Jenny Staff Johnson
@htownjenny.bsky.social
Ugh, fine.
Writer in Texas.
I curse on the internet now.
#HouSky
www.jennystaffjohnson.com
Writer in Texas.
I curse on the internet now.
#HouSky
www.jennystaffjohnson.com
Pinned
How can I be expected to watch anything new on Criterion Channel when they keep putting The Long Goodbye back on it
I treated myself to the @garthgreenwell.bsky.social class on Augustine's Confessions and it is a treat indeed.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I treated myself to the @garthgreenwell.bsky.social class on Augustine's Confessions and it is a treat indeed.
It’s sweeping the nation
Every time there's a goofy phrase on Wheel of Fortune that no one has ever said before, I say "Baby Fishmouth!" (RIP Bruno Kirby)
Bring me your favorite/most used When Harry Met Sally quotes, I want them all
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It’s sweeping the nation
Bring me your favorite/most used When Harry Met Sally quotes, I want them all
I'll have what she's having
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Bring me your favorite/most used When Harry Met Sally quotes, I want them all
We need it a little early this year, for obvious reasons
Okay y’all, I’m calling it, it’s When Harry Met Sally season
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We need it a little early this year, for obvious reasons
Okay y’all, I’m calling it, it’s When Harry Met Sally season
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Okay y’all, I’m calling it, it’s When Harry Met Sally season
Not the most important problem we’ve got going right now I know, but I feel like it’s way past time for an innovation in the realm of bra clasps
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Not the most important problem we’ve got going right now I know, but I feel like it’s way past time for an innovation in the realm of bra clasps
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Buncha wine moms incoming
Fuck it, man, join DSA. Eat these losers alive or die.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Buncha wine moms incoming
Hobbit Cafe serving giant sandwiches with sprouts on them since I was a kid
A Thorin Oakenshield sandwich at Hobbit Cafe in Houston.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hobbit Cafe serving giant sandwiches with sprouts on them since I was a kid
Buncha wine moms incoming
Fuck it, man, join DSA. Eat these losers alive or die.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Buncha wine moms incoming
lfg
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
lfg
Knew it was gonna be Vernon Maxwell
Just two party animals running the south Texas streets in the '90s.
Charlie Sheen recalls past San Antonio debauchery alongside former Rockets star
Just two party animals running the south Texas streets in the '90s.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Knew it was gonna be Vernon Maxwell
He’s not wrong as a Bsky super user I’m pretty dang mad
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
He’s not wrong as a Bsky super user I’m pretty dang mad
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Have R senators? (Like me?) Call Schumer’s office to tell him you will never donate to another D senate campaign again as long as he’s Senate leader. Tell him this deal is a shameful joke and a betrayal.
(202) 224-6542
(202) 224-6542
I just did this and if nothing else it was cathartic. I said I would make it my life’s mission to make sure there’s a primary challenger for any D involved in this deal, it’s fucking embarrassing.
So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Have R senators? (Like me?) Call Schumer’s office to tell him you will never donate to another D senate campaign again as long as he’s Senate leader. Tell him this deal is a shameful joke and a betrayal.
(202) 224-6542
(202) 224-6542
Huh there are really people out there calling Houston Intercontinental “Bush Airport,” that is wild stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Huh there are really people out there calling Houston Intercontinental “Bush Airport,” that is wild stuff.
Hell yeah
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hell yeah
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Toyota Celica ass name
sorry for the twitter screenshots but I just learned that Bethany Mandel has a child named Altima and I needed to share this knowledge with everyone
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Toyota Celica ass name
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So are the Texas national guard still just chilling outside Joliet or
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So are the Texas national guard still just chilling outside Joliet or
I guess I just think all wives should try being aloof and see how they like it
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I guess I just think all wives should try being aloof and see how they like it
Okay this wins
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Okay this wins
I’m missing the Texas Book Festival again and I hate that for me
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m missing the Texas Book Festival again and I hate that for me
Like, on one hand we definitely already know all this and on the other it’s a clarifying and important read. This stuff bears repeating.
This is fucking brilliant, and you should read it: lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Like, on one hand we definitely already know all this and on the other it’s a clarifying and important read. This stuff bears repeating.
The only thing I like about this is it’s one way I can tell that he’s Sad.
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The only thing I like about this is it’s one way I can tell that he’s Sad.
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Okay hear me out. I’m reading that Mamdani’s talented artist wife Rama Duwaji designed his striking font and whole graphic identity. She was born in Houston. You know who else is from Houston? Yeah you do:
Also the Wes Anderson font!
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Okay hear me out. I’m reading that Mamdani’s talented artist wife Rama Duwaji designed his striking font and whole graphic identity. She was born in Houston. You know who else is from Houston? Yeah you do: