Tuxedo Catfish
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evaluated? buddy they keep me in a temperature-controlled vault so they can measure all autism accurately against mine
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On Ballet: Fran Lebowitz and Nick Mauss | Live from the Whitney
YouTube video by Whitney Museum of American Art
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this was my old pinned post on Twitter, Fran Lebowitz is one of the best to ever do it, just the clearest and most powerful articulation of my beliefs about the arts and their relationship with criticism i've ever seen from another person
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4XV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4XV...
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“Oh wow, how bad could a rebranding be?”
[two paragraphs into the story]
“Oh.”
[two paragraphs into the story]
“Oh.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Oh wow, how bad could a rebranding be?”
[two paragraphs into the story]
“Oh.”
[two paragraphs into the story]
“Oh.”
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
whole bunch of new evidence lately for the theory that a lot of these people are motivated less by pure economic self-interest than by the desire to have a wide and pliable selection of victims with no bargaining power
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
whole bunch of new evidence lately for the theory that a lot of these people are motivated less by pure economic self-interest than by the desire to have a wide and pliable selection of victims with no bargaining power
if mainstream game development starts treating Linux as an equal partner i will abandon windows in a fucking heartbeat
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
if mainstream game development starts treating Linux as an equal partner i will abandon windows in a fucking heartbeat
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I'm not sure I'd go so far as to assume the eight Democratic senators were opposed to a provision which apparently makes it functionally illegal to sue or investigate them
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm not sure I'd go so far as to assume the eight Democratic senators were opposed to a provision which apparently makes it functionally illegal to sue or investigate them
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November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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i'm hearing "vivi has been banned from magic the gathering" is this the name of a rowdy female player who's career is streaming eating doordash and card games or the name of a broken card from like a care bears crossover that costs $1000
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i'm hearing "vivi has been banned from magic the gathering" is this the name of a rowdy female player who's career is streaming eating doordash and card games or the name of a broken card from like a care bears crossover that costs $1000
the whole cartesian dualism thing REALLY fucked up our intuitions about how much of human cognition happens in your body
TIL that blood platelets have serotonin receptors, which is why anemia can mimic depression symptoms and that is absolutely fucking fascinating.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
the whole cartesian dualism thing REALLY fucked up our intuitions about how much of human cognition happens in your body
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homer_simpson_wait_a_minute.mp4
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
homer_simpson_wait_a_minute.mp4
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daily send email to self
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
daily send email to self
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they tell you that dirty pair (1985) has an episode with a trans woman in it, but what they don't tell you is that the antagonist of the episode used her and her fiancee's love of hamburgers to manipulate her
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
they tell you that dirty pair (1985) has an episode with a trans woman in it, but what they don't tell you is that the antagonist of the episode used her and her fiancee's love of hamburgers to manipulate her
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Do NOT do this with any nintendo products or intellectual property. The guy who honey nutted the wii is still in prison
you can honey nut anything, not just cheerios. It's illegal but you can do it with a special kit
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Do NOT do this with any nintendo products or intellectual property. The guy who honey nutted the wii is still in prison
"adventurers" aren't actually human. they're a type of parasitic organism that tricks human communities into feeding its young with the threat of "dungeons" and then once they reach maturity they build more
now that I have reached 10th level by delving into and clearing dangerous underground labyrinths, dungeons, temples, wizards' towers and so forth, it's time to settle down and protect my wealth by building a dangerous underground labyrinth, dungeon, temple, or wizard's tower
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"adventurers" aren't actually human. they're a type of parasitic organism that tricks human communities into feeding its young with the threat of "dungeons" and then once they reach maturity they build more
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
hassling people does genuinely have some effect but tbh if you want to effect political change you're probably better off targeting someone whose bottom line is going to be affected
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
hassling people does genuinely have some effect but tbh if you want to effect political change you're probably better off targeting someone whose bottom line is going to be affected
Warframe lore thoughts: Sentients scarred by the Void can't reproduce. the Orb Mothers on the Vallis are pretty obviously Sentient cores with Corpus materials stapled on... and they CAN reproduce. there are also a number of things suggesting that Sentient tech merged with the Vallis ecosystem.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Warframe lore thoughts: Sentients scarred by the Void can't reproduce. the Orb Mothers on the Vallis are pretty obviously Sentient cores with Corpus materials stapled on... and they CAN reproduce. there are also a number of things suggesting that Sentient tech merged with the Vallis ecosystem.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
our current political moment is literally just "we didn't finish Reconstruction" lol
segregation, protectionist tariffs, phrenology, anti-immigrant bigotry, widespread sabotage of educational institutions that aren't exclusive enough
like we never left the 1800s
segregation, protectionist tariffs, phrenology, anti-immigrant bigotry, widespread sabotage of educational institutions that aren't exclusive enough
like we never left the 1800s
Trump has staffed his government with straight up segregationists who are almost literally spitting on the graves of people who gave their lives for this country.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
our current political moment is literally just "we didn't finish Reconstruction" lol
segregation, protectionist tariffs, phrenology, anti-immigrant bigotry, widespread sabotage of educational institutions that aren't exclusive enough
like we never left the 1800s
segregation, protectionist tariffs, phrenology, anti-immigrant bigotry, widespread sabotage of educational institutions that aren't exclusive enough
like we never left the 1800s
MASSIVE SENTIENT ENERGY SPIKES IN YOUR AREA CLICK NOW
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
MASSIVE SENTIENT ENERGY SPIKES IN YOUR AREA CLICK NOW
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Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
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Caves of qud
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Caves of qud