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M. Dean Cooper
@fractalchurn.bsky.social
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Writer, videographer, cat person. Sad little king of a sad little hill. He/him.

Words: notepadexe.medium.com
Video: newnorml.tumblr.com
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seven episodes into Squid Game
Homer Simpson saying “I can see why this is so popular”
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I ship it
the two psychopaths in Squid Game S1
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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accidentally made a Garfield Minus Garfield
recent Trump post/rant edited so it just says “So, let’s get this straight???”, then a huge empty space, then “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??? President DJT”
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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we are so back
Pluribus opening title card
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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extremely tempted to write TITTY here
five-letter crossword clue: "___ committee"
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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he looks bored tbqh
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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if you see this, post a Frankenstein
the B-Hive, by @melminiatures.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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nailed it
my photo app’s 2024 “Year in Review” montage with David Lynch cringing as the preview image
October 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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finish this headline
a preview of a threads post by holocronstarwars that says “Mary Elizabeth Winstead says she and her husband Ewan…” then a link to see more
October 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Farewell, life as a renter. Your highs did not excuse your lows and I’ll stand over your grave until I’m sure you’re dead
My old (final?) apartment, at last 100% vacated and cleaned
October 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Adam Driver after dishing about the Ben Solo movie
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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my store growing up was called Video Factory and TIL that plaza was originally called Madd Maxx Plaza for some fuckin' reason
Video Factory Opening 'Biggest Store in Country' By DAVID ROBINSON Video Factory plans to open a new store during November in the Madd Maxx Plaza on Delaware Avenue that the company's owner said will be more than twice the size of its biggest existing store. Ron Alsheimer, the chain's owner, said the new 16.800- square-foot store will carry more than 18.000 video movies. "It will be the biggest store in the country, as far as I know," he said. "It seems that the bigger store you have, the more movies you have and the more you'll rent.' he said. The largest existing Video Factory store, which Alsheimer claims is the largest in the Northeast, is an 8.300-square-foot outlet located at the corner of Maple and North Forest roads in Amherst. The new store will replace the company's smaller outlet at 2558 Delaware Ave., which Alsheimer hopes to lease to other businesses. although no agreements have been signed. he said. "We really ran out of room at our Delaware Avenue store," Alsheimer said. With as many as 190 customers hour renting movies at that outlet, the Delaware Avenue store frequently was crowded and consumers had to wait in long lines. The larger store should help eliminate the overcrowding, he said. The store also will include a section for children's movies, as well as a "Kid- Vid" area will have supervision and entertainment for youngsters. The new store also will feature an expanded area where customers may purchase movie videos. The Madd Maxx Plaza also will be renamed Video Factory Plaza, Alsheimer said. The company, which currently has 11 in Western New York and Syracuse, also plans to open a new store during late November at the Bells Abbott Road Plaza in Lackawanna and another during December at the South Side Plaza In Jamestown. Alsheimer said.
October 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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very cool subtitle styling
English subtitles with the same dialogue in the Thai alphabet underneath them akin to a drop shadow
October 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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“I was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”
Spider-Man, famously no longer married, posing with the Spider-Mobile
October 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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An adult black cat surrounded by crumpled newspaper, looking up at the camera, with the caption “Barriss Cooper 2009-2025” (my cat died)
October 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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suck it, dog
product photo of a pet gate, with a large dog blocked on the far side of the gate and a cat in the foreground coming through a little swinging door
October 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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oh, well there you go
Writers: Vy Vincent Ngo, Vince Gilligan
October 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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hashtag just moving things
google search for "are shower curtains recyclable" (they're not)
October 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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really need to know wtf this guy’s deal is
creepy extradimensional demon guy operating Luther’s prison
September 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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every once in a while, just for a second, all the other shit drops away and all that remains is my absolute incredulity that he actually walks around looking like that
Trump sitting in the oval office looking exactly as orange as he always does, with seemingly no one having the guts to tell him how ridiculous it is
September 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Bricks, or, I Wanted to Try Rhyming
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a black and white photo of the Manhattan Bridge while under construction, with large spans of the surface still missing one song of age that’s rarely sung while youth is wasted on the young is knowing how to navigate time’s stream a day is like a falling leaf ephemeral and all too brief a month, a year less daunting than they seem time utilized is time well placed no effort truly goes to waste all endings are the product of their parts a journey starts with just one stride in every step does skill reside experience is chief among the arts
September 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Tomorrow: notepad.exe returns! With poetry!
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a canvas marked with just one line nothing, I think, is more divine a stroke of ink with something new to say beginnings can be so profound a shovel plunged into the ground a pinch of progress rent into the clay
September 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM