump I think this one could stand to break through to the normies a li'l
February 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
it's rare that a SW moment can really apply to modern politics in a non-cringe way but as Republicans continue to peel off from Trump I think this one could stand to break through to the normies a li'l
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February 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
me realizing this photo is older than Billie Eilish
February 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
me realizing this photo is older than Billie Eilish
Shrinking continues to kill at casting
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Shrinking continues to kill at casting
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Fall Olympics: who can find the coolest leaf
February 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Fall Olympics: who can find the coolest leaf
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"I forced the shape of English onto resisting tongues and then dared to call it 'broken.'"
I’m Still Your America
Hey, patriot. It’s been a week. As ICE spreads terror through the streets, and Teacup Eichmann presided over the murder of yet another innocent civ...
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
"I forced the shape of English onto resisting tongues and then dared to call it 'broken.'"
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.
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Groundhog Day is about the universe teaching a man to buy life insurance and the man catastrophically misreading the situation
February 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Groundhog Day is about the universe teaching a man to buy life insurance and the man catastrophically misreading the situation
Groundhog Day is about the universe teaching a man to buy life insurance and the man catastrophically misreading the situation
February 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Groundhog Day is about the universe teaching a man to buy life insurance and the man catastrophically misreading the situation
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
the only Super Bowl ad I've seen is that Dunkin' Donuts one and I feel like that was plenty
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
the only Super Bowl ad I've seen is that Dunkin' Donuts one and I feel like that was plenty
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Calmly imagining a world where Andor was really big and there's a Luthen and Mon Michelob Ultra commercial
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Calmly imagining a world where Andor was really big and there's a Luthen and Mon Michelob Ultra commercial
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
They got the big game on at the bar
