a doofus
@adoofus.bsky.social
Irritated Catholic, bird enthusiast, musician and teacher
No man has ever been more deserving of a swirly.
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
No man has ever been more deserving of a swirly.
Oh. He’s crazy crazy.
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Oh. He’s crazy crazy.
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
Is that his tongue or is he doing that weird thing pelicans do where they yawn and it looks like they are barfing up their spine?
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Is that his tongue or is he doing that weird thing pelicans do where they yawn and it looks like they are barfing up their spine?
Everyone who has ever worked a service-sector job knows this guy and can clock him as soon as he walks in the door.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Everyone who has ever worked a service-sector job knows this guy and can clock him as soon as he walks in the door.
Well, they hate themselves anyway.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Well, they hate themselves anyway.
Immigrants trampling on our most sacred traditions by infusing their Thanksgiving turkey with flavor.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Immigrants trampling on our most sacred traditions by infusing their Thanksgiving turkey with flavor.
Oh, you mean Tom Woods.
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh, you mean Tom Woods.
You are going to have to be more specific.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You are going to have to be more specific.
Someone almost certainly has, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he has never actually cared for a sick child.
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Someone almost certainly has, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he has never actually cared for a sick child.
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“The science of reading” is a fad in the sense that it is a vehicle for companies like Pearson to sell new textbooks and teacher training materials, and it will inevitably give way to another approach that requires new textbooks and training materials. Whether it actually works or not is irrelevant.
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“The science of reading” is a fad in the sense that it is a vehicle for companies like Pearson to sell new textbooks and teacher training materials, and it will inevitably give way to another approach that requires new textbooks and training materials. Whether it actually works or not is irrelevant.
Dump Schumer, or you are a collaborationist.
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Dump Schumer, or you are a collaborationist.
11 first downs on 100 total yards is actually very efficient.
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
11 first downs on 100 total yards is actually very efficient.
Yes. Also gullible enough that she probably ends up back in the fold before long.
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Yes. Also gullible enough that she probably ends up back in the fold before long.
Also possible that she is a sincere kook who got into this because she thought that democrats were harvesting adrenochrome from mole children in secret tunnels under pizza shops, and keeping the house shut down in order to protect child abusers actually doesn’t sit well with her.
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Also possible that she is a sincere kook who got into this because she thought that democrats were harvesting adrenochrome from mole children in secret tunnels under pizza shops, and keeping the house shut down in order to protect child abusers actually doesn’t sit well with her.
Will it make him happier?
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Will it make him happier?
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who hasn’t lost the love of their life by wanting to grow an amish beard.
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
who hasn’t lost the love of their life by wanting to grow an amish beard.
Who up doodlin they gorilla
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Who up doodlin they gorilla
Could also avoid the immunity issue by just extraditing them. Pretty sure it is a crime in Colombia to blow up boats.
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Could also avoid the immunity issue by just extraditing them. Pretty sure it is a crime in Colombia to blow up boats.