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del. prev @dadvansss on twitter. 30s. PNW ↔️ MTL.
4/5 surprise poison bugs.
we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
4/5 surprise poison bugs.
we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
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i’m so sorry to my old Twitter hockey mutuals who are about to find out getting off Twitter last year did not make me gentle or kind, it made me worse actually, it made me stupid
MY WIFE MADE ME AN ERASERHEAD BABY LABUBU FOR VALENTINES DAY IM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE !!!!
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
MY WIFE MADE ME AN ERASERHEAD BABY LABUBU FOR VALENTINES DAY IM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE !!!!
huge life accomplishment and jumpscare when they mentioned my YouTube comment on the lonely island podcast this week
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
huge life accomplishment and jumpscare when they mentioned my YouTube comment on the lonely island podcast this week
me whenever they mention the figure skaters from georgia
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February 11, 2026 at 8:59 AM
me whenever they mention the figure skaters from georgia
when will there be a figure skater brave enough to do a routine to the theme of goncharov
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 AM
when will there be a figure skater brave enough to do a routine to the theme of goncharov
work will not let u work from home in inclement weather conditions but they will if there's a big fuckoff superbowl parade so thank u for once i guess seattle seahawks
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
work will not let u work from home in inclement weather conditions but they will if there's a big fuckoff superbowl parade so thank u for once i guess seattle seahawks
i love figure skating. "a disastrous twizzle." you said it, johnny.
February 10, 2026 at 6:50 AM
i love figure skating. "a disastrous twizzle." you said it, johnny.
I just want no one to have fun and both teams to lose ❤️
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I just want no one to have fun and both teams to lose ❤️
so far the olympic opening ceremony music sounds like the opening to 10th Kingdom
The 10th Kingdom TV Miniseries - Intro Opening Theme HD (Wishing on a Star)
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February 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
so far the olympic opening ceremony music sounds like the opening to 10th Kingdom
listening to shaun white talk reminds me that i used to think that steroids gave u a lisp because of 50 first dates
February 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
listening to shaun white talk reminds me that i used to think that steroids gave u a lisp because of 50 first dates
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i will not let my stupid little heart harden or give up on believing things can be good
September 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i will not let my stupid little heart harden or give up on believing things can be good
i've been saying this for some time, but the most important thing we as fandom can do to the english language right now is incorporate "sigma male" into omegaverse
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
i've been saying this for some time, but the most important thing we as fandom can do to the english language right now is incorporate "sigma male" into omegaverse
(wanting to watch the rich eat each other) time to write an extremely problematic The Terror AU
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
(wanting to watch the rich eat each other) time to write an extremely problematic The Terror AU
true story i thought smut was also a fun fandom term when i was 12 and its crazy to think my parents just ignored me when i loudly talked abt the porn i was reading on the internet with my friends
schmoop, whump, squick—the old fandom world was filled with such beautiful, autological words. let's bring them back, i want to see them prosper.
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
true story i thought smut was also a fun fandom term when i was 12 and its crazy to think my parents just ignored me when i loudly talked abt the porn i was reading on the internet with my friends
NOT CATHERINE O HARA IM DRIVING INTO THE GODDAMN SEA
January 30, 2026 at 7:07 PM
NOT CATHERINE O HARA IM DRIVING INTO THE GODDAMN SEA
work is laying off another 16k people again tomorrow i am SO tired
January 28, 2026 at 2:39 AM
work is laying off another 16k people again tomorrow i am SO tired
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A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
my toxic trait is that well into my 20s i thought atlantic city was in georgia
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
my toxic trait is that well into my 20s i thought atlantic city was in georgia
eating a bowl of kimchi rice and starting the pitt only to get hit with the maggot cast in the recap, we live and we learn every day on this beautiful earth
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
eating a bowl of kimchi rice and starting the pitt only to get hit with the maggot cast in the recap, we live and we learn every day on this beautiful earth
stuck in traffic next to a kenyan catering van do u think if I hold my Venmo up to the window they’ll hook me up with a tray of food from the back
January 23, 2026 at 12:24 AM
stuck in traffic next to a kenyan catering van do u think if I hold my Venmo up to the window they’ll hook me up with a tray of food from the back
going thru it* again
*have the earnest bridge from bo burnham's white woman's instagram stuck in my head
*have the earnest bridge from bo burnham's white woman's instagram stuck in my head
January 20, 2026 at 5:54 PM
going thru it* again
*have the earnest bridge from bo burnham's white woman's instagram stuck in my head
*have the earnest bridge from bo burnham's white woman's instagram stuck in my head
you guys i forgot to mention that i made it to the buzzfeed inner circle casting call list but they keep sending me shit for things i don't qualify for when all i really want to do is share my hateful aunt's potato salad recipe
January 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
you guys i forgot to mention that i made it to the buzzfeed inner circle casting call list but they keep sending me shit for things i don't qualify for when all i really want to do is share my hateful aunt's potato salad recipe
i think the smartest, funniest and most beautiful thing i can do working on a Friday is drink a bottle of wine and then write my performance self evaluation
January 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i think the smartest, funniest and most beautiful thing i can do working on a Friday is drink a bottle of wine and then write my performance self evaluation
an angel lives with us on earth and his name is scrambles
January 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
an angel lives with us on earth and his name is scrambles
Nick Brown I didn’t know your game can we hang out can we kiss I live in Tacoma can we get Korean bbq and hold hands
@atg.wa.gov Washington State Attorney General Nick Brown announced this week that he is suing the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services for forcing states to comply with transgender discrimination to receive federal funding.
January 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Nick Brown I didn’t know your game can we hang out can we kiss I live in Tacoma can we get Korean bbq and hold hands
having 9-1-1 and The Pitt new episodes on the same day is like huffing bathsalts in a gas station bathroom before going across the street to a black tie whiskey tasting event
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
having 9-1-1 and The Pitt new episodes on the same day is like huffing bathsalts in a gas station bathroom before going across the street to a black tie whiskey tasting event