Reno Wallabout
@renowallabout.bsky.social
NOT Bobby Valentine
Your boy bout to do it
Does anyone have a good hachis parmentier recipe?
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Your boy bout to do it
Watching the Scream movies in order is an incredible way to trace the death of irony
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Watching the Scream movies in order is an incredible way to trace the death of irony
Reposted by Reno Wallabout
We don’t have to accept this.
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
We don’t have to accept this.
Reposted by Reno Wallabout
Every week VAR finds a new bottom heretofore unexplored
Every week the ref is somehow worse than the previous week how is this possible
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Every week VAR finds a new bottom heretofore unexplored
I wonder if Brian Phillips wishes he’d named his excellent book of essays Superb Owls instead
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I wonder if Brian Phillips wishes he’d named his excellent book of essays Superb Owls instead
Reposted by Reno Wallabout
Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
Reposted by Reno Wallabout
Donald Trump is like the Blade of pedophiles. He walks among them, he shares their strengths and cravings but none of their weaknesses, and sometimes he kills them. And he doesn’t pay his taxes.
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Donald Trump is like the Blade of pedophiles. He walks among them, he shares their strengths and cravings but none of their weaknesses, and sometimes he kills them. And he doesn’t pay his taxes.
Walking the dog and it smells like burning outside
a man with a beard is holding a flashlight in his hand .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a flashlight in his hand .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Walking the dog and it smells like burning outside
This is some North Pole shit
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
This is some North Pole shit
Me not watching spurs
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Me not watching spurs
Pitchers and catchers report soon. Hell yeah brother
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Pitchers and catchers report soon. Hell yeah brother
Out on this season I think. Someone let me know when they clean house.
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Out on this season I think. Someone let me know when they clean house.
Not doing this again. Bye
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Not doing this again. Bye
What if you make the halftime changes now
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
What if you make the halftime changes now
So many midfielders and none of them in midfield
February 7, 2026 at 12:34 PM
So many midfielders and none of them in midfield
Don’t worry he’ll just change it at halftime (for better or worse)
February 7, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Don’t worry he’ll just change it at halftime (for better or worse)
Reposted by Reno Wallabout
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Chevy Chase
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Chevy Chase
Brennan Johnson, May 23, 2025
yea man let’s make the the fucking parade three times longer
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Brennan Johnson, May 23, 2025
Keanu Reeves
Zohran Mamdani
Dolly Parton
Zohran Mamdani
Dolly Parton
People who should host The Muppet Show:
Quinta Brunson
Mel Brooks
Connor Storrie
Chelsea Perretti and Jordan Peele
Stephen Colbert
Fiona Apple
Quinta Brunson
Mel Brooks
Connor Storrie
Chelsea Perretti and Jordan Peele
Stephen Colbert
Fiona Apple
February 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Keanu Reeves
Zohran Mamdani
Dolly Parton
Zohran Mamdani
Dolly Parton