Adair
@rpxadair.bsky.social
🇬🇧 British / 🏴 English / ⛰️ Cumbrian
📍 Whitehaven
🏉 Whitehaven RLFC
⚽️ Bolton Wanderers FC
⚾️ SF Giants
🏀 GS Warriors
♂️ He/Himbo
📍 Whitehaven
🏉 Whitehaven RLFC
⚽️ Bolton Wanderers FC
⚾️ SF Giants
🏀 GS Warriors
♂️ He/Himbo
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Apparently me describing a bowl of large green olives as "a collection of Shrek's severed bellends" just as my partner was putting them into her mouth is "the worst thing you've ever said, and there's competition for that"
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Apparently me describing a bowl of large green olives as "a collection of Shrek's severed bellends" just as my partner was putting them into her mouth is "the worst thing you've ever said, and there's competition for that"
What is it about insane clowns and not understanding electromagnetism?
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What is it about insane clowns and not understanding electromagnetism?
But I’m not super mad about it, in fact I am actually laughing so much about it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All those rofl emojis I just used symbolise me being amused, not me being mad.
All those rofl emojis I just used symbolise me being amused, not me being mad.
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
But I’m not super mad about it, in fact I am actually laughing so much about it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All those rofl emojis I just used symbolise me being amused, not me being mad.
All those rofl emojis I just used symbolise me being amused, not me being mad.
Jack “Irredeemable Monster” Horner.
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Jack “Irredeemable Monster” Horner.
Was at the local cenotaph this morning to pay my respects/get drenched.
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Was at the local cenotaph this morning to pay my respects/get drenched.
(I don’t know a thing about Fortnite I just wanted to post this gif)
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
(I don’t know a thing about Fortnite I just wanted to post this gif)
Watching Spurs vs Man U in a pub but glanced over to a screen showing Blackburn vs Derby and saw this Derby shirt, featuring their sponsor “FanHub”, but I just saw “-nHub” and thought, “They’re sponsored by WHAT???”
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Watching Spurs vs Man U in a pub but glanced over to a screen showing Blackburn vs Derby and saw this Derby shirt, featuring their sponsor “FanHub”, but I just saw “-nHub” and thought, “They’re sponsored by WHAT???”
Does the word “Socialist” mean something different in the US than the rest of the world?
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Does the word “Socialist” mean something different in the US than the rest of the world?
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"Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?"
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?"
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Paul Staines' signature, and Paul Staines' signature while drink-driving
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Paul Staines' signature, and Paul Staines' signature while drink-driving
Why is Rudy Giuliani is blaming a 9 year old boy for 9/11?
(Zohran Mamdani’s 10th birthday was the following month)
(Zohran Mamdani’s 10th birthday was the following month)
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Why is Rudy Giuliani is blaming a 9 year old boy for 9/11?
(Zohran Mamdani’s 10th birthday was the following month)
(Zohran Mamdani’s 10th birthday was the following month)
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You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
I do appreciate waking up to a banger.
BBC Radio 6 Music
Chris Hawkins
Now Playing
The Cult
She Sells Sanctuary
Chris Hawkins
Now Playing
The Cult
She Sells Sanctuary
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I do appreciate waking up to a banger.
My brain keeps wanting to call former Liverpool FC player who’s now at Real Madrid “Trent Alexander-Armstrong”.
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My brain keeps wanting to call former Liverpool FC player who’s now at Real Madrid “Trent Alexander-Armstrong”.
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This cartoon is from 1990 but unfortunately… 🦆
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This cartoon is from 1990 but unfortunately… 🦆
Australia’s too good for England 🏉😢
November 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Australia’s too good for England 🏉😢
…and she’s dancing like she’s never danced before (derogatory)
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
…and she’s dancing like she’s never danced before (derogatory)
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Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
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You keep telling yourself that.
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
You keep telling yourself that.
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