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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@discokidnap.bsky.social
90% feet 👣 | Queer, non-binary, genderfluid 🏳️‍🌈 | they/them | Chess musical 🎶 | Lovely old maps 🗺️ | #COYS 🐓 🤍

PFP alt text: Mirror selfie of me, a white person wearing sunnies, blue jeans, a blue floral dress, and an unbuttoned white shirt over the top.
I quite often skip Funeral For A Tooth and go straight into Gums Lie Bleeding.
I'm at the dentist, and they've put an artsy print of a molar next to a bunch of lilies on a small table and it feels like I'm at a funeral for a tooth
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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I'm at the dentist, and they've put an artsy print of a molar next to a bunch of lilies on a small table and it feels like I'm at a funeral for a tooth
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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a man in a suit and turtleneck is holding a microphone and smiling .
Alt: Guillermo off WWDITS.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Good morning.
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Hang on, when did reading become so performative?
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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“Has he shit himself?”
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Tracking @littlecageling.bsky.social’s flight, like a plane stalker.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“You like my gaudy watch? I can get you one just like it.”
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Now I quite like people’s nudes on here but also please don’t post your nudes, or repost other people’s nudes, without tagging them as such. Many thanks.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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shot, chaser
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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#BREAKING: Over no public dissents, #SCOTUS denies Kim Davis's petition asking the justices to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges (which recognized federal constitutional protections for same-sex marriage):

www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
www.supremecourt.gov
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Can you imagine though.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The casting people have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Never change, Facebook idiots.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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thou misshapen Dick
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
That last one can fuck right off.

I got 9,590 on the FoodGuessr Daily!

🌕🌕🌕🌘 4,000 (Round 1)
🌕🌕🌕🌑 3,500 (Round 2)
🌕🌖🌑🌑 2,090 (Round 3)

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November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers." 🤖✨
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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When you hear there's another new job going.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
BBC Directors General always end up resigning over manipulated news stuff. Have they considered simply not allowing it?
BREAKING: BBC has confirmed Tim Davie is to step down as BBC Director General
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Completely addicted to these reels where people excitedly show off mundane features on bus-motorhomes.

A drawer under a sofa!
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Humanity has a choice: We either have AI-generated “artwork” that swallows up real creativity, or we’re forever bombarded with pics that “compare” the Home Alone house then and now.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I needed to go out to B&M so of course it’s started raining.
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I like how when my friends with boobs on here post arty nudes and tag them as non-sexual, BS mods will overrule them and tag the pics as explicit adult material, but when I tag the blue sex horse as explicit, they jump in and say “no, no! THIS is the real art!”
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM