David Eve • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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PFP alt text: Selfie of me, a white person, wearing sunnies, gold pendant necklace, yellow cami top and red bra.
PFP alt text: Selfie of me, a white person, wearing sunnies, gold pendant necklace, yellow cami top and red bra.
idk I don't think "private citizen arrested on suspicion of committing a crime/crimes" is unprecedented.
An unprecedented moment for UK - and a former prince
An unprecedented moment for UK - and a former prince
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is the first senior royal to be arrested in modern history.
www.bbc.com
February 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
idk I don't think "private citizen arrested on suspicion of committing a crime/crimes" is unprecedented.
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Andrew released under investigation.
February 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Andrew released under investigation.
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Just saw an actual real life video of an Arsenal fan trying to blame the WEATHER for their failure to hold on to a 2-0 lead against one of the worst teams in premier league history
February 19, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Just saw an actual real life video of an Arsenal fan trying to blame the WEATHER for their failure to hold on to a 2-0 lead against one of the worst teams in premier league history
“Your majesty, your brother has been arrested. Would you like me to cancel your engagements for the rest of the day?”
“Which brother?”
“Andrew. Sir? Sir…?”
“Which brother?”
“Andrew. Sir? Sir…?”
February 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
“Your majesty, your brother has been arrested. Would you like me to cancel your engagements for the rest of the day?”
“Which brother?”
“Andrew. Sir? Sir…?”
“Which brother?”
“Andrew. Sir? Sir…?”
You can just repost people, you don't need to make the exact same jokes that you've definitely already seen on here just to get four likes and a bookmark.
February 19, 2026 at 1:11 PM
You can just repost people, you don't need to make the exact same jokes that you've definitely already seen on here just to get four likes and a bookmark.
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Continuing their duty to serve us
February 19, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Continuing their duty to serve us
Absolute chef’s kiss of a statement. Doesn’t call him brother, signs off with “my family (not you) are a bit busy opening supermarkets rn”.
February 19, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Absolute chef’s kiss of a statement. Doesn’t call him brother, signs off with “my family (not you) are a bit busy opening supermarkets rn”.
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Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
February 19, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.
Bet he’s sitting in that interview room sweating bu— oh wait.
February 19, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Bet he’s sitting in that interview room sweating bu— oh wait.
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I fear we were googling andrew five minutes before he got arrested and my co-worker just went "we've manifested this, team"
February 19, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I fear we were googling andrew five minutes before he got arrested and my co-worker just went "we've manifested this, team"
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They got Al Capone for tax evasion.
February 19, 2026 at 10:11 AM
They got Al Capone for tax evasion.
Can’t believe Andy Windy turned 66 today and all he got was arrested for sharing confidential government material with a nonce.
February 19, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Can’t believe Andy Windy turned 66 today and all he got was arrested for sharing confidential government material with a nonce.
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Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
February 19, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
Being Muppet Malkovich.
The Muppets Reloaded
Inglourious Muppets
February 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Being Muppet Malkovich.
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Very pleased to unveil the Igor Tudor Emotion Board to COYSky.
February 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Very pleased to unveil the Igor Tudor Emotion Board to COYSky.
Wakandass.
February 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Wakandass.
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"Stupid sexy Black Panther!"
February 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"Stupid sexy Black Panther!"
Buzzing for the new Lidl coupon drop at midnight after a disappointing slew this week.
February 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Buzzing for the new Lidl coupon drop at midnight after a disappointing slew this week.
Beginning my plans now to release the Crime Traveller DVD onto the ski mountaineering relay course at French Alps 2030.
if you want more people to watch the winter olympics, you gotta release something real cute into one of the races, like i dunno, a dog or a cat or a baby or something, guaranteed ratings boost, you'll thank me later and pay me now
February 18, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Beginning my plans now to release the Crime Traveller DVD onto the ski mountaineering relay course at French Alps 2030.
I have got milk. Fuck you, The Man.
February 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I have got milk. Fuck you, The Man.