Trey Stokes
@treystokes.bsky.social
I write and direct stuff. Also made monsters for some movies you may have seen. WGA SAG TV-MA
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Trey Stokes
@treystokes.bsky.social
· Nov 22
The little dose of satisfaction I get when I find a new jackass to block is making me start to understand that whole Pokemon thing.
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“My dad is so old…”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“My dad is so old…”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
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"I voted for you" ????????????
“You are our president. Please start acting like it. Show some class. Show some real leadership. Show that you actually care about the people other than yourself. I voted for you, but your behavior on this issue has been a national embarrassment.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"I voted for you" ????????????
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New MRI, please.
Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
New MRI, please.
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Shout out to the young couple passing me on my walk, the guy talking on his phone and the woman steps behind carrying three grocery bags. Keep walking, sister, he ain't the one.
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Shout out to the young couple passing me on my walk, the guy talking on his phone and the woman steps behind carrying three grocery bags. Keep walking, sister, he ain't the one.
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An incredibly Trump-era headline theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
An incredibly Trump-era headline theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...
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Today I saw three kids -- boys, maybe 12, 13, 14 years old -- riding bikes, and they were holding fishing poles and one had a bucket, and they said "hello!" as they passed. Then I, a Normal Adult, yelled after them, "Looking for Ray Brower down by the train tracks?" and they uhh rode away faster.
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Today I saw three kids -- boys, maybe 12, 13, 14 years old -- riding bikes, and they were holding fishing poles and one had a bucket, and they said "hello!" as they passed. Then I, a Normal Adult, yelled after them, "Looking for Ray Brower down by the train tracks?" and they uhh rode away faster.
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As an older white man I frequently shut the fuck up, just to shake things up a little
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
As an older white man I frequently shut the fuck up, just to shake things up a little
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Wishing a joyous 83rd birthday to the legendary Martin Scorsese!
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Wishing a joyous 83rd birthday to the legendary Martin Scorsese!
Sometimes Blaine posts entire threads that seem like they're just for me.
STAR TREK AFTER DARK: SEASON 1
It's Raining Man Traps
Charlie XXX
Where Every Man Has Gone Before
The Fully Clothed Time
It's Raining Man Traps
Charlie XXX
Where Every Man Has Gone Before
The Fully Clothed Time
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sometimes Blaine posts entire threads that seem like they're just for me.
If this means Nvidia will stop asking me to download driver updates every thirty-six hours then I'm okay with it.
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Peter Thiel dumps entire Nvidia stake, slashes Tesla holdings amid bubble fears By Investing.com
Peter Thiel dumps entire Nvidia stake, slashes Tesla holdings amid bubble fears
au.investing.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
If this means Nvidia will stop asking me to download driver updates every thirty-six hours then I'm okay with it.
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au.investing.com/news/stock-m...
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Yes, please
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Yes, please
All right, the first episode of Ken Burns' Revolution series is out, so here I go.
If it's anything like his Civil War series, this is gonna be my life for the next week.
If it's anything like his Civil War series, this is gonna be my life for the next week.
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
All right, the first episode of Ken Burns' Revolution series is out, so here I go.
If it's anything like his Civil War series, this is gonna be my life for the next week.
If it's anything like his Civil War series, this is gonna be my life for the next week.
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Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
That there is a solid list.
I'm gonna throw in Heat, Master and Commander, and Peter Jackson's Ring Trilogy and call it done.
I'm gonna throw in Heat, Master and Commander, and Peter Jackson's Ring Trilogy and call it done.
Actual good movies I can watch repeatedly:
- Moonstruck
- When Harry Met Sally
- All the President's Men
- The Sting
- The Philadelphia Story
- Casablanca
- It's a Wonderful Life
- The Maltese Falcon
- Die Hard
- Star Wars: A New Hope, ESB, RotJ
- Roman Holiday
- Victor / Victoria
- Moonstruck
- When Harry Met Sally
- All the President's Men
- The Sting
- The Philadelphia Story
- Casablanca
- It's a Wonderful Life
- The Maltese Falcon
- Die Hard
- Star Wars: A New Hope, ESB, RotJ
- Roman Holiday
- Victor / Victoria
What’s a movie you can watch over and over again?
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
That there is a solid list.
I'm gonna throw in Heat, Master and Commander, and Peter Jackson's Ring Trilogy and call it done.
I'm gonna throw in Heat, Master and Commander, and Peter Jackson's Ring Trilogy and call it done.
OPERATION SHREDDED LEATHER
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
OPERATION SHREDDED LEATHER
Certainly not "ancient" history to me. I was five weeks old when Ruby went to school. And the Civil War was less than a century in the past.
It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Certainly not "ancient" history to me. I was five weeks old when Ruby went to school. And the Civil War was less than a century in the past.
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
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Mamas in other countries telling their children to eat because there are kids starving in America.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mamas in other countries telling their children to eat because there are kids starving in America.
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Liberals have guns, we just don't put them in our holiday cards.
The image of gun ownership in America has been white, rural and Republican, but that's been changing as more liberals and minorities have been buying guns, especially after the 2024 election.
More liberals, people of color and LGBTQ Americans say they're buying guns out of fear
The image of gun ownership in America has been white, rural and Republican, but that's been changing as more liberals and minorities have been buying guns, especially after the 2024 election.
n.pr
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Liberals have guns, we just don't put them in our holiday cards.
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Bill Bryson: ‘Ever since I was a little boy, I have pretended to be able to vaporise people I don’t like’
Bill Bryson: ‘Ever since I was a little boy, I have pretended to be able to vaporise people I don’t like’
The American British author on pet peeves, the perils of fantasy dinner parties, and revisiting The Short History of Everything two decades later
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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What a wild Saturday.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
What a wild Saturday.
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cheryl hines not having the best weekend is my guess
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
cheryl hines not having the best weekend is my guess
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I can do that on my own, no need for ai
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I can do that on my own, no need for ai
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People worry about when to tell their kids the truth about Santa Claus. How young is too young to tell your kid that Grandma isn't real?
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
People worry about when to tell their kids the truth about Santa Claus. How young is too young to tell your kid that Grandma isn't real?