Public Benjamin
banner
publicbenjamin.bsky.social
Public Benjamin
@publicbenjamin.bsky.social
Reposted by Public Benjamin
“Sir, Catturd had tweeted his approval”
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by Public Benjamin
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
He won’t rest until he’s bombed his way to the Nobel Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 AM
The darts though. #thedarts
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Reposted by Public Benjamin
Why can’t she use tinsel?
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Happy to show you a night out in Birkenhead to disprove this theory.
what???? Brits are insanely conflict avoidant! it's so funny to me that I read as someone quite fiery and argumentative here when in France I'm basically meek and agreeable lmao
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Amazing that people seem to think the midterms will occur in anything like a normal fashion.
Time has run out for lawmakers to extend the enhanced Obamacare subsidies before they expire at year’s end, putting Republicans on the hot seat with health care policy as they gear up for the midterms.

Due to the lack of action, 22 million Americans are expected to face out-of-pocket increases.
Clock runs out on extending Obamacare subsidies — as health care price hikes rock Republicans
Time has run out for lawmakers to extend the enhanced Obamacare subsidies before they expire at the year’s end, putting Republicans on the hot seat with health care policy as they gear up for…
share.google
January 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
In an early blow to 2026, I am unexpectedly having to re-grout a couple of bathroom tiles.
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Reposted by Public Benjamin
Happy New Year everyone especially my #Playschool Babies. Remember to spread as much unconditional love, joy, peace, kindness and positivity wherever you go. Keep hope in your heart and make your world shine with happiness ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Off to bed. Tree down when I wake.
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Ronan Keating sings this as grace before every family meal.
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If you can’t wear a watch in London now, how did they know when to start the fireworks?
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
There is something deeply disturbing about what Coldplay have become.
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I Wanna Dance With Somebody is a top drawer pop banger. There will be no further questions.
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The local paedophiles have found their matches.
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Waiting for someone on a register to say “woke”.
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Gala is now the richest woman on Earth due to drunk English sports fans.
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Bong!
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
If you cue up Get Carter at the right moment you can still bring in the new year seeing Alf Roberts fall off a multi storey car park.
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Tepid fireworks outside. The true believers fired their dog into space two hours ago.
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The Kooks?
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Ronnie Wood is not even the best painter in the Rolling Stones. Or something.
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ruby Turner!! Wow! A lovely surprise.
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’ve had to switch on to Hootenanny with live performances from Fats Domino, John Lennon, and Amy Winehouse.
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM