teemcp
@teemcp.bsky.social
Left coast Canadian.
I try not to be boring, sometimes I succeed.
I try not to be boring, sometimes I succeed.
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
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Reposting this…for reasons.
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposting this…for reasons.
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Timeline cleanse: I present a series of photos of irritated animals
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Timeline cleanse: I present a series of photos of irritated animals
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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"Do you like my LLM?"
I do not like it Sam Altman
I do not like your LLM
I would not like it here or there
I would not like it anywhere
I do not like you Sam Altman
I will not use your LLM
I will not use it in a car
I will not use it with a mouse
I will not use it in a tree
Sam Altman you let me be
I do not like it Sam Altman
I do not like your LLM
I would not like it here or there
I would not like it anywhere
I do not like you Sam Altman
I will not use your LLM
I will not use it in a car
I will not use it with a mouse
I will not use it in a tree
Sam Altman you let me be
October 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Do you like my LLM?"
I do not like it Sam Altman
I do not like your LLM
I would not like it here or there
I would not like it anywhere
I do not like you Sam Altman
I will not use your LLM
I will not use it in a car
I will not use it with a mouse
I will not use it in a tree
Sam Altman you let me be
I do not like it Sam Altman
I do not like your LLM
I would not like it here or there
I would not like it anywhere
I do not like you Sam Altman
I will not use your LLM
I will not use it in a car
I will not use it with a mouse
I will not use it in a tree
Sam Altman you let me be
Evidence that music school was not a waste of time and money: The leaf blower frequency is between B flat and B natural.
Also, fuck leaf blowers.
Hey, trees ! Hurry up and get naked.
Also, fuck leaf blowers.
Hey, trees ! Hurry up and get naked.
October 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Evidence that music school was not a waste of time and money: The leaf blower frequency is between B flat and B natural.
Also, fuck leaf blowers.
Hey, trees ! Hurry up and get naked.
Also, fuck leaf blowers.
Hey, trees ! Hurry up and get naked.
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This goes in my collection of top tier insults.
This goes in my collection of top tier insults.
He looks like a chicken nugget with no breading
October 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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This goes in my collection of top tier insults.
This goes in my collection of top tier insults.
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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
I also had an entirely adequate science education, and recommend rocks in your pockets. Just the average amount will do.
Also, if you're being raptured and have size 13 feet and good taste in footwear, leave your address in the comments.
Also, if you're being raptured and have size 13 feet and good taste in footwear, leave your address in the comments.
Rapture people! If you're afraid of flying up in the air too fast (maybe you're scared of heights idk) a parachute should also work fine to slow you down going in the opposite direction (up) as long as you're still in the atmosphere
source: i was ok at science in school
source: i was ok at science in school
September 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I also had an entirely adequate science education, and recommend rocks in your pockets. Just the average amount will do.
Also, if you're being raptured and have size 13 feet and good taste in footwear, leave your address in the comments.
Also, if you're being raptured and have size 13 feet and good taste in footwear, leave your address in the comments.
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Holy shit scorched earth motherfucker
September 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Holy shit scorched earth motherfucker
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With alt text:
September 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
With alt text:
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If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it:
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it:
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
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Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
August 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
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I'm all for transhumanism but gAI ain't it. Weakening our brains and ceding more control to megacorporations over our culture isn't augmenting us, it's diminishing us. All cyber, no punk.
August 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm all for transhumanism but gAI ain't it. Weakening our brains and ceding more control to megacorporations over our culture isn't augmenting us, it's diminishing us. All cyber, no punk.
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Historian suggests fighting a wildfire with a back burn.
August 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Historian suggests fighting a wildfire with a back burn.
For me, it's the Reply All people.
Every. Damn. Time.
Every. Damn. Time.
August 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
For me, it's the Reply All people.
Every. Damn. Time.
Every. Damn. Time.
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Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for motorists when they see a bike lane
July 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for motorists when they see a bike lane
There's no algorithm on Bluesky, but we do have themes. Or so it seems
July 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
There's no algorithm on Bluesky, but we do have themes. Or so it seems
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Talk about The Wire, Sopranos, Game of Thrones all you want, but the greatest US television program ever made is Sesame Street. It's not even close. 50+ years of treating kids across class, ethnicity, religion not as mini-consumers...but as citizens with a stake in this world.
July 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Talk about The Wire, Sopranos, Game of Thrones all you want, but the greatest US television program ever made is Sesame Street. It's not even close. 50+ years of treating kids across class, ethnicity, religion not as mini-consumers...but as citizens with a stake in this world.
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Superman didn’t “go woke.”
Star Wars didn’t “go woke.”
Sesame Street didn’t “go woke.”
They were always woke, you’re just fucking stupid.
Star Wars didn’t “go woke.”
Sesame Street didn’t “go woke.”
They were always woke, you’re just fucking stupid.
July 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Superman didn’t “go woke.”
Star Wars didn’t “go woke.”
Sesame Street didn’t “go woke.”
They were always woke, you’re just fucking stupid.
Star Wars didn’t “go woke.”
Sesame Street didn’t “go woke.”
They were always woke, you’re just fucking stupid.
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That last line hits hard
July 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
That last line hits hard
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I'm just the billionth person to say it, but we collectively seem to learn so very little, to understand so little of what we see, and forget what little we understand so quickly. Soul sick.
June 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm just the billionth person to say it, but we collectively seem to learn so very little, to understand so little of what we see, and forget what little we understand so quickly. Soul sick.