Matt
@minnesotayearning.bsky.social
Hi, nice to meet you. Be excellent to each other. Twin Cities, MN.
Fuck you. I won't do what you tell me.
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Fuck you. I won't do what you tell me.
One, and you lick it clean in between.
I just found out that my spouse makes a PB&J sandwich using the same knife for both toppings, instead of one knife for each separate container.
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
One, and you lick it clean in between.
Well, fuck.
The legendary Catherine O’Hara has died.
She was 71.
Per TMZ.
She was 71.
Per TMZ.
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Well, fuck.
Setting aside the vileness of Oprah for a second, Oz deciding to go after a historically conservative voting bloc is possibly a bad idea.
(We'll ignore the optics of someone of Turkic descent singling out those of Armenian descent.)
(We'll ignore the optics of someone of Turkic descent singling out those of Armenian descent.)
January 30, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Setting aside the vileness of Oprah for a second, Oz deciding to go after a historically conservative voting bloc is possibly a bad idea.
(We'll ignore the optics of someone of Turkic descent singling out those of Armenian descent.)
(We'll ignore the optics of someone of Turkic descent singling out those of Armenian descent.)
That concert we're all jealous we're missing out on is going to be filmed, right?
January 30, 2026 at 5:25 PM
That concert we're all jealous we're missing out on is going to be filmed, right?
Reposted by Matt
HEY I AM DOING A FUNDRAISER FOR MINNESOTA RENT FUNDS
AND GIVING AWAY A SIGNED ARC (advance review copy) OF OBSTETRIX
THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND MAYBE GET A FREE EARLY SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK
AND GIVING AWAY A SIGNED ARC (advance review copy) OF OBSTETRIX
THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND MAYBE GET A FREE EARLY SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
HEY I AM DOING A FUNDRAISER FOR MINNESOTA RENT FUNDS
AND GIVING AWAY A SIGNED ARC (advance review copy) OF OBSTETRIX
THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND MAYBE GET A FREE EARLY SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK
AND GIVING AWAY A SIGNED ARC (advance review copy) OF OBSTETRIX
THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND MAYBE GET A FREE EARLY SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK
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January 30, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Today is a good day to support Minnesota and Minnesotans by visiting standwithminnesota.com.
The rent is due THIS Sunday? Uh oh...
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 AM
The rent is due THIS Sunday? Uh oh...
A ban on something already banned? If they keep this up they'll be demanding for water to be wet.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
A ban on something already banned? If they keep this up they'll be demanding for water to be wet.
Somebody, anybody tell him Bad Dragon will be making an appearance and please oh please have him go look that up.
Tuberville: "Unfortunately we've got the Woke Bowl, because we're getting more and more woke. We got Bad Bunny or Bad Rabbit at halftime. I'll be watching the TPUSA halftime show. It's just unfortunate we've gotten to this point."
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Somebody, anybody tell him Bad Dragon will be making an appearance and please oh please have him go look that up.
I used to give Will as much shit as anyone, but he's been busting his ass every day to help protect our neighbors and friends. This is asinine.
I’m not totally sure how to address this but apparently I’m getting kicked out of ICE rapid response for the moment because I’m allowing press ridealongs, with an extremely strict condition that no other observer be identified. Lots of observers have allowed ridealongs and they benefit us.
January 29, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I used to give Will as much shit as anyone, but he's been busting his ass every day to help protect our neighbors and friends. This is asinine.
This is the way.
An ICE vehicle and driver is stationed up on 43rd and Humboldt with a most of the neighborhood there and folks are playing Short Dick Man and having a dance party with bull horns. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcre...
Gillette - Short Dick Man (Original)
YouTube video by Lautaro
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:11 PM
This is the way.
I hope there is going to be a recording of the Tom Morello/Rise Against/etc fundraiser at First Ave.
January 29, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I hope there is going to be a recording of the Tom Morello/Rise Against/etc fundraiser at First Ave.
Heard from sources, as of yesterday, HCMC (Hennepin Healthcare) no longer has a Chief Health Equity Officer or VP of Health Equity.
