elf!
@feverbitch.bsky.social
amateur writer, professional court jester, arsenal supporter, ice dance nonbeliever, non-practicing human being
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happy new year blueskyers
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
happy new year blueskyers
this piece was a real defining moment of my year. i was heartened by how many people picked it up and felt like it summed up something they were struggling to say... but the whole thing was so fucking awful
Arsenal’s men are a really good football team. And that’s nice. But compared to their conduct regarding Thomas Partey, it doesn’t really mean that much.
Disclaimer for discussions of rape in this by @feverbitch.bsky.social.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
this piece was a real defining moment of my year. i was heartened by how many people picked it up and felt like it summed up something they were struggling to say... but the whole thing was so fucking awful
literally what even is the point
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
literally what even is the point
no new signing then?
Understand that Arsenal are set to recall Naomi Williams from her loan spell at Bristol City to bolster their goalkeeping options, full story 👇🔴⚪
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
no new signing then?
i had to completely undo and redo this but it was worth it because today, my last day at my parents' house for the holidays, this finally happened
December 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i had to completely undo and redo this but it was worth it because today, my last day at my parents' house for the holidays, this finally happened
seen a lot of these but i am yet to see HER!
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
seen a lot of these but i am yet to see HER!
ania magliano is me in my fully-evolved form
December 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ania magliano is me in my fully-evolved form
been relegated to the spare room because my gran is staying and i am sleeping on my brother's fishing bed which is made for sleeping outside in winter and not in a very warm 3ft wide room
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
been relegated to the spare room because my gran is staying and i am sleeping on my brother's fishing bed which is made for sleeping outside in winter and not in a very warm 3ft wide room
mums with adhd may forget the quiche they put in the oven for boxing day lunch
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
mums with adhd may forget the quiche they put in the oven for boxing day lunch
my dad:
If I have to die tonight I’m just glad it’s via Wine Gum poisoning
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
my dad:
my mum has been working with elderly people on and off for the last couple of years and tell me why there is no one on this earth funnier than a 94 year old
December 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
my mum has been working with elderly people on and off for the last couple of years and tell me why there is no one on this earth funnier than a 94 year old
fulfilling my femcel potential by getting a fiona apple vinyl and a limited edition copy of jane austen's persuasion for christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
fulfilling my femcel potential by getting a fiona apple vinyl and a limited edition copy of jane austen's persuasion for christmas
second year in a row birdwatching with my dad on christmas eve
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
second year in a row birdwatching with my dad on christmas eve
that was so stressful oh my god
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
that was so stressful oh my god
michelle alozie has gone to chicago?????
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
michelle alozie has gone to chicago?????
don't think he's comfortable
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
don't think he's comfortable
finished work for the holidays! now it's time to hang out with my parents and the various animals that live in their house and eat and drink a lot
December 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
finished work for the holidays! now it's time to hang out with my parents and the various animals that live in their house and eat and drink a lot
took my film in to be developed and it seems most photos i took this year were of my finger
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
took my film in to be developed and it seems most photos i took this year were of my finger
tis the season for there to be a queue out the door at the cheesemongers
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
tis the season for there to be a queue out the door at the cheesemongers
me and my boss navigating work this morning like parks and rec flu season
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
me and my boss navigating work this morning like parks and rec flu season
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Happy Winter Solstice everyone.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Happy Winter Solstice everyone.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
One of my first oil paintings from 1996 of Avebury where I went to primary school. Being there had a profound influence on my work.
Lighter days ahead.
mad
London City Lionesses have announced the departure of head coach Jocelyn Prêcheur.
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
mad
just said "stina has given us nothing this game" and then she scored and s said "she heard you"
December 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
just said "stina has given us nothing this game" and then she scored and s said "she heard you"
are we not gonna make a single attacking change?
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
are we not gonna make a single attacking change?
who the fuck is aniek borb?
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
who the fuck is aniek borb?