Trey Stokes
@treystokes.bsky.social
I write and direct stuff. Also made monsters for some movies you may have seen. WGA SAG TV-MA
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Trey Stokes
@treystokes.bsky.social
· Nov 22
The little dose of satisfaction I get when I find a new jackass to block is making me start to understand that whole Pokemon thing.
So I gave Wonder Man a try. A fun Marvel show only slightly related to all the movies and tv shows before it? I love it. If they'd do that with Star Trek I'd watch.
February 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM
So I gave Wonder Man a try. A fun Marvel show only slightly related to all the movies and tv shows before it? I love it. If they'd do that with Star Trek I'd watch.
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Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
Oh, THIS oughta be good
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Oh, THIS oughta be good
Random plug: this YT channel, in which an Irish feller and his dog venture into what looks like Fangorn Forest and build an elaborate overnight shelter once a week.
In one video he makes a dish called "coddle" which I'd never heard of and now I'm making it tonight.
www.youtube.com/@PaddysBushc...
In one video he makes a dish called "coddle" which I'd never heard of and now I'm making it tonight.
www.youtube.com/@PaddysBushc...
Paddys Bushcraft
Outdoors, bushcraft,camping and learning how to build and live in the wild Forest's of Ireland with my dog Goji
E-MAIL paddysbushcraft@gmail.com
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Random plug: this YT channel, in which an Irish feller and his dog venture into what looks like Fangorn Forest and build an elaborate overnight shelter once a week.
In one video he makes a dish called "coddle" which I'd never heard of and now I'm making it tonight.
www.youtube.com/@PaddysBushc...
In one video he makes a dish called "coddle" which I'd never heard of and now I'm making it tonight.
www.youtube.com/@PaddysBushc...
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wealthy freak: he’s the smartest guy i’ve ever met
the guy: buttre tost
the guy: buttre tost
January 31, 2026 at 8:08 PM
wealthy freak: he’s the smartest guy i’ve ever met
the guy: buttre tost
the guy: buttre tost
Halt! This is a book checkpoint! 📚
Last: A Good Life
by Ben Bradlee
Current: Who The Devil Made It
by Peter Bogdanovich
Next: Dark Tide: The Great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919
by Stephen Puleo
#booksky
Last: A Good Life
by Ben Bradlee
Current: Who The Devil Made It
by Peter Bogdanovich
Next: Dark Tide: The Great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919
by Stephen Puleo
#booksky
Halt! This is a book checkpoint! 📚
Last: Rats by Robert Sullivan
Current: Hamnet by Maggie O'Farrell
Next: Djibouti by Elmore Leonard
#booksky
Last: Rats by Robert Sullivan
Current: Hamnet by Maggie O'Farrell
Next: Djibouti by Elmore Leonard
#booksky
Halt! This is a book checkpoint 📚
Last: The Greene Murder Case by S.S. Van Dine
Current: The Rubber Band by Rex Stout
Next: Moriarty the Patriot v8 by Ryosuke Takeuchi & Hikaru Miyoshi
#booksky
Last: The Greene Murder Case by S.S. Van Dine
Current: The Rubber Band by Rex Stout
Next: Moriarty the Patriot v8 by Ryosuke Takeuchi & Hikaru Miyoshi
#booksky
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Halt! This is a book checkpoint! 📚
Last: A Good Life
by Ben Bradlee
Current: Who The Devil Made It
by Peter Bogdanovich
Next: Dark Tide: The Great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919
by Stephen Puleo
#booksky
Last: A Good Life
by Ben Bradlee
Current: Who The Devil Made It
by Peter Bogdanovich
Next: Dark Tide: The Great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919
by Stephen Puleo
#booksky
This whole thread is a blessing in the skies.
Many old phrases and sayings are confusing for people today.
For example, you'll often hear people say, "Under the Circus Dances."
As in, "Under the Circus Dances, I think you did the right thing."
Or: "Everyone has to do their best Under the Circus Dances."
Allow me to explain.
For example, you'll often hear people say, "Under the Circus Dances."
As in, "Under the Circus Dances, I think you did the right thing."
Or: "Everyone has to do their best Under the Circus Dances."
Allow me to explain.
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
This whole thread is a blessing in the skies.
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Stop using dating apps and just start calling for pizza. Pizza delivery drivers have a car, a job, and pizza. Jackpot
January 31, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Stop using dating apps and just start calling for pizza. Pizza delivery drivers have a car, a job, and pizza. Jackpot
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Seeing that photo of Obama putting the Medal of Freedom on Tom Homan circulate again. It's fake. Homan did get a civil service award during the Obama administration, but it wasn't the Medal of Freedom, it wasn't a medal (it was a certificate), and Obama didn't present it to him in person.
