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del. prev @dadvansss on twitter. 30s. PNW ↔️ MTL.
4/5 surprise poison bugs.
we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
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once again
bad mspaint drawing by and of allie brosh throwing confettin in front of a rainbow and smiling sun and sparkles that says MAYBE EVERYTHING ISN'T HOPELESS BULLSHIT
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Progressive W’s on the day Dick Cheney died got me feeling this way
schoolgirl from Cabin in the Woods holding an evil spirit turned into a frog saying “the evil is defeated”
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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text from wife that says “In real life paddington is REAL and he’s our son” My response that says “what could be truer than this”
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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how I’ll sleep at night after I kidnap the actor in the new paddington costume
Butters and Cartman from South Park. Cartman is dressed up as a robot named AWESOM-O to trick butters into believing he’s a real robot because butters has blackmail material on cartman he’s hiding in his room. Butters believes AWESOM-O is his new real robot friend and is snuggled up to him at night in the picture.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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11th inning vibes
a baseball with a smiley face that says "what are you gonna do with that big bat? gonna hit me? better make it count. better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot."
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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as always, the toronto sports fan experience
jake peralta pointing at a corgi and saying "do not blow this for us"
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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shohei ohtani
velma from scooby doo saying "you stop that"
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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being in the office when work announces 30k in layoffs starting tomorrow and u are one of 3 people on ur team that survived the last time they did this
James Franco with a noose around his neck turning to the man standing next to him in the gallows saying “first time?”
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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"Inflatable Costume Company CEO Unsure How Best to Further Civil Unrest, Ensure YOY Profits for Q4 in 2026"
A perplexed businessman sitting at a desk holding his head as if he has a migraine while staring at a report
October 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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you ever forget something and it itches at the back of your mind, so you google "who wrote 'what a strange, sad day it's been'" and get whammied back a whole decade
An old ask message from the blog site tumblr where an anonymous user writes "one time i met chris pine in a coffee shop in central pennsylvania (when he was filming that dumb runaway train movie!) and he was wearing hipster goggles and this nubby sweater and he was writing in his moleskine journal and when i approached him he had just written 'what a strange, sad day it's been.' i figured this was relevant to your interests."
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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me for 24 hours after every protest I’ve been at this year
Allie brosh surrounded by rainbows and sunshine and confetti saying “maybe everything isn’t hopeless bullshit”
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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survived tube up my butt now we feast
A picture of tiramisu
October 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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we've been waiting for official H1B guidance at work for two weeks and legal finally dropped a 3 page FAQ that might as well be this image over and over
man in a car saying "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared."
October 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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society where tylenol causes autism
picture of a futuristic utopian society with modern infrastructure and flying cars
September 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Edited achewood comic where roast beef now says “why did you send a check for $10000 to ETSY WITCHES” and ray smuckles says “I like their product I wanted em to have a little walkin around money”
September 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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A guy shrugging with the text “redacted”
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Itysl gif of little girl saying BYE HUN
September 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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fun fact when you have a rare name apparently other people will stop you to take a picture with you if they have the same name. shout out to Other Delaney for this picture
Two people named Delaney
September 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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me carefully picking each golden raisin out of my 11pm door dash curried rice order
A monkey picking bugs out of another monkey’s fur
August 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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oh fuck completely forgot to mention she made me a far side cowtools cake because she’s hilarious
A McCains chocolate cake with cow tools from the far side cartoon
August 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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every time I land in Montreal I’m thinking about this guy from a few years ago on my first flight here who I sat behind. wonder how he’s doin
Guy on phone in plane that landed in Montreal. He is texting on his phone which reads from an SO: “babe please tell me you did NOT get on a plane to Montreal this morning” and he is typing back “sorry babe could not change my flight call you later” Close up of the first text message for clarity.
August 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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the simpsons image of homer's work sign that originally said "don't forget you're here forever" with the letters covered by pictures of his daughter so it now reads "do it for her" except instead of his daughter it's pictures of laika
July 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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mourning two buck chuck. gen z will never know him.
Charles Shaw wine display at Trader Joe’s where bottles are 3.99 each
June 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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2. is this reddit post, which is the inspiration for this thread:
reddit post with title: "my (36f) husband (41m) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away" body of post: this one is really bizarre, and i'm sorry ahead of time. my husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. the topic about end of life plans came up, and i asked if he wanted to be buried. he didn't want that. nor did he want to be cremated. my husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. the rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. he then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. then he can "qatch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations"
June 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM