Public Benjamin
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Friends fear he’s listening to I Trawl The Megahertz again.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Friends fear he’s listening to I Trawl The Megahertz again.
Car passed its MoT today.
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Car passed its MoT today.
What fictional villain traumatised you as a kid?
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What fictional villain traumatised you as a kid?
In an age of endless reboots (gritty or otherwise) the Bond discourse is v funny.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In an age of endless reboots (gritty or otherwise) the Bond discourse is v funny.
I think we have to find all the joy we can in episodes of discomfort involving wealthy celebs we don’t like.
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I think we have to find all the joy we can in episodes of discomfort involving wealthy celebs we don’t like.
Like it’s hard.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Like it’s hard.
I mean, Wile E Coyote knows.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I mean, Wile E Coyote knows.
Queen’s dead, BBC lads. Keep up.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Queen’s dead, BBC lads. Keep up.
James Bond 2: Electric Bondaloo
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
James Bond 2: Electric Bondaloo
Was trying to observe the silence but a parcel was delivered at 1101. Disloyal Mail.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Was trying to observe the silence but a parcel was delivered at 1101. Disloyal Mail.
Just film one of your novels, lad.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Just film one of your novels, lad.
Reeves did promise growth.
Just didn’t say what of.
Just didn’t say what of.
UK unemployment rate rises to 5% as jobs market weakens
Latest official data ahead of the Budget later this month shows it is the highest rate since 2021.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Reeves did promise growth.
Just didn’t say what of.
Just didn’t say what of.
A nice, quiet sit down.
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
A nice, quiet sit down.
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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Floella Benjamin for DG.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Floella Benjamin for DG.
It’s constantly being outfought and outworked that gets annoying. It’s either players’ lack of effort or they don’t know their role in the team setup. I’m thinking it’s the latter. #LFC
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It’s constantly being outfought and outworked that gets annoying. It’s either players’ lack of effort or they don’t know their role in the team setup. I’m thinking it’s the latter. #LFC
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”