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Robin Williams should be casted in a Ted Cruz biop-ic
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Robin Williams should be casted in a Ted Cruz biop-ic
No, trans woman; I did not refer to you as “him”. I said “‘em”, a standard clipping of “them”. Phonetically identical to “‘im” (standard clipping of “him”) due to the /pɛn/→/pɪn/ merger (Labov et al., 2006) in my Southern dialect. I apologize on behalf of the English language?
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
No, trans woman; I did not refer to you as “him”. I said “‘em”, a standard clipping of “them”. Phonetically identical to “‘im” (standard clipping of “him”) due to the /pɛn/→/pɪn/ merger (Labov et al., 2006) in my Southern dialect. I apologize on behalf of the English language?
imagine doing this for some precious Likes and then Cloudflare goes down
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
imagine doing this for some precious Likes and then Cloudflare goes down
Impudent child!—You dare boop master’s snoot?
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Impudent child!—You dare boop master’s snoot?
Hypochondriacs are so funny. “Your disease is not real” -- Literally why would you be angry to learn that
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hypochondriacs are so funny. “Your disease is not real” -- Literally why would you be angry to learn that
I hate how British people say “maths”. Is there more than one? Off to a rough start !
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I hate how British people say “maths”. Is there more than one? Off to a rough start !
I hate when someone asks me, “How's it going".
“Good” ? Presumably better before you compelled me to distort my raw experience into language !
“Good” ? Presumably better before you compelled me to distort my raw experience into language !
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I hate when someone asks me, “How's it going".
“Good” ? Presumably better before you compelled me to distort my raw experience into language !
“Good” ? Presumably better before you compelled me to distort my raw experience into language !
Why do we need air traffic controllers? Just take turns
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Why do we need air traffic controllers? Just take turns
When you daydream about a post-apocalyptic scenario, anyone else imagine that the first thing you’d do, would be hand your wife over to more capable hands?
It’d be quite bittersweet. Held at gunpoint by a gang of near-beasts: “Wait! Take her!—You can better provide for her!” 💔🥹
It’d be quite bittersweet. Held at gunpoint by a gang of near-beasts: “Wait! Take her!—You can better provide for her!” 💔🥹
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
When you daydream about a post-apocalyptic scenario, anyone else imagine that the first thing you’d do, would be hand your wife over to more capable hands?
It’d be quite bittersweet. Held at gunpoint by a gang of near-beasts: “Wait! Take her!—You can better provide for her!” 💔🥹
It’d be quite bittersweet. Held at gunpoint by a gang of near-beasts: “Wait! Take her!—You can better provide for her!” 💔🥹
(on phone with plumber) My bitch of a toilet won’t swallow
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
(on phone with plumber) My bitch of a toilet won’t swallow
That boymom moment you realize he got his grandfather’s d*ck genes 😭
a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
That boymom moment you realize he got his grandfather’s d*ck genes 😭
Neighborhood kids got ~a lot of fcking nerve~ knocking on my door like that just 3 weeks after October 7.
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Neighborhood kids got ~a lot of fcking nerve~ knocking on my door like that just 3 weeks after October 7.
We need a “gold star lesbian” equivalent for trans people who’ve never done t4t
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We need a “gold star lesbian” equivalent for trans people who’ve never done t4t
WOKE HERMIONE: It’s “Levios𝘟”.
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
WOKE HERMIONE: It’s “Levios𝘟”.
.@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I found a fun little anagram for your name! Feel free to use (with credit tho !)
—TheScrabbleSocialist
—TheScrabbleSocialist
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
.@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I found a fun little anagram for your name! Feel free to use (with credit tho !)
—TheScrabbleSocialist
—TheScrabbleSocialist
I hate the term “reciprocate oral”. What is this, a transaction? 🤡
October 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I hate the term “reciprocate oral”. What is this, a transaction? 🤡
sorry but neopronouns in 2025 is so 😭
October 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
sorry but neopronouns in 2025 is so 😭
11 years HRT !
(Unfortunately, no one made me a cake this year. But I was able to photoshop last year's cake 😛)
(Unfortunately, no one made me a cake this year. But I was able to photoshop last year's cake 😛)
October 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
11 years HRT !
(Unfortunately, no one made me a cake this year. But I was able to photoshop last year's cake 😛)
(Unfortunately, no one made me a cake this year. But I was able to photoshop last year's cake 😛)
Just realized tomorrow is 11 years HRT
October 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just realized tomorrow is 11 years HRT
All insomnia boils down to a guilty conscience.
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
All insomnia boils down to a guilty conscience.
Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !
As an autosexual foot fetishist with no filter, I feel like I’m constantly putting my foot in my mouth
October 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
As an autosexual foot fetishist with no filter, I feel like I’m constantly putting my foot in my mouth
(To my friend whos freaking the fuck out) No, silly. You won’t “stay high the rest of your life”. I’d worry more that the next hour might feel—in a profoundly literal sense—like ten thousand years. Then you snap out of it an eternity later and the rest of your life slips by like a second.
October 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
(To my friend whos freaking the fuck out) No, silly. You won’t “stay high the rest of your life”. I’d worry more that the next hour might feel—in a profoundly literal sense—like ten thousand years. Then you snap out of it an eternity later and the rest of your life slips by like a second.
I don’t trust people who befriend people less attractive than them. Desperate to be “the hot friend”. Enjoy parading yourself around with your pet hog.
October 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I don’t trust people who befriend people less attractive than them. Desperate to be “the hot friend”. Enjoy parading yourself around with your pet hog.