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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · Oct 21
oh yeah i can post video
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decorative bottles of vinegar infused vegetables and olives leather strap harness (extra large ring)
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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the most coveted object is the golden trophy. the second most is gemstone.
January 30, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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torture tutorial

top ten torture tips for beginners

torture supply store near me

diy torture tricks that won’t break the bank
January 24, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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A plain yellow room with a door. A pink dinosaur talks to a figure with a blue body and a head that looks like a drawing of a ghost. A dialog box says “I DO NOT LIKE THE WAR.”
June 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Bootleg Simpsons merchandise could be making you or your family very sick
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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You have no obligation to match the tone that marketing materials used to describe old media. Instead of "Sonic and Tails battle across Angel Island to once more defeat the nefarious Doctor Robotnik," try "We live in a fallen world. But I am soothed when animal boys traverse the colorful maze."
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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six months in the illinois burbs report: haven’t seen a single tran in the wild (bad) but there’s also this (good)
photo of three squirrels all rooting around in 3 different pots. in the distance, a fourth squirrel keeps watch perched upon an empty topiary frame
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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in 2016 i was outside one night in chicago and heard screaming coming from every building around me, followed by people pouring out of every building into the street, still screaming. that’s how i found out the cubs won the series and i assume it will be how i find out that The Cool Event happened.
May 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Looks like a glossy magazine scan. Left side is a watercolor illustration of Appleman walking along a colorful path. On the right is a game screenshot of Appleman standing in an empty room, with an ingame Textbox that says NOTHING HERE.
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Looks like a pamphlet scan of a monochrome blue game screenshot. A little apple man in a room with 2 clocks and an empty throne. In game text says “Looks like no one’s here.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Looks like scan of a grainy pamphlet with a video game screenshot. The shot depicts a room that is empty except for an open box, a bare lightbulb, and a manacle chained to the wall. A pop up over the box says NOTHING. In the lower left is a portrait of the apple man’s face. Text below the screenshot: Whatever you thought was going to happen is cancelled and… the text continues but is cut off by the crop
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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grayscale newsprint looking comic panel (first of four) triangle shaped character and Diamond shaped character are in a grassy field. Dead trees are nearby. A white road connects to a white building with a black roof. The front of the building as a capital letter M and a skull painted on it Triangle says: A MAN BORN TO KILL PROBABLY LIVES IN THE MORGUE Diamond says: HE WILL WANT TO BE NEAR DEAD BODIES triangle and Diamond are in a long white hallway that stretches to a distant vanishing point. There are no doors or other features except for two rectangular arches bracing the hall. The nearest one has the word Death inscribed on it in large letters. Triangle says: HE’S RIGHT DOWN THIS HALLWAY, I BET Diamond says: LET’S GO! This page is entirely black except for triangle and their word balooon. Triangle says: ISN’T IT FUN TO IMAGINE WHAT MIGHT BE AT THE HALLWAY’S END? Another page that is solid black, except for a white stamp in the middle. The upper left box on the stamp contains a circular face with skull like feathers. Below it is a rectangular box containing concentric rectangles. The right side contains a drawing of triangle character saying: I WONDER WHERE I AM!!
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Mister Food @TheFineDiner74

There is but one joy in this life greater than dining… 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨!
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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looks like a photo of a crt screen. Displays a drawing that looks like a weird game. The upper left square is a white room with a door in the wall. A woman and a man with a triangular head are walking towards the door. The upper right square contains concentric squares. In the center is a black square with a drawing of a white hand in it. In the lower left is a white infinity symbol, or a mask for glaring eyes. It is ambiguous. The lower right square is a white box containing writing that says: “this way.”
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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A page that looks like a scan from an old game magazine. A circular graphic contains a watercolor illustration of an enthusiastic wormlike dinosaur thing with a smiling yellow star and a worried looking blue diamond. A box in the lower half contains an illustration of a treasure box with a funny face, decorated with white crosses. In front of it are a green potion, a gold coin, and a silver key. There are also 2 game screenshots. One is of a title screen, featuring the dinosaur like worm, and one is of the same character standing in a little stonework house before a blue spheroid face, which is speaking. The text on the page is one continuous statement and does not relate to the images. It says: Header: Wondering how young I’ll die. Featured text, next to round illustration: We now take it as granted that the western empires will collapse. Title screen screenshot: In a real sense, it has already happened. House and dialog screenshot: we were born into a dead world. Text below screenshots: and now decay begins. We, having prepared all our lives for a future that can never arrive, feel lost. We must go on living. But what will life be, and how long can it last? America has become a nation of endless plagues
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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re: horses discourse
some guy: And all of those stores likely weren’t sent an early build of the game that contained content that may have been borderline or outright illegal in many territories. my beautiful wife: jump to around 8:50 in this video from South Park: The Stick of Truth, available now on steam (link to video) that guy again: The child isn’t an active participant in the sexual acts, its background and incidental, where the scene described in horses seemed to imply direct participation. my radiant wife, shimmering with violence: jump to about 10:15 in this scene from South Park: The Stick of Truth, available now on steam (link to same video)
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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A picture that looks like a scuffed up printed page. An image is bordered by yellow me black lines. Inside is a game sceeenshot: a plain room containing a weird smiley face character and a solid black character extending an arm towards it. An italicized caption under it says: Garden2’s hi-rez graphics mode is stunning.
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Single panel comic that looks kinda like it’s on newsprint. Triangle shaped character talks to Diamond shaped character, saying: “He said he was born to kill. That it’s all his hands were made for.”
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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[replying to a dead guy’s last post] i misread “goodbye forever” as “goodbye fart haver”
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A 4 panel grayscale comic strip In the upper margin is the title “Concrete Beach” on the left and a stylized crown logo on the right. Panel 1: narration: Got off work at the Cigarette King Image: a squat 1960s style grocery store with a brick and concrete facade. Illustrated advertisements for “Ribeye” and cigarettes are drawn on the windows. A shopping cart is in the middle of the empty parking lot. There are palm trees rising behind the building and a palm frond on the ground Panel 2: narration: Can’t drive into the ocean (long line) Image: the ocean stretches to the horizon. A long pier stretches into the ocean. A line of cars are waiting their turn to drive of it. One is splashing into the water, nose first. Panel 3: narration: There is a place 24 hrs You are welcome Image: power lines run behind a squat building with dark windows and a dark roof. There is a fish logo over the door. A large round sign on a pole says “Captain’s Table.” There is an image of an anchor in the center of the sign. Panel 4: narration : A butterflied fish reveals a secret face. Image: POV sitting at a booth in a restaurant. The walls ads wood paneled. There are condiments on the table, and a knife and fork. There is a plate on the table containing a fish meal. The fish is split down the middle. The split dish has strange eyes and a small mouth inside it, as if it was a human face. A speech balloon is coming from the fish, but the balloon only says “speaking” in parentheses. We do not know what the fish is saying.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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follow us at @telodendron.bsky.social for comics and …
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Grayscale drawing of Cell’s ship flying in space at night. It’s Diamond shaped with a black triangle for a view winds and two hand like bits hovering at its sides. Below it stretches the gray, streetlit ribbon of the Dendroid highway, fixed in place by vague means (various support structures appear in silhouette.) A ringed planet is visible in then distance. A little bean-shaped car drives on the highway, illuminating it with its headlights. Text at the top of the page says: Night Drivin’
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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dendroid highway 8
A grayscale comic page Depicts Cell’s Diamond shaped ship splitting bits off its side, which flip adoond to become stubby, floating mechanical hands. A figure on video in the upper right, identified as CCC, says “Cell, the client’s waitin’.” A text box says: The combat of space is fast and deadly. At the end of the transformation, Cell’s ship is approached by a sphere shaped craft with a weird, plain face and little arms carrying pistols of some kind. A caption under it reads “Burglar Class” A more fully rendered panel at the bottom of the page depicts Cell’s ship, in the dark of space, physically holding off one burglar class ship with one hand while the other hand blasts a second burglar class ship with a projectile emitted from its palm.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Cell in cool cloven hoofed space armor against an abstract background next to a little white spherical person with a blank expression and red boots
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM