Public Benjamin
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I sneezed while sitting in an armchair with my legs crossed and did my back in.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I sneezed while sitting in an armchair with my legs crossed and did my back in.
How about raping women?
Trump says Melania hates his rally dancing and a weightlifter act, calling them “unpresidential” at House GOP retreat.
Donald Trump Reveals Two Things Melania Says Are ‘Unpresidential’ About Him
www.newsweek.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
How about raping women?
The more housework you do, the more housework there is to do. So we should do less. QED. No further questions at this time.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The more housework you do, the more housework there is to do. So we should do less. QED. No further questions at this time.
Medal for valour should go to BBC Breakfast for having Shaun Ryder and Bez live on the show.
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Medal for valour should go to BBC Breakfast for having Shaun Ryder and Bez live on the show.
Liam Rosenior is a brilliant example of internal corporate mobility for Blueco. Well done, lads. I bet there’s a positive video on the company intranet with the Head of HR.
January 6, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Liam Rosenior is a brilliant example of internal corporate mobility for Blueco. Well done, lads. I bet there’s a positive video on the company intranet with the Head of HR.
“Did you offer to close the stable door?”
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize?
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
January 6, 2026 at 9:11 AM
“Did you offer to close the stable door?”
Reminder: If any government or company uses the term “abundance of caution” it means they have utterly fucked up in some way.
January 6, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Reminder: If any government or company uses the term “abundance of caution” it means they have utterly fucked up in some way.
“At least the spa was demolished.”
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
“At least the spa was demolished.”
Is it the white guy in the white hood?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
www.independent.co.uk
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Is it the white guy in the white hood?
Monday tomorrow, lads.
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Monday tomorrow, lads.
Can I squeeze in an eighteenth roast dinner in 3 weeks?
an older man is holding a ring in his hand and asking why shouldn 't i .
ALT: an older man is holding a ring in his hand and asking why shouldn 't i .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Can I squeeze in an eighteenth roast dinner in 3 weeks?
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“Sir, Catturd had tweeted his approval”
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
“Sir, Catturd had tweeted his approval”
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
He won’t rest until he’s bombed his way to the Nobel Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 AM
He won’t rest until he’s bombed his way to the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Why can’t she use tinsel?
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Why can’t she use tinsel?
Happy to show you a night out in Birkenhead to disprove this theory.
what???? Brits are insanely conflict avoidant! it's so funny to me that I read as someone quite fiery and argumentative here when in France I'm basically meek and agreeable lmao
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Happy to show you a night out in Birkenhead to disprove this theory.
Amazing that people seem to think the midterms will occur in anything like a normal fashion.
Time has run out for lawmakers to extend the enhanced Obamacare subsidies before they expire at year’s end, putting Republicans on the hot seat with health care policy as they gear up for the midterms.
Due to the lack of action, 22 million Americans are expected to face out-of-pocket increases.
Due to the lack of action, 22 million Americans are expected to face out-of-pocket increases.
Clock runs out on extending Obamacare subsidies — as health care price hikes rock Republicans
Time has run out for lawmakers to extend the enhanced Obamacare subsidies before they expire at the year’s end, putting Republicans on the hot seat with health care policy as they gear up for…
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January 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Amazing that people seem to think the midterms will occur in anything like a normal fashion.
In an early blow to 2026, I am unexpectedly having to re-grout a couple of bathroom tiles.
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
In an early blow to 2026, I am unexpectedly having to re-grout a couple of bathroom tiles.
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Happy New Year everyone especially my #Playschool Babies. Remember to spread as much unconditional love, joy, peace, kindness and positivity wherever you go. Keep hope in your heart and make your world shine with happiness ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Happy New Year everyone especially my #Playschool Babies. Remember to spread as much unconditional love, joy, peace, kindness and positivity wherever you go. Keep hope in your heart and make your world shine with happiness ❤️