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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
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this is what every podcast i don’t already listen to looks like to me
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
this is what every podcast i don’t already listen to looks like to me
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
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The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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i bet this shit would feel crazy
September 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i bet this shit would feel crazy
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
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Filled with rage knowing that this would be illegal in New Jersey
July 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Filled with rage knowing that this would be illegal in New Jersey
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The look of relief/camaraderie when you tell them the line isn’t too bad; it moves pretty quick
July 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The look of relief/camaraderie when you tell them the line isn’t too bad; it moves pretty quick
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I love it when my disciples master the forms and techniques of my martial arts. I hate it when they leave the dojo before I tell them about Honor
July 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I love it when my disciples master the forms and techniques of my martial arts. I hate it when they leave the dojo before I tell them about Honor
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Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
July 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
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I hate my cheugy butler. I give him the day off and he goes to a P!nk concert. C'mon man.
May 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I hate my cheugy butler. I give him the day off and he goes to a P!nk concert. C'mon man.
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those ladies shampoo commercials they used to have where a hunk would wash a ladies hair outside on a veranda using a pitcher of water to rinse it out gave me anxiety. you know that hunk would have to stop and go inside and fill that thing up again
June 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
those ladies shampoo commercials they used to have where a hunk would wash a ladies hair outside on a veranda using a pitcher of water to rinse it out gave me anxiety. you know that hunk would have to stop and go inside and fill that thing up again
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I'm not setting up a tripwire around my camp site to catch the Predator. Just kill me
June 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm not setting up a tripwire around my camp site to catch the Predator. Just kill me
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Every morning I get up, jump into my biplane, and chase a panicking Big Bird outta my cornfield.
January 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Every morning I get up, jump into my biplane, and chase a panicking Big Bird outta my cornfield.
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final bracket of the wife guy championships. my opponent enters the ring, but i am nowhere to be found. where am i? i am away, tending to my wife. i am declared champion.
May 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
final bracket of the wife guy championships. my opponent enters the ring, but i am nowhere to be found. where am i? i am away, tending to my wife. i am declared champion.
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there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
May 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
May 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
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Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter
May 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter
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my dog is sleeping so im whispering "eating a big bone" over aand over so he'll have good dreams
May 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
my dog is sleeping so im whispering "eating a big bone" over aand over so he'll have good dreams