January 29, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Heard from sources, as of yesterday, HCMC (Hennepin Healthcare) no longer has a Chief Health Equity Officer or VP of Health Equity.
You know who would have been an awesome candidate for Governor?
Melissa Hortman.
💔😢
Melissa Hortman.
💔😢
January 29, 2026 at 6:20 PM
You know who would have been an awesome candidate for Governor?
Melissa Hortman.
💔😢
Melissa Hortman.
💔😢
Reposted by Matt
Some things to understand about people from Minnesota on here right now, a short thread:
January 29, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Some things to understand about people from Minnesota on here right now, a short thread:
A lot of people in other places just don't get it. It's not a contest! We don't want them here, or anywhere else! This thread by Doug Mack is a good read.
I keep seeing posts going "when ICE comes to MY city, we'll be out in the streets even harder" and man, I get that sentiment but I need everyone to understand that the work in Minneapolis is partly confrontational but MORE IMPORTANTLY aaallll the stuff organized in the background to help neighbors
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
A lot of people in other places just don't get it. It's not a contest! We don't want them here, or anywhere else! This thread by Doug Mack is a good read.
Disrespectfully, Gov. Landry you desiccated fuck, it is unsafe for our children to walk to school or be on the sidewalks with the violent goons occupying our cities and state. They were fine before.
Gov. Landry: "I like to ask Democrats if they like their communities to be dangerous or safe. Do they want their children to be able to walk to school or do they want to worry if they send them on the sidewalks, that unfortunate violent things are going to happen to them?"
January 29, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Disrespectfully, Gov. Landry you desiccated fuck, it is unsafe for our children to walk to school or be on the sidewalks with the violent goons occupying our cities and state. They were fine before.
Crap
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U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent revealed his secret breakfast indulgence to CBS News' Kelly O'Grady — and he made her promise not to tell Human and Health Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
January 29, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Crap
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She says while rubber-stamping life-time judge and Cabinet nominees.
“These times call for leaders who can stand up and not be rubber stamps of this administration, but who are also willing to find common ground and fix things in our state.”
Sen. Klobuchar launches campaign for Minnesota governor • Minnesota Reformer
Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota’s senior senator and the state’s most accomplished vote-getter, launched her campaign for governor Thursday, hoping to make history as the state’s first female governor a...
minnesotareformer.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 PM
She says while rubber-stamping life-time judge and Cabinet nominees.
Niether "hosting protests" or "she is in the streets" are even remotely true. Is this Amy's secret account?
Hopefully by the time the election happens ice will be abolish. She is hosting protests here, she is in the streets. My family lives overseas & they email their reps regularly. Use the app 5calls. We need all US citizens to flood their reps with calls/emails esp senate before the ice funding vote.
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Niether "hosting protests" or "she is in the streets" are even remotely true. Is this Amy's secret account?
Further evidence that she doesn't know how to read the fucking room.
Minnesotans, we’ve been through a lot.
And I believe this moment calls for grit, resilience, and faith in each other.
I believe we must stand up for what’s right. And fix what’s wrong.
Today, I’m announcing my candidacy for Governor. youtu.be/SiV3xVkX-kg
And I believe this moment calls for grit, resilience, and faith in each other.
I believe we must stand up for what’s right. And fix what’s wrong.
Today, I’m announcing my candidacy for Governor. youtu.be/SiV3xVkX-kg
Amy Klobuchar for Governor
YouTube video by Amy Klobuchar
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Further evidence that she doesn't know how to read the fucking room.
Reposted by Matt
Are you fuckers actually complaining that a Bruce Springsteen song is cringe because it's "too sincere"?
Have you dumbasses ever heard a goddamn Springsteen song?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKS...
Have you dumbasses ever heard a goddamn Springsteen song?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKS...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Are you fuckers actually complaining that a Bruce Springsteen song is cringe because it's "too sincere"?
Have you dumbasses ever heard a goddamn Springsteen song?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKS...
Have you dumbasses ever heard a goddamn Springsteen song?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKS...