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Jonathan Hansen
@jonathanhansen.bsky.social
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Last of the V-8 Interceptors. He/Him. Pop Culture, Politics, and an undying hatred of Trumpers and their white enablers. No friend of fandom. 280,132nd person on Bluesky. Occasionally surly. “Che la mia ferita sia mortale.”

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Pretty good. Just fyi.
A bag of karamucho hot chili chips, touted as Japan’s number 1 spicy snack brand. The package says “hey! What’s up? Another long day? Just try our yummy-spicy karamucho, and say Hiiiiii!”
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Happy "There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen" Day to all who celebrate.
#ComicSky
#Comicbooks
A panel from the Watchmen comic that reads "It's November 10th now. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen" The picture shows a circulatory system walking through the kitchen, and people are shocked
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Choose your Top 100 Favorite Comic Book Characters! One per day for 100 days, in no particular order. No explanations, just art!
#ComicSky
#Comicbooks
This is Day 45: Mystique
Art by Mark Brooks, Rose Besch, David Nakayama, Ron Garney
A Disney-fied destiny and mystique Mystique comes unraveled Mystique dressed for the hellfire gala Mystique prepares for battle with a bunch of guns and no clothes
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Post you from a different era.

Different era. Different century. Different millennium
A young man at a bar, with a towel over one shoulder, slinging drinks
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Nothing but trash. That’s all these people have ever been and all they’ll ever be.
Trump stands happily in front of a buffet of shit fast food in the White House
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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A tardigrade playing the world's tiniest violin.
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Choose your Top 100 Favorite Comic Book Characters! One per day for 100 days, in no particular order. No explanations, just art!
#ComicSky
#Comicbooks
This is Day 44: Crackerjack
Art by Brent Anderson and Alex Ross
Crackerjack saves a man from a fire Crackerjack and Quiver swing around the rooftops. The captions says: “He was new. Crackerjack. He said one time her was from a circus family that was abducted and trained by aliens… and he was the only escapee.” Crackerjack swings into view, saying: “NO NEED TO APPLAUD, KIDDIES AND KIDETTES! JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH, WHILE A PROFESSIONAL DEMONSTRATES THE FINE ART OF MONSTER-TAMING!” An injured Crackerjack tends to his wounds.
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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I’m really enjoying #DC #comics Absolute Universe. It really appeals to the long time What if/Elseworld fan in me. Plus, the stories are fun and unpredictable. Good stuff.
#Comicbooks
The cover to DC Comics’ Absolute Evil #1, showing six blood splattered hands over blood splattered pics of classic dc heroes
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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2nd follow up.
#CatsOfBlueSky
An orange kitty stretches out over a gray kitty as they share a small box with a gray towel in it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Follow up.
#CatsOfBlueSky
A curled up orange kitty lays on a big gray kitty in a small box with a gray towel in it
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Chillin’ in the Golden Hour.
#CatsOfBlueSky
An orange kitty and a gray kitty crowd into a small box with a gray towel it
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Otto and I enjoying the #Mamdani speech.
#CatsofBlueSky
A big gray cat lays upon a man in blue glasses
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Here’s what’s in his briefcase…
#ActionFigures
A little briefcase with two slots for holding canisters each with what looks like the green glass pearls of VX gas from the movie The Rock
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I #Voted, #Minneapolis. You should too.
Me, with an I voted sticker
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Hey @andrewleeclark.bsky.social and @pizzarat.net and @davethedestroyer.bsky.social an #actionfigure update…
8 of the original 13 (l to r) Grunt, Hawk, Rock n Roll, Breaker, Scarlet, Snake-eyes, Clutch, and Stalker. Drs. Doom and Caligari
November 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I’m just going to assume that Aidan Hutchinson’s face mark is a nod to the character of Backlash from Image #Comics.
#NFL
#Comicbooks
Aidan Hutchinson with a black slash painted over his left eye Marc Slayton aka Backlash, with a white slash over the left eye of black mask. He has white hair
November 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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#Caturday
#CatsOfBlueSky
An orange kitty, curled up on a gray cushion and against a yellow pillow, with her white chin in the air.
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Some previous years…
Two Jack o lantern through a window. They look ridiculous A Jack o lantern with a lot of teeth and… another one
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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My wife and I carved pumpkins. What is her design, do you think?
#Halloween
Two Jack o Lanterns. One traditional. One… not so much
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Just in case they decide to delete this one too...
Francesca Fiorentini @franifio.bsky.social posted on 10/29/25 at 11:58am: I've often said that in a political choice where one has to be perfect VS being human (mistakes, past transgressions) most people will choose being human and bristle at the idea you must be perfect. It's why the left loses. Bu on the substance, Platner passes the smell test."
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Tommy Lee Jones in No Country For Old Men gives a dubious look over his glass as he reads the newspaper in a diner
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Smooth move, ex-lax.
A very bloody room
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet tweeted The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Choose your Top 100 Favorite Comic Book Characters! One per day for 100 days, in no particular order. No explanations, just art!
#ComicSky
#Comicbooks
This is Day 43: Grifter
Art by Jim Lee, Travis Charest, Jason Howard, Jon Davis-Hunt
A shirtless Grifter gets his gun ready Grifter hands out the side of a speeding ice cream truck, ropes tied to the steering wheel to drive, and he aims his gun ahead Grifter stands half in shadows, coat billowing and guns ready Grifter dispatched two unformed goons, by rising up between them, arms crossed and guns stuck up under their chins and firing.
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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What’s it like inside *your* head?
October 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM