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del. prev @dadvansss on twitter. 30s. PNW ↔️ MTL.
4/5 surprise poison bugs.
we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
4/5 surprise poison bugs.
we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
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i’m so sorry to my old Twitter hockey mutuals who are about to find out getting off Twitter last year did not make me gentle or kind, it made me worse actually, it made me stupid
eating fried chicken and wife pointed out we are also dressed like fried chicken
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
eating fried chicken and wife pointed out we are also dressed like fried chicken
last night I had a dream we found out how to time travel through a method called “grilled cheesing it,” where two points in time were the bread and we melted the time between the two like cheese. macarthur genius grant committee are you listening
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
last night I had a dream we found out how to time travel through a method called “grilled cheesing it,” where two points in time were the bread and we melted the time between the two like cheese. macarthur genius grant committee are you listening
Tyson Barrie on a world of wonder show, nature isn’t just healing it is thriving
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Tyson Barrie on a world of wonder show, nature isn’t just healing it is thriving
my favorite parts about the champs bar heated rivalry series rewatch last night:
1. the crowd cheering the loudest whenever the screen read MONTREAL
2. jacob tierney was there
1. the crowd cheering the loudest whenever the screen read MONTREAL
2. jacob tierney was there
December 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
my favorite parts about the champs bar heated rivalry series rewatch last night:
1. the crowd cheering the loudest whenever the screen read MONTREAL
2. jacob tierney was there
1. the crowd cheering the loudest whenever the screen read MONTREAL
2. jacob tierney was there
I would say come to the heated rivalry season rewatch at champs bar at 6pm but my wife and I literally had to murder bribe and steal the two seats we have and we got here 30 minutes ago
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I would say come to the heated rivalry season rewatch at champs bar at 6pm but my wife and I literally had to murder bribe and steal the two seats we have and we got here 30 minutes ago
American tax dollars: if you even look at PBS we will kill you
Canadian tax dollars: hey we made that gay pornographic hockey fever dream you’ve been having for the past decade into a tv show
Canadian tax dollars: hey we made that gay pornographic hockey fever dream you’ve been having for the past decade into a tv show
December 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
American tax dollars: if you even look at PBS we will kill you
Canadian tax dollars: hey we made that gay pornographic hockey fever dream you’ve been having for the past decade into a tv show
Canadian tax dollars: hey we made that gay pornographic hockey fever dream you’ve been having for the past decade into a tv show
every straight hockey guy with a podcast reviewing heated rivalry at the end of 2025
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
every straight hockey guy with a podcast reviewing heated rivalry at the end of 2025
refreshing hbomax until my fingers break or heated rivalry updates whichever happens first
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
refreshing hbomax until my fingers break or heated rivalry updates whichever happens first
see u other horny losers (affectionate) there!!!!
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
see u other horny losers (affectionate) there!!!!
we saw this coming two months ago and now it’s here. the best breakdown on journalism’s malignant tumor, bari weiss, is here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gieT...
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
we saw this coming two months ago and now it’s here. the best breakdown on journalism’s malignant tumor, bari weiss, is here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gieT...
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you know what heated rivalry has too much of? teeth. TOO MANY TEETH FOR HOCKEY. i need ilya hiding shane's teeth right before he has to leave for a photoshoot or something. erotic retainer shenanigans. i believe in us
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
you know what heated rivalry has too much of? teeth. TOO MANY TEETH FOR HOCKEY. i need ilya hiding shane's teeth right before he has to leave for a photoshoot or something. erotic retainer shenanigans. i believe in us
watching hockey drinking a Bloody Caesar at my Vancouver layover and they’re playing Avril Lavigne, if u cut me right now I would bleed maple
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
watching hockey drinking a Bloody Caesar at my Vancouver layover and they’re playing Avril Lavigne, if u cut me right now I would bleed maple
trying to read Tough Guy atm. love the concept of NHL hunk and his twinky boyfriend but I hate Fabian and his friend group so bad. you know these characters are supposed to be fun and quirky when IRL they are the kind of people that make queer groups insufferable.
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
trying to read Tough Guy atm. love the concept of NHL hunk and his twinky boyfriend but I hate Fabian and his friend group so bad. you know these characters are supposed to be fun and quirky when IRL they are the kind of people that make queer groups insufferable.
had a dream last night there was a bdsm training center where doms ran their subs thru kink obstacles like a show dog agility course
December 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
had a dream last night there was a bdsm training center where doms ran their subs thru kink obstacles like a show dog agility course
when i was in the first grade a girl in my class wrote a copy of "stellaluna" that she read during share and tell and i got so mad at how bad it was that i rewrote it with dinosaurs. i'm not gonna say that's exactly what being three books deep in the Game Changers series is bringing out of me, but
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
when i was in the first grade a girl in my class wrote a copy of "stellaluna" that she read during share and tell and i got so mad at how bad it was that i rewrote it with dinosaurs. i'm not gonna say that's exactly what being three books deep in the Game Changers series is bringing out of me, but
happy 100 years to dick van d-slur
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
happy 100 years to dick van d-slur
harrison browne in episode 4 of heated rivalry. if u even care.
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
harrison browne in episode 4 of heated rivalry. if u even care.
the never before seen face journeys im going on listening to the heated rivalry audiobook on my headphones while processing spreadsheets in the office
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the never before seen face journeys im going on listening to the heated rivalry audiobook on my headphones while processing spreadsheets in the office
Experiencing catastrophic car failure bad for personal and work life, good for if I ever have a character in fic have a car breakdown and need to describe it
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Experiencing catastrophic car failure bad for personal and work life, good for if I ever have a character in fic have a car breakdown and need to describe it
tfw ur car overheats for the second time in a month and u are stalled out on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck and cancelling all ur afternoon meetings
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
tfw ur car overheats for the second time in a month and u are stalled out on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck and cancelling all ur afternoon meetings
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We're firing a shot across the bow!
1000 Amazon workers have signed our Open Letter: AI hype is a distraction from its staggering costs.
And here's the letter if you haven't signed yet (Not just for Amazonians; we also love solidarity signatures): www.amazonclimatejustice.org
1000 Amazon workers have signed our Open Letter: AI hype is a distraction from its staggering costs.
And here's the letter if you haven't signed yet (Not just for Amazonians; we also love solidarity signatures): www.amazonclimatejustice.org
PR: AI hype is a distraction from its staggering costs, say 1000+ Amazon employees
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November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We're firing a shot across the bow!
1000 Amazon workers have signed our Open Letter: AI hype is a distraction from its staggering costs.
And here's the letter if you haven't signed yet (Not just for Amazonians; we also love solidarity signatures): www.amazonclimatejustice.org
1000 Amazon workers have signed our Open Letter: AI hype is a distraction from its staggering costs.
And here's the letter if you haven't signed yet (Not just for Amazonians; we also love solidarity signatures): www.amazonclimatejustice.org
updated my work slack status to set serious expectations with business partners
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
updated my work slack status to set serious expectations with business partners
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It is genuinely incredible to me how much evidence there is to support investing in the public good and how much animus there is to do this simple, effective thing.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It is genuinely incredible to me how much evidence there is to support investing in the public good and how much animus there is to do this simple, effective thing.
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🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
Unlocked the next tier of Being Old today by saying “bless your heart” to the Trader Joe’s cashier
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Unlocked the next tier of Being Old today by saying “bless your heart” to the Trader Joe’s cashier