Splitcoil
@splitcoil.bsky.social
Luthier, writer, musician. Hearing impaired. The whole show at Crowfoot Electric Guitars. Currently writing & recording with Last Valley. Queer. He/him. San Diego, CA. This is my personal account. Opinions expressed here are mine alone. crowfootguitars.com
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Splitcoil
@splitcoil.bsky.social
· Jan 30
The arc of history bends toward fuck these guys
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1/Leaders are abducted/allies are threatened but pundits and governments are scratching their heads on what the US is doing. Danish PM on Greenland "It makes absolutely no sense". Why? Because actors using old IR models when we need a new lens. Enter neo-royalism.
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Denmark's PM urges Trump to 'stop the threats' of annexing Greenland
The prime minister of Denmark called on Trump to “stop the threats” of the U.S. annexing Greenland after renewed comments garnered international attention.
abcnews.go.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
1/Leaders are abducted/allies are threatened but pundits and governments are scratching their heads on what the US is doing. Danish PM on Greenland "It makes absolutely no sense". Why? Because actors using old IR models when we need a new lens. Enter neo-royalism.
abcnews.go.com/Internationa...
abcnews.go.com/Internationa...
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Just leaving your mom’s house.
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Just leaving your mom’s house.
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me playing with a monkey: is he visiting all the patients?
doctor who just got my test results: rest and enjoy the monkey
doctor who just got my test results: rest and enjoy the monkey
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
me playing with a monkey: is he visiting all the patients?
doctor who just got my test results: rest and enjoy the monkey
doctor who just got my test results: rest and enjoy the monkey
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January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
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For reasons unknown, Greaserama moved to a new location at a park next to the Missouri River last year. The light was flat and disgusting, so I switched to in-camera monochrome for most of this show.
Nikon Zf with adapted vintage glass SOOC JPEG
Nikon Zf with adapted vintage glass SOOC JPEG
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
For reasons unknown, Greaserama moved to a new location at a park next to the Missouri River last year. The light was flat and disgusting, so I switched to in-camera monochrome for most of this show.
Nikon Zf with adapted vintage glass SOOC JPEG
Nikon Zf with adapted vintage glass SOOC JPEG
That was briefly considered as an alternate title for SHOCK DOCTRINE
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
That was briefly considered as an alternate title for SHOCK DOCTRINE
Forever living in the jizz-soaked undies of right wing wet dreamers
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Forever living in the jizz-soaked undies of right wing wet dreamers
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I grew up IN THE 90s. We didn't have "Xbox" or "iPhones". I drank FROM THE HOSE. My body FILLED UP WITH WATER. I inflated LIKE A GIANT BALLOON. My family BEGGED ME TO STOP. I flew off into the air SPRAYING WATER EVERYWHERE. It was ON THE NEWS. God won't LET ME INTO HEAVEN NOW. Can I get a HECK YEAH?
July 9, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I grew up IN THE 90s. We didn't have "Xbox" or "iPhones". I drank FROM THE HOSE. My body FILLED UP WITH WATER. I inflated LIKE A GIANT BALLOON. My family BEGGED ME TO STOP. I flew off into the air SPRAYING WATER EVERYWHERE. It was ON THE NEWS. God won't LET ME INTO HEAVEN NOW. Can I get a HECK YEAH?
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My man looks like the mayor of a town that outlawed breakdancing
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
My man looks like the mayor of a town that outlawed breakdancing
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#3201 A whole year of naked bird ladies!
January 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
#3201 A whole year of naked bird ladies!
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From the author of Conjuring for Mollusks
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
From the author of Conjuring for Mollusks
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This was my most popular post of 2025 and also ever
December 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This was my most popular post of 2025 and also ever
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the onion has had many “please put down the lathe of heaven” moments but this one tops them all
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
the onion has had many “please put down the lathe of heaven” moments but this one tops them all
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
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Cecil Beaton portrait of Joan Crawford.
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Cecil Beaton portrait of Joan Crawford.
Alt text: gif of Keyser Soze’s gait shifting from limping to not limping
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Alt text: gif of Keyser Soze’s gait shifting from limping to not limping
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How I’m walking out of 2025
And a new fetish was born.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
And a new fetish was born.
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Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is the best Xmas song not just because it's good but it also sounds like something a mom would say as she throws the whole fucking ham in the garbage while having a nervous breakdown
December 19, 2023 at 6:03 AM
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas is the best Xmas song not just because it's good but it also sounds like something a mom would say as she throws the whole fucking ham in the garbage while having a nervous breakdown
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Perfect Welsh word—my love to all who share this feeling.
Hiraeth (HEE-reyeth)
(n.)
- An intense longing for a home you can’t return to, or that never was.
Used in a sentence:
“And evermore, deep in his small and ancient brest, there stirred a sorrow sharp as winter wind—a hiraeth for the numinous lands of Faerie that slipt into legend many ages agone.”
(n.)
- An intense longing for a home you can’t return to, or that never was.
Used in a sentence:
“And evermore, deep in his small and ancient brest, there stirred a sorrow sharp as winter wind—a hiraeth for the numinous lands of Faerie that slipt into legend many ages agone.”
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Perfect Welsh word—my love to all who share this feeling.
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Merry and happy, to those who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Merry and happy, to those who celebrate
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“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.”
-Noir Santa
-Noir Santa