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Ah, interaction... So, what do you think you might give this post?
Great minds think, “a Like”! 🤣
Well, what are you waiting for? 😅
I cherish my followers.
Great minds think, “a Like”! 🤣
Well, what are you waiting for? 😅
I cherish my followers.
December 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ah, interaction... So, what do you think you might give this post?
Great minds think, “a Like”! 🤣
Well, what are you waiting for? 😅
I cherish my followers.
Great minds think, “a Like”! 🤣
Well, what are you waiting for? 😅
I cherish my followers.
It should be illegal for commercials to depict fantastical scenarios. I just saw a “gorilla” help “Santa” repair a chimney with “Gorilla Glue”. Do you know how that warps us? To chiefly encounter the fantastical when it’s whored for a product?
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It should be illegal for commercials to depict fantastical scenarios. I just saw a “gorilla” help “Santa” repair a chimney with “Gorilla Glue”. Do you know how that warps us? To chiefly encounter the fantastical when it’s whored for a product?
People who pretend different coffee tastes “good” or “bad” are almost as annoying as people who do that with wine
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
People who pretend different coffee tastes “good” or “bad” are almost as annoying as people who do that with wine
Just realized men like Sydney Sweeney bc she has the head:torso proportions of a 9-year-old
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just realized men like Sydney Sweeney bc she has the head:torso proportions of a 9-year-old
Boneheaded question. You’ve already assumed my familiarity with eight LESS famous reindeer. What do YOU think. 🤡
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Boneheaded question. You’ve already assumed my familiarity with eight LESS famous reindeer. What do YOU think. 🤡
What are the odds of Barbra Streisand experiencing the “Streisand Effect”?
Obv higher than average, bc she’s a celebrity… but still.
Obv higher than average, bc she’s a celebrity… but still.
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What are the odds of Barbra Streisand experiencing the “Streisand Effect”?
Obv higher than average, bc she’s a celebrity… but still.
Obv higher than average, bc she’s a celebrity… but still.
6-7 my ass gen alpha the fuck you know about random
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
6-7 my ass gen alpha the fuck you know about random
Depression is not a choice. But you CAN choose to be depressed in an interesting or cool way instead of a loser way.
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Depression is not a choice. But you CAN choose to be depressed in an interesting or cool way instead of a loser way.
If someone doesn’t have any hobbies…95% chance they compulsively masturbate
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If someone doesn’t have any hobbies…95% chance they compulsively masturbate
what kind of dickless moron doesn’t legitimately enjoy stopping at the crosswalk for pedestrians
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
what kind of dickless moron doesn’t legitimately enjoy stopping at the crosswalk for pedestrians
(irishman best known for inventing an XXL female condom) ah, my magnum o’ puss
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
(irishman best known for inventing an XXL female condom) ah, my magnum o’ puss
One of the most heartbreaking parts of being a youth pastor is when one of my girls gives in to the temptation to date. Always fully convinced it won’t stand in the way of her relationship with Christ, or with me.
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
One of the most heartbreaking parts of being a youth pastor is when one of my girls gives in to the temptation to date. Always fully convinced it won’t stand in the way of her relationship with Christ, or with me.
as a neurotypical I huff garbage
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
as a neurotypical I huff garbage
This should about to be interesting.
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This should about to be interesting.
Renting a storage unit for longer than 6 months should disqualify you from voting
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Renting a storage unit for longer than 6 months should disqualify you from voting
You do not hate marathon runners enough.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You do not hate marathon runners enough.
Every tip screen should disclose this.
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Every tip screen should disclose this.
Robin Williams should be casted in a Ted Cruz biop-ic
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Robin Williams should be casted in a Ted Cruz biop-ic
No, trans woman; I did not refer to you as “him”. I said “‘em”, a standard clipping of “them”. Phonetically identical to “‘im” (standard clipping of “him”) due to the /pɛn/→/pɪn/ merger (Labov et al., 2006) in my Southern dialect. I apologize on behalf of the English language?
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
No, trans woman; I did not refer to you as “him”. I said “‘em”, a standard clipping of “them”. Phonetically identical to “‘im” (standard clipping of “him”) due to the /pɛn/→/pɪn/ merger (Labov et al., 2006) in my Southern dialect. I apologize on behalf of the English language?
imagine doing this for some precious Likes and then Cloudflare goes down
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
imagine doing this for some precious Likes and then Cloudflare goes down
Impudent child!—You dare boop master’s snoot?
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Impudent child!—You dare boop master’s snoot?
Hypochondriacs are so funny. “Your disease is not real” -- Literally why would you be angry to learn that
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hypochondriacs are so funny. “Your disease is not real” -- Literally why would you be angry to learn that
I hate how British people say “maths”. Is there more than one? Off to a rough start !
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I hate how British people say “maths”. Is there more than one? Off to a rough start !