MashymreMelo
@mashymremelo.bsky.social
He/Him. Teacher, gundam fan, trying to read enough books until I go mad.
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We’re going to make them put their pronouns on their Real IDs.
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 AM
We’re going to make them put their pronouns on their Real IDs.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Time to forget about the horrors of the news with some video game escapism
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Time to forget about the horrors of the news with some video game escapism
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"I hate my mom" theory of politics has been pretty undefeated ngl
January 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
"I hate my mom" theory of politics has been pretty undefeated ngl
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VOICE ON THE RADIO: Trump says the economy is good
ME: Wow. Guess the economy’s good
VOICE ON THE RADIO: Gavin Newsom says trans kids are a menace
ME: Wow. They do seem pretty menacing when you think about it
VOICE ON THE RADIO: 🎵Call me Mr. Flintstone🎵
ME: Wow. I bet he can make my bed rock
ME: Wow. Guess the economy’s good
VOICE ON THE RADIO: Gavin Newsom says trans kids are a menace
ME: Wow. They do seem pretty menacing when you think about it
VOICE ON THE RADIO: 🎵Call me Mr. Flintstone🎵
ME: Wow. I bet he can make my bed rock
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
VOICE ON THE RADIO: Trump says the economy is good
ME: Wow. Guess the economy’s good
VOICE ON THE RADIO: Gavin Newsom says trans kids are a menace
ME: Wow. They do seem pretty menacing when you think about it
VOICE ON THE RADIO: 🎵Call me Mr. Flintstone🎵
ME: Wow. I bet he can make my bed rock
ME: Wow. Guess the economy’s good
VOICE ON THE RADIO: Gavin Newsom says trans kids are a menace
ME: Wow. They do seem pretty menacing when you think about it
VOICE ON THE RADIO: 🎵Call me Mr. Flintstone🎵
ME: Wow. I bet he can make my bed rock
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It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before
August 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before
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a real third-eye-opening theme in matt levine's money stuff column is that a lot of "investing" that isn't just "put money in index funds" is really just a way to demonstrate group affinity. this applies to meme stocks, obviously bogus crypto projects, etc., but also all kinds of way to spend money
It’s absolutely him, he retweeted the post on Twitter at the same time the donation occurred:
January 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
a real third-eye-opening theme in matt levine's money stuff column is that a lot of "investing" that isn't just "put money in index funds" is really just a way to demonstrate group affinity. this applies to meme stocks, obviously bogus crypto projects, etc., but also all kinds of way to spend money
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Sometimes, a vtuber Minecraft server spawns a novel that gets published *and* animated, which then baits an animator who's known for action but eternally yearns to return to a bygone era of bishoujo. Those are things that happen, and I get a Naoto Hosoda ED out of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQhx...
TVアニメ『人外教室の人間嫌い教師』ノンクレジットED映像｜『人間カムトゥルー！』
YouTube video by KADOKAWAanime
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Sometimes, a vtuber Minecraft server spawns a novel that gets published *and* animated, which then baits an animator who's known for action but eternally yearns to return to a bygone era of bishoujo. Those are things that happen, and I get a Naoto Hosoda ED out of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQhx...
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My theory is most “good” white Americans have never confronted their piece of shit bigot Christian loved ones specifically because they already know this answer, and as COVID showed us, the thing most white Americans hate the most is the uncomfortable inconvenience of rocking the boat.
You may not like the answer, but you’ll know who the fucking enemy is.
January 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
My theory is most “good” white Americans have never confronted their piece of shit bigot Christian loved ones specifically because they already know this answer, and as COVID showed us, the thing most white Americans hate the most is the uncomfortable inconvenience of rocking the boat.
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it is deeply funny how Megaman X5 was billed as the conclusion as the X saga and it has call backs to the series history but is also the most poverty shitty ass game ever made
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
it is deeply funny how Megaman X5 was billed as the conclusion as the X saga and it has call backs to the series history but is also the most poverty shitty ass game ever made
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irrelevant franz ferdinand inciting incident for the inevitable epic battle between the furry artist left, the 2010s game journalist left, the spurned /v/ posters with trollers remorse left, and normies who become spiritually bosnian when given access to a keyboard a For You page left
Can someone explain what's the controversy behind the ACNH Isabelle mod?
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
irrelevant franz ferdinand inciting incident for the inevitable epic battle between the furry artist left, the 2010s game journalist left, the spurned /v/ posters with trollers remorse left, and normies who become spiritually bosnian when given access to a keyboard a For You page left
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It’s only a ‘startling’ position if you’ve never stood knee-deep in violence and still think power works like a PTA meeting. I walk into the supermarket and see threat vectors in the cereal aisle — hesitation is how wolves feast, and every polite nod is just another sheep waiting to be eaten.
“I will not be accepting [binding treaty obligations] or [it is immoral to take something that belongs to somebody else] as answers” is a startling position for an army officer to take, even one as brain-melted as him
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
It’s only a ‘startling’ position if you’ve never stood knee-deep in violence and still think power works like a PTA meeting. I walk into the supermarket and see threat vectors in the cereal aisle — hesitation is how wolves feast, and every polite nod is just another sheep waiting to be eaten.
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Most Americans think Venezuela is that annoying horn the South Africans played during the World Cup.
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Most Americans think Venezuela is that annoying horn the South Africans played during the World Cup.
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don't be ridiculous
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 AM
don't be ridiculous
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Everything is horrifically bad and stupid. The best you can hope for, the highest ambition, is to make a popular post wittily pointing out how bad and stupid things are. People will cite it for years as things continue being horrifically bad and stupid.
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Everything is horrifically bad and stupid. The best you can hope for, the highest ambition, is to make a popular post wittily pointing out how bad and stupid things are. People will cite it for years as things continue being horrifically bad and stupid.
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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Has anyone done this yet
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Has anyone done this yet
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Happy 2026 folks! Remember the reason for the season and what we're living for going into this brand new year: Revenge. We'll make them pay.
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Happy 2026 folks! Remember the reason for the season and what we're living for going into this brand new year: Revenge. We'll make them pay.
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Billy Joel has the Boomer Death Note
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Billy Joel has the Boomer Death Note
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just received word that onions have been ranked the "number one vegetable" of 2025. that makes 7,448 years in a row of the humble allium placing in the top 3, a stretch of unrivaled dominance that is unlikely to ever be beaten by other greats like cabbage or chili pepper
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just received word that onions have been ranked the "number one vegetable" of 2025. that makes 7,448 years in a row of the humble allium placing in the top 3, a stretch of unrivaled dominance that is unlikely to ever be beaten by other greats like cabbage or chili pepper
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The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.