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Seeing that photo of Obama putting the Medal of Freedom on Tom Homan circulate again. It's fake. Homan did get a civil service award during the Obama administration, but it wasn't the Medal of Freedom, it wasn't a medal (it was a certificate), and Obama didn't present it to him in person.
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
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A recent cartoon for @newscientist.com.
p.s. my new book of science cartoons, ‘Physics for Cats’ is out now. Links at www.tomgauld.com
p.s. my new book of science cartoons, ‘Physics for Cats’ is out now. Links at www.tomgauld.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 AM
A recent cartoon for @newscientist.com.
p.s. my new book of science cartoons, ‘Physics for Cats’ is out now. Links at www.tomgauld.com
p.s. my new book of science cartoons, ‘Physics for Cats’ is out now. Links at www.tomgauld.com
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"Why didn't Merrick Garland prosecute Trump for cases based on anonymous tips where the victims couldn't be found thirty years later?" Listen to yourselves. I beg you.
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 PM
"Why didn't Merrick Garland prosecute Trump for cases based on anonymous tips where the victims couldn't be found thirty years later?" Listen to yourselves. I beg you.
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It’s always the ones you most expect.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Elon Musk had more extensive ties to Epstein than previously known, emails show
Newly released files from DoJ show the pair making plans in 2012 and 2013 for the Tesla CEO to visit Epstein’s island
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:04 AM
It’s always the ones you most expect.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Read the "user reviews" for a depressing laugh. Features such gems like "our theater was sold out, and everyone erupted in applause" and other totally real things that 100% happened.
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Read the "user reviews" for a depressing laugh. Features such gems like "our theater was sold out, and everyone erupted in applause" and other totally real things that 100% happened.
always read the fine print
a friend sent me this from a small business in Portland, ME and it is perfect
January 31, 2026 at 5:07 AM
always read the fine print
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Can't wait to get rid of my dumb kids. So I can go have sex in your island with some other kids. Merry Christmas. I am the richest man on Earth and will host SNL.
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Can't wait to get rid of my dumb kids. So I can go have sex in your island with some other kids. Merry Christmas. I am the richest man on Earth and will host SNL.
Client: I need a big kitchen.
Architect: You got it.
Client: I mean a BIG kitchen.
Architect: Uh, how big are we talking?
Client: It should have a vanishing point.
Architect:
Client: And seating for forty. And room for my drum kit.
Architect:
Client: And my collection of gigantic lingerie artwork.
Architect: You got it.
Client: I mean a BIG kitchen.
Architect: Uh, how big are we talking?
Client: It should have a vanishing point.
Architect:
Client: And seating for forty. And room for my drum kit.
Architect:
Client: And my collection of gigantic lingerie artwork.
the concept of being able to buy a 3.6 million dollar apartment and choosing one above a shopping mall in carmel, indiana
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Client: I need a big kitchen.
Architect: You got it.
Client: I mean a BIG kitchen.
Architect: Uh, how big are we talking?
Client: It should have a vanishing point.
Architect:
Client: And seating for forty. And room for my drum kit.
Architect:
Client: And my collection of gigantic lingerie artwork.
Architect: You got it.
Client: I mean a BIG kitchen.
Architect: Uh, how big are we talking?
Client: It should have a vanishing point.
Architect:
Client: And seating for forty. And room for my drum kit.
Architect:
Client: And my collection of gigantic lingerie artwork.
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Just say Neil Gaiman, this is taking forever.
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Just say Neil Gaiman, this is taking forever.
At least today we'll get to enjoy some Melania reviews, and here's one of the first out the gate:
“As first lady, children will always remain my priority,” she coos, and you can almost picture her coaxing them into her little gingerbread house."
“As first lady, children will always remain my priority,” she coos, and you can almost picture her coaxing them into her little gingerbread house."
See Melania & almost die www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest
Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:19 PM
At least today we'll get to enjoy some Melania reviews, and here's one of the first out the gate:
“As first lady, children will always remain my priority,” she coos, and you can almost picture her coaxing them into her little gingerbread house."
“As first lady, children will always remain my priority,” she coos, and you can almost picture her coaxing them into her little gingerbread house."
What a news week this morning has been.
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
What a news week this morning has been.
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Catherine O'Hara is taken, while Donald J. Trump still wheezes amongst us. The Lord's aim is notoriously sloppy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVoj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVoj...
Schitt's Creek - Moira's Commercial
YouTube video by Schitt's Creek
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Catherine O'Hara is taken, while Donald J. Trump still wheezes amongst us. The Lord's aim is notoriously sloppy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVoj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVoj...
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i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
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well, you miss all the shots you don't take I guess
"He arrived at a federal jail in Brooklyn impersonating an F.B.I. agent while carrying a steel blade that resembled a pizza cutter and saying he had a court order to release Luigi Mangione"
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/n...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/29/n...
Man With Steel Blade Is Said to Have Tried to Break Mangione Out of Jail
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
well, you miss all the shots you don't take I guess
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