Michelle Bruton
@michellebruton.bsky.social
senior editor at Triumph Books; Olympics and action sports writer at Forbes SportsMoney; emo scholar at The Alternative; Packers writer here and there; IPA defender; parasocial Boston Bruins fan. NH ➡️ CHI
*Tim Robinson voice* that one loss was three losses?
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
*Tim Robinson voice* that one loss was three losses?
I know I don’t have the heart of a competitor because what McManus has to do here is my fucking NIGHTMARE
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I know I don’t have the heart of a competitor because what McManus has to do here is my fucking NIGHTMARE
disillusioned but I suppose still delusional because I just muttered to my husband, “I guess I have to keep watching in case they get a pick-six or something”
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
disillusioned but I suppose still delusional because I just muttered to my husband, “I guess I have to keep watching in case they get a pick-six or something”
They do so much better when they have a sizable hole to climb out of because it forces MLF to go to the passing game
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
They do so much better when they have a sizable hole to climb out of because it forces MLF to go to the passing game
“I pretend I do not see it”
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“I pretend I do not see it”
I call this score the “owl eyes”
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I call this score the “owl eyes”
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Getting mentally prepped to watch the Packers tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Getting mentally prepped to watch the Packers tonight.
we’ve got thundersnow in Chicago which isn’t ominous at all
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
we’ve got thundersnow in Chicago which isn’t ominous at all
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
Remember when we could just…go days without having to think about the president?
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Remember when we could just…go days without having to think about the president?
Thank you, Governor. Please contact your senator @durbin.senate.gov just like the rest of us
This is not a deal — it's an empty promise.
Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families.
Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families.
Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Senate reaches deal on ending the shutdown
Democrats are coalescing around a bipartisan agreement to fund the government.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Thank you, Governor. Please contact your senator @durbin.senate.gov just like the rest of us
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Reposted by Michelle Bruton
Following up on this. This remains a ‘cave is minutes or hours away’ situation. If you want to impact how this plays out you need to contact senators literally now. I want to add additional points of context. What I’m relaying is what I’ve picked up from highly reliable sources.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Following up on this. This remains a ‘cave is minutes or hours away’ situation. If you want to impact how this plays out you need to contact senators literally now. I want to add additional points of context. What I’m relaying is what I’ve picked up from highly reliable sources.
haven’t even gotten to rake the leaves or put the furniture away yet 😫. at least the Halloween decorations are down!
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
haven’t even gotten to rake the leaves or put the furniture away yet 😫. at least the Halloween decorations are down!
it’s apple galette szn
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
it’s apple galette szn
cats are a liquid
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
cats are a liquid
obvi saved the time out to ice ‘em
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
obvi saved the time out to ice ‘em
cannot believe he had to use a challenge for that. amateur hour
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
cannot believe he had to use a challenge for that. amateur hour
happy “my animals don’t understand daylight saving time and they WILL be getting their breakfast NOW” day to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
happy “my animals don’t understand daylight saving time and they WILL be getting their breakfast NOW” day to all who celebrate
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WHAT. A. COMEBACK.
The Los Angeles Dodgers are now back-to-back World Series champions! Preorder your commemorative book 'Out of This World' by the Los Angeles Daily News now at triumphbooks.com/dodgers2025 (cover not final)
The Los Angeles Dodgers are now back-to-back World Series champions! Preorder your commemorative book 'Out of This World' by the Los Angeles Daily News now at triumphbooks.com/dodgers2025 (cover not final)
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
WHAT. A. COMEBACK.
The Los Angeles Dodgers are now back-to-back World Series champions! Preorder your commemorative book 'Out of This World' by the Los Angeles Daily News now at triumphbooks.com/dodgers2025 (cover not final)
The Los Angeles Dodgers are now back-to-back World Series champions! Preorder your commemorative book 'Out of This World' by the Los Angeles Daily News now at triumphbooks.com/dodgers2025 (cover not final)
I mean, she couldn't be doing any worse
We tried ChatGPT once to see if our sports publishing jobs were really in danger.
It told us that Emma Thompson was the head coach of the Boston Celtics.
It told us that Emma Thompson was the head coach of the Boston Celtics.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I mean, she couldn't be doing any worse