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unexplainedbacn.bsky.social
@unexplainedbacn.bsky.social
Pro choice, pro LGBTQ+, pro wrestling.
Never in my life seen such a sad little turd as *checks notes* the richest guy.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Damn I thought girls loved living under constant threat of the most alcoholic parent in the district demanding they prove they have a vagina
September 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Greg is the only thing that brings me joy on social media.
Her: did you really have to bring HIM into the restaurant with us?

Me: excuse me HE is my emotional support jester and YES his presence is completely necessary

The jester : ohohooo! Shall I juggle these meatballs for you my liege?
August 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm back after my 24-hour ban for...something?
July 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up
June 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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May 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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fartificial intelligence
more like Ass Intelligence am I right. I am right
May 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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The Canadian election result shows that the 2024 US election might have gone very differently if American voters could somehow have known in advance what it would be like to have Donald Trump as president
April 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Kurt Vonnegut man
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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describing struggling people who need help as "playing video games all day"—all while giving $38 billion in gov contracts to elon musk to *literally* play video games all day—is vile on every possible level. failed state behavior
Mike Johnson on Medicaid: "What we've talked about is returning work requirements ... you return the dignity of work to young men who need to be out working instead of playing video games all day. We have a lot of fraud, waste, and abuse in Medicaid."
April 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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i want to bring george orwell back to life just so i can show this to him
April 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Welcome back to the office! Your train will be 20 minutes late and people will be SCREAMING into their phones.
March 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
YOU DON'T SAY
This guy co-sponsored a bill to have "Trump Derangement Syndrome" classified as a mental illness YESTERDAY.
State Sen. Justin Eichorn, R-Grand Rapids, was arrested Monday for allegedly soliciting a minor for prostitution. The Bloomington Police Department said detectives communicated with Eichorn “who thought he was talking to a 16-year-old female” and detectives then arranged a meetup on Monday.
March 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.
March 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hard to believe that the liars were lying, I know!
when Elon Musk started recruiting for DOGE last November, he said the work would be “tedious” and “compensation is zero"

now it turns out some DOGE operatives are earning six-figure salaries, one as high as $195,200, as much as a civil servant can legally make

www.wired.com/story/doge-g...
Some DOGE Staffers Are Drawing Six-Figure Government Salaries
Engineers and executives at the so-called Department of Government Efficiency are drawing healthy taxpayer-funded salaries—sometimes from the very agencies they are cutting.
www.wired.com
March 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID.

This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.

What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."
February 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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AI exists at the intersection of two primary management traits: "I want free workers" and "I am dog shit stupid about what a computer does"
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose
February 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today
February 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”

A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
February 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again
Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"
February 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM