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· Jan 26
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oh my god. not someone at the White House trolling Trump by putting “pdf” on all his files 😭 like. literally, “pdf file” 💀
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
oh my god. not someone at the White House trolling Trump by putting “pdf” on all his files 😭 like. literally, “pdf file” 💀
Red flag: if you’ve never read someone’s diary. Wrong? Obviously. But less wrong than never letting your curiosity about others outrun your morality.
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Red flag: if you’ve never read someone’s diary. Wrong? Obviously. But less wrong than never letting your curiosity about others outrun your morality.
.@seahawksofficial.com Please show this to the players
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
.@seahawksofficial.com Please show this to the players
Spent $20 on a sheet of diffraction film for my window
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Spent $20 on a sheet of diffraction film for my window
The Super Bowl would be a lot cooler if the ballboy went to pump up the ball... but, he accidentally plugs the pump into his bellybutton— so HE gets inflated instead 😂 And the cheerleaders are all giggling, “Ooo, he’s about to pop!”
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The Super Bowl would be a lot cooler if the ballboy went to pump up the ball... but, he accidentally plugs the pump into his bellybutton— so HE gets inflated instead 😂 And the cheerleaders are all giggling, “Ooo, he’s about to pop!”
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
Imagine if the Seahawks QB ends up on a gurney. “Is he injured?!” But no!—The cheerleaders strapped him in, they’re tickling his feet with feathers 🤣 P-PLEASE, he bellows, body thrashing against the restraints like a dumb slab of fishmeat.
The cheerleaders only smirk.
The cheerleaders only smirk.
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Imagine if the Seahawks QB ends up on a gurney. “Is he injured?!” But no!—The cheerleaders strapped him in, they’re tickling his feet with feathers 🤣 P-PLEASE, he bellows, body thrashing against the restraints like a dumb slab of fishmeat.
The cheerleaders only smirk.
The cheerleaders only smirk.
why is "can't detect sarcasm" supposed to be an autistic thing ?? what could possibly be more autistic than consulting your mental model of someone to assign a probability that their utterance is sincere.
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
why is "can't detect sarcasm" supposed to be an autistic thing ?? what could possibly be more autistic than consulting your mental model of someone to assign a probability that their utterance is sincere.
“How do you circle that square” makes no sense as an idiom for “do something hard”. A square is one of the easiest shapes to circle, actually !
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
“How do you circle that square” makes no sense as an idiom for “do something hard”. A square is one of the easiest shapes to circle, actually !
Posting at night, women take flight;
Posting in morning, employers take warning.
Posting in morning, employers take warning.
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Posting at night, women take flight;
Posting in morning, employers take warning.
Posting in morning, employers take warning.
I hate rage baiters so much. The entire reason you bait is to manipulate people into remembering who you are, bc if they don’t, they can’t be in on “the joke”. What childhood hangups got you addicted to hijacking other people’s pointless attention?
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I hate rage baiters so much. The entire reason you bait is to manipulate people into remembering who you are, bc if they don’t, they can’t be in on “the joke”. What childhood hangups got you addicted to hijacking other people’s pointless attention?
One bizarre subtext in Harry Potter is how the Dursley’s are implied to be Dominican
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
One bizarre subtext in Harry Potter is how the Dursley’s are implied to be Dominican
(JK Rowling thinking of a name to put on a driver’s license) John Doe
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
(JK Rowling thinking of a name to put on a driver’s license) John Doe
Russiagate taught us about dezinformatsiya (lit. “misinformation”) and kompromat (harder to translate). Epstein’s ties to Russia make more sense in the context of pedofiliya (педофилия), lit. “love-of-children”. (In Russian, the “love-of” is a wry innuendo for sexual attraction)
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Russiagate taught us about dezinformatsiya (lit. “misinformation”) and kompromat (harder to translate). Epstein’s ties to Russia make more sense in the context of pedofiliya (педофилия), lit. “love-of-children”. (In Russian, the “love-of” is a wry innuendo for sexual attraction)
Why do they call it the “Madonna-Whore Complex”? I won’t call Madonna (or any woman !) a “wh*re”… but how is she of all people supposed to be opposite than one 😭
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Why do they call it the “Madonna-Whore Complex”? I won’t call Madonna (or any woman !) a “wh*re”… but how is she of all people supposed to be opposite than one 😭
How is this bread’s name spelt?
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
How is this bread’s name spelt?
Wild that these things have largely disappeared, and yet “segway into [a topic]” has become a permanent figure of speech meaning “transition into a topic”.
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Wild that these things have largely disappeared, and yet “segway into [a topic]” has become a permanent figure of speech meaning “transition into a topic”.
Did you know synæsthesia goes both ways? This color instantly enters my mind as the word “blue”. No, it’s not just that I “know the word for the color blue”. It’s something more profound. This color isn’t just blue; it’s *synonymous with the word* “blue”.
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Did you know synæsthesia goes both ways? This color instantly enters my mind as the word “blue”. No, it’s not just that I “know the word for the color blue”. It’s something more profound. This color isn’t just blue; it’s *synonymous with the word* “blue”.
TIL a snail’s brain takes up 90% of its shell, making it more intelligent than most mammals
January 31, 2026 at 6:38 PM
TIL a snail’s brain takes up 90% of its shell, making it more intelligent than most mammals
Why is having a stepdad lowkey cuck vibes?
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Why is having a stepdad lowkey cuck vibes?
DEPRESSED FARMER: I’m gonna sell farm
January 31, 2026 at 3:24 AM
DEPRESSED FARMER: I’m gonna sell farm
My intrusive thoughts really had me paranoid that everyone on the bus hated my TikTok feed today 😭
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
My intrusive thoughts really had me paranoid that everyone on the bus hated my TikTok feed today 😭
That ADHD moment you accidentally send her a dick pic… and that OCD moment you have to ask her what she thought 😭
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
That ADHD moment you accidentally send her a dick pic… and that OCD moment you have to ask her what she thought 😭
If someone has a problem with something you like or do, reframe it as something you ARE.
This demonstrates to them that they don't simply wish you'd behave differently—they wish you didn't exist.
Their logic exposed as genocidal, they'll be too cowardly to express it.
This demonstrates to them that they don't simply wish you'd behave differently—they wish you didn't exist.
Their logic exposed as genocidal, they'll be too cowardly to express it.
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
If someone has a problem with something you like or do, reframe it as something you ARE.
This demonstrates to them that they don't simply wish you'd behave differently—they wish you didn't exist.
Their logic exposed as genocidal, they'll be too cowardly to express it.
This demonstrates to them that they don't simply wish you'd behave differently—they wish you didn't exist.
Their logic exposed as genocidal, they'll be too cowardly to express it.
Some people you can just tell they shit bad/unhealthy
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Some people you can just tell they shit bad/unhealthy
I feel insanely lucky to have had my adolescence line up perfectly with the peak of music/film/art/aesthetics
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I feel insanely lucky to have had my adolescence line up perfectly with the peak of music/film/art/aesthetics