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Jonathan Hansen
@jonathanhansen.bsky.social
Last of the V-8 Interceptors. He/Him. Pop Culture, Politics, and an undying hatred of Trumpers and their white enablers. No friend of fandom. 280,132nd person on Bluesky. Occasionally surly. “Che la mia ferita sia mortale.”

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I have a #blog on Ghost. This is where I talk about #comics and #movies and #tv shows. It's also where I post my genre #fiction #writing, both short stories and my #WIP #novel. And you can even subscribe for updates for free! Or pay me, if you want... 📽️ 📺
#Filmsky
#ComicSky
#WritingCommunity
At the End of Everything (A Work in Progress)
Pop Culture Commentary and Fiction
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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It’s just after #Christmas, and I watched The Baltimorons. 🎥
#FilmSky
Traditional Christmas Movies Bonus: The Baltimorons
“You know what? I know it was like a fun idea for a minute, but I think the moment has passed, and I think I'd rather just call it a night.”
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December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’d bet anything this guy went to the con to “break into the field of fantasy fiction” (probably the first #writing related thing he’s ever done) and he probably doesn’t even have a WIP to speak of either. I bet he’s the type who says: “I have ideas, I just need to write them down”
#WritingCommunity
This shit is made up, actually
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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It’s the fact people are still insisting everyone play along with the fiction of being baffled about the goals for the current people in power.
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Despite being vaxxed (it’s a coin flip effectiveness-wise), got it this year. Has pretty much wiped out this vacation. Hit Tuesday & I’m still laid up today. Can’t think of the last time I was down for more than a couple days.
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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An industry is 100% white: nothing to see here

An industry becomes 99% white: grab the rocket launchers, file the lawsuits, make up the imaginary white men who are being discriminated against otherwise we will all die
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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The STRANGER THINGS Writers Room must be absolutely fucking wild. It's like everyone takes turns writing a scene where one person explains a plot point (that was never shown onscreen) to someone else, and then they all take turns writing emotional 10 minute plays between their favorite characters.
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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The bloody ghost of my ancestor Lt. John Bacon, shot dead by a redcoat musket during the Battles of Lexington and Concord on April 19th, 1775, appeared at the side of my bed last night and said anyone can be American as long as they aren’t English
December 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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One of the worst things that we've done as a society is push the idea that all viewpoints are valid and up for debate. This is legit why so many people think those bullshit jubilee debates are a form of education and not just a way to socially manipulate people into being open to fascism.
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I'm always looking for new subscribers. And it's free too.
#FilmSky
#ComicsSky
#Comicbooks
#WritingCommunity
I have a #blog on Ghost. This is where I talk about #comics and #movies and #tv shows. It's also where I post my genre #fiction #writing, both short stories and my #WIP #novel. And you can even subscribe for updates for free! Or pay me, if you want... 📽️ 📺
#Filmsky
#ComicSky
#WritingCommunity
At the End of Everything (A Work in Progress)
Pop Culture Commentary and Fiction
jonathanhansen.ghost.io
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This was one of my many questions at work as they’ve started bringing up GenAI: “If this thing is only 80% correct, does that mean I only need to be 80% correct?”
Others have noted this before, but it's ENRAGING to see corporations and bosses give this bullshit "A.i." trash FAR more leeway for error and general crappiness than they'd ever give any human creator.
I've started to see arguments that we have to get used to AI Slop coding even if it isn't great, because it's fast. Humans could go faster, too, if they're allowed to turn in stuff that only sometimes works. Such a fascinating double standard that will in no way come back to haunt, naw.
December 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Make a Bond film casual

Dr. yeah, definitely, once things settle down a bit.
Make a Bond film casual

On Her Majesty's Secret Surprise Party
Make a bond film casual

No Time To Vacuum
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Popularizing the term “woke scold” is going to go down as a signal moment for the second (or third if we consider Reagan) era of Redeemers
Oopsie. Looks like it’s almost Candace Owens o’clock for good old Brett.
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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White Supremacy is just DEI for the biggest fucking losers you'll ever meet.
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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My favorite part of this TOTALLY NOT MADE UP STORY (SHUT UP IT REALLY HAPPENED) is when a white guy goes to an in person convention and is asked by several attendees, IN PERSON, whether what makes him special is that he’s black.
This shit is made up, actually
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It’s just after #Christmas, and I watched The Baltimorons. 🎥
#FilmSky
Traditional Christmas Movies Bonus: The Baltimorons
“You know what? I know it was like a fun idea for a minute, but I think the moment has passed, and I think I'd rather just call it a night.”
jonathanhansen.ghost.io
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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It’s Christmas, and I watched The Silent Partner. 🎥
#FilmSky
Traditional Christmas Movies: The Silent Partner
Everyone underestimates Miles.
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December 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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It’s Christmas! And I rewatched Go. 🎥
#FilmSky
Traditional Christmas Movies: Go
“You know what I like best about Christmas?”
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December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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It’s Christmas time, so I rewatched Cobra. 🎥
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Traditional Christmas Movies: Cobra
“You have the right to remain silent…” (throws lit match on gasoline-soaked bad guy)
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December 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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It’s Christmas, and I rewatched Gremlins. 🎥
#FilmSky
Traditional Christmas Movies: Gremlins
Cartoonish karma abounds!
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December 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Joe Rogan wants you to regard him as a passive observer just talking to buds but he knows he was key to the Trump campaign and will be key to the future Fuentes campaign.
Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis on Nick Fuentes running for president one day.

Rogan: “He could probably win in a few years. Listen, he couldn’t have existed before, right? Ten, twenty years ago, couldn’t have existed. Now, super popular. What’s twenty years from now look like?”
December 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I was in the Hollywood Hills on a balcony and watched these two women leaving a party and walking in the street, and a car honked at them to get out of the way and said something angry as they drove by, and one of the women said: “Whatever, ugly girl!” I felt that sting and I wasn’t even involved.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM