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One day we’re all going to say “I remember where I was when I heard the news.” And no one will even need clarification on what event we’re talking about.
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
One day we’re all going to say “I remember where I was when I heard the news.” And no one will even need clarification on what event we’re talking about.
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When everything is going wrong, be grateful you have no allergy to coffee.
August 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When everything is going wrong, be grateful you have no allergy to coffee.
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don't believe everything you believe
August 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
don't believe everything you believe
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I’ll take Expected Outcomes Of Electing A Felon for $500, Alex.
June 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’ll take Expected Outcomes Of Electing A Felon for $500, Alex.
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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
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Meatloaf so tender and mild.
December 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Meatloaf so tender and mild.
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Get the most out of the holidays by sitting back and letting the overwhelming sadness take over.
December 26, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Get the most out of the holidays by sitting back and letting the overwhelming sadness take over.
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when I die please divide my ashes evenly between all my reusable water bottles
December 1, 2024 at 1:07 AM
when I die please divide my ashes evenly between all my reusable water bottles
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after you die Guy Fieri weighs your heart against a rack of ribs to see if you will be admitted into Flavortown
June 14, 2024 at 8:27 PM
after you die Guy Fieri weighs your heart against a rack of ribs to see if you will be admitted into Flavortown
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hey what should we call this big fuckin bird?
Jim Henson: Big Bird
Jim Henson: Big Bird
December 1, 2024 at 7:39 AM
hey what should we call this big fuckin bird?
Jim Henson: Big Bird
Jim Henson: Big Bird
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Welcome to December.
The world is still a dumpster fire but, like, a festive one.
The world is still a dumpster fire but, like, a festive one.
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Welcome to December.
The world is still a dumpster fire but, like, a festive one.
The world is still a dumpster fire but, like, a festive one.
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Maybe this weed gummy will fix me. Maybe 10 beers will fix me. Maybe sleep will fix me. Maybe a gallon of coffee will fix me...
November 30, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Maybe this weed gummy will fix me. Maybe 10 beers will fix me. Maybe sleep will fix me. Maybe a gallon of coffee will fix me...
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Wellsir, time to get liquored up and shoot at the ocean
November 23, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Wellsir, time to get liquored up and shoot at the ocean
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Me: won’t eat 5 cheese strings cause it’s too much cheese
Also me: eats 5 deep fried mozzarella sticks
Also me: eats 5 deep fried mozzarella sticks
December 1, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Me: won’t eat 5 cheese strings cause it’s too much cheese
Also me: eats 5 deep fried mozzarella sticks
Also me: eats 5 deep fried mozzarella sticks
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if I ever have a Wikipedia page of my own, I hope there’s one section sandwiched in the middle called, “The Incident”
October 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
if I ever have a Wikipedia page of my own, I hope there’s one section sandwiched in the middle called, “The Incident”
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Every time you enlarge a profile pic, Bluesky should emit an audible, "CREEP."
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Every time you enlarge a profile pic, Bluesky should emit an audible, "CREEP."
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Someone come over and take away my shitposting thumbs please and thank you.
November 26, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Someone come over and take away my shitposting thumbs please and thank you.
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cheeks burn
late autumn sun
winter is advancing
late autumn sun
winter is advancing
November 26, 2024 at 10:34 AM
cheeks burn
late autumn sun
winter is advancing
late autumn sun
winter is advancing
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[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?
November 22, 2024 at 3:07 PM
[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?
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I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
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When asked what their dying wish would be, anyone who doesn't say it would be that they weren't dying has clearly not thought things through.
November 26, 2024 at 1:49 PM
When asked what their dying wish would be, anyone who doesn't say it would be that they weren't dying has clearly not thought things through.
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when the wedding officiant asks if anyone has anything to say that is not the opportunity to ask what is being served at the reception. i know this now
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 AM
when the wedding officiant asks if anyone has anything to say that is not the opportunity to ask what is being served at the reception. i know this now
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u don’t realize how idyllic and peaceful ur social media experience can be till there’s no more algorithm force feeding u bait content and instead it’s just an infinite scroll of the funniest people on the planet doing their fucken best to make u smile
November 15, 2024 at 7:08 AM
u don’t realize how idyllic and peaceful ur social media experience can be till there’s no more algorithm force feeding u bait content and instead it’s just an infinite scroll of the funniest people on the planet doing their fucken best to make u smile
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@twosapphiresblu.bsky.social
Fire fire in the sky.
Two Twitter diamonds lost & found.
One blue and one the devil.
But who is who.
Only time may tell.
💙
Fire fire in the sky.
Two Twitter diamonds lost & found.
One blue and one the devil.
But who is who.
Only time may tell.
💙
November 24, 2024 at 3:01 PM
@twosapphiresblu.bsky.social
Fire fire in the sky.
Two Twitter diamonds lost & found.
One blue and one the devil.
But who is who.
Only time may tell.
💙
Fire fire in the sky.
Two Twitter diamonds lost & found.
One blue and one the devil.
But who is who.
Only time may tell.
💙