Splitcoil
@splitcoil.bsky.social
Luthier, writer, musician. Hearing impaired. The whole show at Crowfoot Electric Guitars. Currently writing & recording with Last Valley. Queer. He/him. San Diego, CA. This is my personal account. Opinions expressed here are mine alone. crowfootguitars.com
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Splitcoil
@splitcoil.bsky.social
· Jan 30
The arc of history bends toward fuck these guys
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Senator Menendez is sitting in his cell at Allenwood right now because he took a 1kg gold bar from the Egyptians, among other forms of “lobbying.”
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Senator Menendez is sitting in his cell at Allenwood right now because he took a 1kg gold bar from the Egyptians, among other forms of “lobbying.”
I think T’s golden tchotchkes on the mantle keep getting bigger, like every week they 3D print copies 5% bigger, just to fuck with us.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I think T’s golden tchotchkes on the mantle keep getting bigger, like every week they 3D print copies 5% bigger, just to fuck with us.
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Late 80s early 90s Hondas were perfect cars. Peak automobile. No notes.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Late 80s early 90s Hondas were perfect cars. Peak automobile. No notes.
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Gonna take a little bluesky break - seven apes have wrung my neck. I would love to keep posting but every time I open the app I am strangled by over half a dozen wild eyed apes. They broke my neck back and forth with their powerful small hairy hands.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Gonna take a little bluesky break - seven apes have wrung my neck. I would love to keep posting but every time I open the app I am strangled by over half a dozen wild eyed apes. They broke my neck back and forth with their powerful small hairy hands.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Flipping heck, Schulz
January 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Flipping heck, Schulz
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Idk who needs to hear this, but the less Islamophobic cops in NY, the better.
It's so telling where they want to transfer to.
Good riddance to xenophobic rubbish. 👋
It's so telling where they want to transfer to.
Good riddance to xenophobic rubbish. 👋
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but the less Islamophobic cops in NY, the better.
It's so telling where they want to transfer to.
Good riddance to xenophobic rubbish. 👋
It's so telling where they want to transfer to.
Good riddance to xenophobic rubbish. 👋
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2025 Binning of the Jacks. My guy was rotten when I carved him, daughter’s was fresh but now flexible. Adios, handsome dudes!
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
2025 Binning of the Jacks. My guy was rotten when I carved him, daughter’s was fresh but now flexible. Adios, handsome dudes!
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
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Remember remember the Fifth of November.
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Remember remember the Fifth of November.
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Given this and Trump's past comments about groceries (he calls the term "old-fashioned"), there is a legitimate, I'm-just-asking-this-as-a-factual-inquiry-purely-based-on-the-president's-own-rhetoric question to be asked:
Does President of the United States know what getting groceries, like…is?
Does President of the United States know what getting groceries, like…is?
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Given this and Trump's past comments about groceries (he calls the term "old-fashioned"), there is a legitimate, I'm-just-asking-this-as-a-factual-inquiry-purely-based-on-the-president's-own-rhetoric question to be asked:
Does President of the United States know what getting groceries, like…is?
Does President of the United States know what getting groceries, like…is?
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yes hahaha yes
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
yes hahaha yes
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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Phrase “Died in a cellar full of rats, died roaring” just popped into head. No reason.
Tom Baker, who played the fourth Doctor Who, was mistaken for his predecessor Jon Pertwee by a cab driver, who said the bloke who came after you was awful, what happened to him? Baker replied ‘Dead. Died in a cellar full of rats. Died roaring.’
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Phrase “Died in a cellar full of rats, died roaring” just popped into head. No reason.
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"Seven Brides for Seven Draculas“ is a million-dollar idea for a musical just sitting there
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"Seven Brides for Seven Draculas“ is a million-dollar idea for a musical just sitting there
Soon the owners will employ the rest of us in only two professions: farming and security. Some of us will be privileged enough to do both and we will drill in the fields with polearms, in preparation for the day when our owner clashes with another owner. It will be very futuristic in the best sense.
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Soon the owners will employ the rest of us in only two professions: farming and security. Some of us will be privileged enough to do both and we will drill in the fields with polearms, in preparation for the day when our owner clashes with another owner. It will be very futuristic in the best sense.
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Final art.
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#monstrosilist #goblin #ttrpg #stockart #bestiary #creaturedesign #bwart
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#monstrosilist #goblin #ttrpg #stockart #bestiary #creaturedesign #bwart
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Final art.
This is a November-exclusive post under subscription and it will be available only for purchase after December 1st.
www.patreon.com/posts/novemb...
#monstrosilist #goblin #ttrpg #stockart #bestiary #creaturedesign #bwart
This is a November-exclusive post under subscription and it will be available only for purchase after December 1st.
www.patreon.com/posts/novemb...
#monstrosilist #goblin #ttrpg #stockart #bestiary #creaturedesign #bwart
In my early 30s, I went through a period of traveling a lot for work. No smart phone back then of course, and not enough money for a personal laptop. Only a tiny mp3 player that held a few albums. I'd blow my per diem on magazines & disappear into them in shitty restaurants & hotels.
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In my early 30s, I went through a period of traveling a lot for work. No smart phone back then of course, and not enough money for a personal laptop. Only a tiny mp3 player that held a few albums. I'd blow my per diem on magazines & disappear into them in shitty restaurants & hotels.
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all the anti-mamdani hysteria seems to assume that we have had a long succession of Extremely Good Mayors in new york
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
all the anti-mamdani hysteria seems to assume that we have had a long succession of Extremely Good Mayors in new york
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Mulder was a poster
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Mulder was a poster
More fun stuff coming
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
More fun stuff coming