Tuxedo Catfish
@tuxedocatfish.bsky.social
evaluated? buddy they keep me in a temperature-controlled vault so they can measure all autism accurately against mine
no hold on you might have been cooking there
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
no hold on you might have been cooking there
you people disgust me, you're only here for Sechs
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
you people disgust me, you're only here for Sechs
imagine how i feel, my degree is basically remedial philosophy for failsons
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
imagine how i feel, my degree is basically remedial philosophy for failsons
have you tried adding vodka
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
have you tried adding vodka
i genuinely don't believe the average judge is turing complete
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i genuinely don't believe the average judge is turing complete
in fairness this probably contributed to me NOT being in a career in computer touching, so who can say if it's good or bad
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
in fairness this probably contributed to me NOT being in a career in computer touching, so who can say if it's good or bad
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born too late for procedural programming, went to undergrad too early for functional, cursed to be trained in traditional OOP in a world that knows it's actually self-sabotage
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
born too late for procedural programming, went to undergrad too early for functional, cursed to be trained in traditional OOP in a world that knows it's actually self-sabotage
drives me insane how much better off you are making stabbing a function of the frame within which one stabs another rather than a function of the stabber with the ID of the stabee as input
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
drives me insane how much better off you are making stabbing a function of the frame within which one stabs another rather than a function of the stabber with the ID of the stabee as input
Derek Powers / Blight but for incredibly superficial reasons
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Derek Powers / Blight but for incredibly superficial reasons
there's an exact amount of cheese that will solve any problem, it just requires an extremely high degree of precision and is very difficult to calculate
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
there's an exact amount of cheese that will solve any problem, it just requires an extremely high degree of precision and is very difficult to calculate
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pondering my bidet
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
pondering my bidet
honestly the Hunter's Dream is only a hair removed from a Silent Hill manifestation to begin with
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
honestly the Hunter's Dream is only a hair removed from a Silent Hill manifestation to begin with
Silent Hill 2 but instead of Maria it's Maria IYKWIM
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Silent Hill 2 but instead of Maria it's Maria IYKWIM