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unlikelyortiz.bsky.social
@unlikelyortiz.bsky.social
When the owner here pisses me off I'll be gone.
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That there exist tiers of wealth beyond which it is literally impossible to ever make enough bad financial decisions to impoverish yourself no matter how puddingbrained you are is something we either have to eliminate or else make that the case for all people at all income levels.
December 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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As people comb the Epstein files for some crime they can get Trump on I’m thinking about how he was found with boxes of stolen top secret files in his possession and somehow that ended up being impossible to prosecute.
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Russia has shown that it is possible to govern solely by empty cultural signaling and grievance if the population is cruel and belligerent enough to be animated by those grievances as opposed to their actual interests, so I guess we’re gonna get to see if that’s also true about us.
December 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Why would anyone risk themselves to go on 60 Minutes after this? How can viewers ever trust CBS News to report fairly on topics this White House is sensitive about?
December 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Republicans control literally every lever of federal power right now.
JD Vance: "If you miss Charlie Kirk…do you promise to take the country back from the people who took his life?"
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Sounds like they're trying to Bari the story.
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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What are the chances that the Trump regime is *not* demanding money and favors from powerful people in exchange for redacting their names and faces in the Epstein files?
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Since he likes slapping his name on everything, let’s call them The Trump-Epstein Files.
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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To be clear.
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Imagine that guy convincing anyone to vote for him. Oh shit.
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Did someone flick the door light off and on to cut his set?
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I was wavering on this Administration but that Address won me over.
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII.

One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.

The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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One possible flaw in Bari Weiss's plan to remake CBS News in her image is that she is a bad and boring journalist and nobody actually likes her.
Major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall telecast Saturday, moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring an interview with Erika Kirk.

Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand

variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Big Advertisers Appear Wary of CBS News’ Bari Weiss Town Hall Format
Many major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall format moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring a conversation with Erika Kirk
variety.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Incredible, not in a good way, how many academics, journalists, and policy folks continue to actively attend the Nazi Bar on a daily basis.
The richest man on the planet has a pinned tweet that's just straight up white nationalism. I can't say I miss Twitter!
December 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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A(in’t)
I (a stinker?)
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Weirdly, KISS came to the White House and were the only ones not wearing bizarre makeup
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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One way to think of this, of course, is that American collapse didn't happen quickly at all. The decade-long paralysis of the Senate, the 40-year court project to strip the constitution like a burlesque show: by the time the fascists moved into the house, the gut renovation was almost done.
One theme here is the speed of American institutional collapse.
“It took Erdoğan 15 years to do what Trump did in 100 days. If [Americans] do not accept the fact that this is a long game, and it will be brutal, I think you won’t have the patience and stamina to bear it.”
We asked activists from authoritarian regimes what they wish they’d known sooner. Here’s what they said www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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we're gonna keep getting played in the very same way over and over again aren't we
"What Swift’s defenders didn’t realize was that they were pushing back against a false narrative that had been seeded and amplified by a small network of inauthentic social accounts. Worse, they were helping to disseminate those bad-faith allegations by earnestly engaging with them."
Taylor Swift's Last Album Sparked Bizarre Accusations of Nazism. It Was a Coordinated Attack
Data analysis from startup GUDEA reveals inauthentic social media network that pushed false narrative about her ties to MAGA world and white supremacy
www.rollingstone.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I bitched about this earlier. Ethan Hunt just survived and Phineas Phreak was gonna say something profound and the DAMN PARAMOUNT APP FREEZES UP!
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM