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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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90% feet 👣 | Queer, non-binary, genderfluid 🏳️‍🌈 | they/them | Chess musical 🎶 | Lovely old maps 🗺️ | #COYS 🐓 🤍 | Trans rights are human rights

PFP alt text: Mirror selfie of me, a white person, wearing an unbuttoned white shirt and blue dress underneath.
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Weirdos in newspapers: "The woke mob will never take away my fond memories of Biggins Borsley, I saw him do stand up in the 80s and he's a beautiful, relateable soul"

Biggins Borsley in the 80s: "I am the tit squeezer, and I grope people"
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Wordle 1,662 3/6

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This one will enrage people (probably; hopefully).
January 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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I'm going to shout out for them for today's #LiftToTheSky even though they're not on Bsky as they are a super supportive group.

If anyone is looking for a writing group to connect with I massive recommend Write & A Pint - brilliant in-person & virtual workshops/writing spaces

www.writeandpint.com
Creative Writing Workshop | A Write & a Pint | United Kingdom
A Write & a Pint. Creative writing + food & drink. A vibrant social community. Publication opportunities. For beginners and professionals.
www.writeandpint.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Agreed.
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold

“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Lovely question on The Slip there. #Mastermind
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Connect them to next door’s GCH?
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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I mean, at this point a "counter narrative" on X is an image of a fully clothed child
Cabinet Office Minister Baroness Anderson tells the Lords the Government will keep on using X.

"I still believe that X is an appropriate platform to use because I believe in freedom of speech..."

"It is incredibly important that there is a counter narrative on those platforms," she says.
January 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Remember when whenever anyone in the Commons talked about Ukraine they would always mention “Putin’s illegal war”? And now it’s just handwringing and “hey, let’s discuss this” when Trump talks about helping himself to Greenland.
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 PM
The greasy weasel kid that hides behind the school bully because he’s scared of getting punched himself, then gets his lunch money stolen anyway.
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.

Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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it’s giving “there were three us in this marriage”
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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me trying to figure out why I have stomach cramps
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Of course, the Bible famously says:

"And Peter spoke unto him, 'Lord, shall thine people not choose whether to be tried by jury or by lay persons?'
And Jesus said unto him, 'No, if thy sentence for thine offence is less than 3 years, only lay persons may decide."
These monsters will strip you of every last right & claim it's ok cos god told them to
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Amorim? I barely know ‘im.
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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Manchester United football club
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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He can spend more time with his tactics board now
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 AM
When your own team is struggling, it’s extremely important to take every opportunity to laugh at others.
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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Can we talk about Audrey Nuna’s Critics Choice Awards dress?

Love her.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Who *doesn’t* take two hours to get out of bed tho?
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Connections
Puzzle #939
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I thought that could be purple then decided it was too simple.
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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when u make a silly joke on this platform
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM