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Dave the Halls
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Anti-Fascist. Abolish ICE. Fight the good fight every moment. It's your only way. I read a lot of books and write a lot of code. I support trans rights, civil rights, and women's rights. He/him.
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
make a bond movie casual

modicum of ennui
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casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual

Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Today I scattered heirloom pepperbox poppy seeds in my flowerbeds. They were harvested from plants I can trace back at least 75 years to my Grandmother Will’s house in Leavenworth, Kan. Tradition says to plant the seed on Christmas Day. If they make it, I’ll have crimson and pink flowers in June.
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The Gingerbread Man is having dinner with his Gingerbread Family in his Gingerbread House. What are they having for dessert? Gingerbread, of course.
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I don't feel bad for him. I feel bad for us.
Neither the New York Times nor the Washington Post published stories about Trump writing 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day
You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.

Almost.
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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This is a great example not just of Nazism being normalized, but of being so removed from the consequences of Nazism that it becomes just a thought exercise. I mean, hey, 20 years ago this avowed antisemite couldn’t even have been part of polite society and look at him now!
Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis on Nick Fuentes running for president one day.

Rogan: “He could probably win in a few years. Listen, he couldn’t have existed before, right? Ten, twenty years ago, couldn’t have existed. Now, super popular. What’s twenty years from now look like?”
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Frankincense is a special kind of incense that smells like hot dogs.

If you burn some, nobody will mess with you.
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Today on Truth Social, Donald Trump wrote:

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum

Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein

MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists

and

Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
where my grinches at?
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Merry Catmas
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Christmas moose!
December 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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An old favourite for Christmas Eve and #WyrdWednesday.

According to a little practised Flemish superstition, you'll have the power to recognise witches if you go to an intersection on Christmas Eve with a black chicken on your head.

🎨Heather Murray
December 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The Velvet Fog, Ladies and Gentlemen
A couple years ago I made a cartoon of Mel Tormé's vocal solo from his version of Sleigh Ride, as I have been obsessed with it for decades. Here it is again!
December 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Gifts of the Tragi
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Merry Christmas, God Bless us All, Transgender for Everyone
December 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Treason for the Season
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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“While a distorted economy leads us to treat human beings as mere merchandise, God becomes like us, revealing the infinite dignity of every person,” — Pope Leo
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Getting thrown out of the Kroger for harassing the deli guy because he doesn't have any fresh Orc, doesn't even have Boars Head Maple smoked Orc
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Giving what we can has implemented a fun game where you spin a globe to see how your starting point in life would compare if you were reborn today, randomly somewhere on earth.

www.givingwhatwecan.org/birth-lottery
Birth Lottery
If you were reborn today, where would you land? And how would that change your life?
www.givingwhatwecan.org
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Happy fucking Christmas, lads. If we ever get another saviour born to bring peace and joy to the world, let's not nail that one to a cross.
December 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM