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Irritated Catholic, bird enthusiast, musician and teacher
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Friends, stop demonizing demons.
January 22, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Friends, stop demonizing demons.
We’re making VMI woke.
Update to the update. We're all talking about UVA but don't sleep on the changes at George Mason and VMI.
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January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
We’re making VMI woke.
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THANK YOU TO ALL THE ORDINARY PEOPLE WHO ARE PUTTING YOUR SAFETY ON THE LINE TO PROTECT YOUR NEIGHBORS. LOVE TO YOU ALL.
NO THANKS TO THE VICHY POLITICIANS WHO ARE FAILING COMPLETELY TO MEET THE MOMENT.
NO FORGIVENESS FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCING YOU TO DO THIS
NO THANKS TO THE VICHY POLITICIANS WHO ARE FAILING COMPLETELY TO MEET THE MOMENT.
NO FORGIVENESS FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCING YOU TO DO THIS
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Ok, who thought this was a good idea?
#RECALL: Greatale Recalls Self-Feeding Pillows. The recalled self-feeding pillows hold the bottle at an unsafe angle while keeping it fixed in place so the infant cannot pull away. This can lead to aspiration of milk or formula, posing a risk of suffocation. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Ok, who thought this was a good idea?
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you win by welcoming defectors and successful movements have welcomed people who defected from much worse
January 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
you win by welcoming defectors and successful movements have welcomed people who defected from much worse
Stop calling us murderers or we’re going to be forced to do more murders
“It’s gonna infuriate people more which means there’s gonna be more incidents like this. Can I have my bag of cash now?”
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Stop calling us murderers or we’re going to be forced to do more murders
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The Bible asks "Am I my brother's keeper?" Haven't finished reading it yet so I assume the answer is "No, fuck your brother."
January 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The Bible asks "Am I my brother's keeper?" Haven't finished reading it yet so I assume the answer is "No, fuck your brother."
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What grounds me in my community work aside from parenthood:
“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this
may be incapable of morality”.
- James Baldwin
“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this
may be incapable of morality”.
- James Baldwin
January 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
What grounds me in my community work aside from parenthood:
“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this
may be incapable of morality”.
- James Baldwin
“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this
may be incapable of morality”.
- James Baldwin
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“The bread in your cupboard belongs to the hungry; the coat unused in your closet belongs to the one who needs it; the shoes rotting in your closet belong to the one who has no shoes; the money which you hoard up belongs to the poor“
St. Basil the Great pray for us to be audacious collectivists.
St. Basil the Great pray for us to be audacious collectivists.
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
“The bread in your cupboard belongs to the hungry; the coat unused in your closet belongs to the one who needs it; the shoes rotting in your closet belong to the one who has no shoes; the money which you hoard up belongs to the poor“
St. Basil the Great pray for us to be audacious collectivists.
St. Basil the Great pray for us to be audacious collectivists.
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My man looks like he's auditioning for the role of "indigestion" in a Pepto Bismol ad
January 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
My man looks like he's auditioning for the role of "indigestion" in a Pepto Bismol ad
Trump claims he takes a lot of aspirin, but I’ll bet he only takes, like, 5000 mg a day or some pussy amount like that. I heard Obama takes two or three times that.
Trump admits to taking more aspirin than his docs recommend: “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
What could possibly go wrong! (2/6)
What could possibly go wrong! (2/6)
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Trump claims he takes a lot of aspirin, but I’ll bet he only takes, like, 5000 mg a day or some pussy amount like that. I heard Obama takes two or three times that.
These are the same people whose “solution” to school shootings is that every school should exist in a perpetual state of lockdown.
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
These are the same people whose “solution” to school shootings is that every school should exist in a perpetual state of lockdown.
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Thomas Hardy’s great end of year lyric poem, 'The Darkling Thrush', first published in The Graphic on 29 Dec. 1900, and then in The Times on 1 Jan. 1901 – though a deleted ‘1899’ on the manuscript suggests he may have written it earlier.
December 29, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Thomas Hardy’s great end of year lyric poem, 'The Darkling Thrush', first published in The Graphic on 29 Dec. 1900, and then in The Times on 1 Jan. 1901 – though a deleted ‘1899’ on the manuscript suggests he may have written it earlier.
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King Herod THOUGHT he was right.
He THOUGHT that protecting his own power was to protect his kingdom.
He THOUGHT the murder of children in Bethlehem was justified by the Magi's refusal to tell him the identity of the Christ child.
He thought a few lives were a small price to pay for greatness.
He THOUGHT that protecting his own power was to protect his kingdom.
He THOUGHT the murder of children in Bethlehem was justified by the Magi's refusal to tell him the identity of the Christ child.
He thought a few lives were a small price to pay for greatness.
December 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
King Herod THOUGHT he was right.
He THOUGHT that protecting his own power was to protect his kingdom.
He THOUGHT the murder of children in Bethlehem was justified by the Magi's refusal to tell him the identity of the Christ child.
He thought a few lives were a small price to pay for greatness.
He THOUGHT that protecting his own power was to protect his kingdom.
He THOUGHT the murder of children in Bethlehem was justified by the Magi's refusal to tell him the identity of the Christ child.
He thought a few lives were a small price to pay for greatness.
This isn’t the worst idea he has ever had, but it might be the dumbest.
Siri, show me a guy who has never ever gone to see a show.
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This isn’t the worst idea he has ever had, but it might be the dumbest.
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Bent Dark Gray by Josef Albers, 1943
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137461
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137461
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Bent Dark Gray by Josef Albers, 1943
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137461
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137461
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Every year this makes me laugh. Truly one of the masterpieces of posting.
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Every year this makes me laugh. Truly one of the masterpieces of posting.
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Original watercolor illustration for Tomie dePaola’s The Lady of Guadalupe, at the Marian Library at the University of Dayton, Ohio.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Original watercolor illustration for Tomie dePaola’s The Lady of Guadalupe, at the Marian Library at the University of Dayton, Ohio.
At long last, I have created Mr. Autumn Man from the classic Onion article, “Mr. Autumn Man.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
At long last, I have created Mr. Autumn Man from the classic Onion article, “Mr. Autumn Man.”
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FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
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who hasn’t lost the love of their life by wanting to grow an amish beard.
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
who hasn’t lost the love of their life by wanting to grow an amish beard.
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Friends, the gilded ballroom offers us a foretaste of heaven, where the dance of Trinitarian love will gleam in streets of gold and there will be no poor people
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Friends, the gilded ballroom offers us a foretaste of heaven, where the dance of Trinitarian love will gleam in streets of gold and there will be no poor people
If you are in line to befoul John Podhoretz’s mother, stay in line.
Not quite the answer to your question, but the proximity gave me a chuckle.
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you are in line to befoul John Podhoretz’s mother, stay in line.