Yonic Sinner
@tubamortis.bsky.social
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No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
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Boss: Do you have time for a quick meeting next week?
Me, staring at my calendar packed with back to back “kiss pets on forehead” appointments: Honestly, I am swamped.
Me, staring at my calendar packed with back to back “kiss pets on forehead” appointments: Honestly, I am swamped.
February 4, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Boss: Do you have time for a quick meeting next week?
Me, staring at my calendar packed with back to back “kiss pets on forehead” appointments: Honestly, I am swamped.
Me, staring at my calendar packed with back to back “kiss pets on forehead” appointments: Honestly, I am swamped.
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coffee isn’t enough i need to be whipped around inside a giant salad spinner
February 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
coffee isn’t enough i need to be whipped around inside a giant salad spinner
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
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local who can tell im a tourist: enjoy the city just don’t go to uptown after dark there’s a very specific gang up there
me: I’ll be fine
[10pm and the salsa boys have me cornered]
me: I’ll be fine
[10pm and the salsa boys have me cornered]
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
local who can tell im a tourist: enjoy the city just don’t go to uptown after dark there’s a very specific gang up there
me: I’ll be fine
[10pm and the salsa boys have me cornered]
me: I’ll be fine
[10pm and the salsa boys have me cornered]
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super bowl weekend
February 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
super bowl weekend
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restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
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imagine being a rapper named MC Nice going into a big rap battle but then they announce your opponent is named MC Nicer… WHAT! well he sounds like a good guy
February 4, 2026 at 10:51 AM
imagine being a rapper named MC Nice going into a big rap battle but then they announce your opponent is named MC Nicer… WHAT! well he sounds like a good guy
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they just added a sixth stage to grief called “monkey mode”
November 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
they just added a sixth stage to grief called “monkey mode”
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One of the classic Westminster Dog Show bits for me is when the in-arena announcer describes the dogs as like "a courageous little clown and an ideal companion" while they're trotting around. More athletic competitions need that kind of real-time commentary.
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
One of the classic Westminster Dog Show bits for me is when the in-arena announcer describes the dogs as like "a courageous little clown and an ideal companion" while they're trotting around. More athletic competitions need that kind of real-time commentary.
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ratatouille is basically gundam wing but french, if u really think about it
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
ratatouille is basically gundam wing but french, if u really think about it
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Just remembered the funniest screenshot I have saved
February 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Just remembered the funniest screenshot I have saved
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Eli our nanny gander looking floofy
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Eli our nanny gander looking floofy
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going through the archives for some real old school deep cuts. dredged up this guy. love his cut-glass tumbler
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
going through the archives for some real old school deep cuts. dredged up this guy. love his cut-glass tumbler
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it's pretty rare that i get recognized in public so i'll never forget the time i walked into a random bar and a stranger very respectfully tapped my shoulder to show me "small sausage in large sausage"
February 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
it's pretty rare that i get recognized in public so i'll never forget the time i walked into a random bar and a stranger very respectfully tapped my shoulder to show me "small sausage in large sausage"
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more things should be full frontal than just nudity. we need a full frontal taco bar.
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
more things should be full frontal than just nudity. we need a full frontal taco bar.
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
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fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
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many goldfish do not survive the flavor blasting process
February 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
many goldfish do not survive the flavor blasting process
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he's actually got a string of groundhog related bangers
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
he's actually got a string of groundhog related bangers
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happy groundhog day (1993) to all who celebrate
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
happy groundhog day (1993) to all who celebrate