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nattie winters
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · Oct 21
oh yeah i can post video
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winterk.bsky.social
TIL that Paul McCartney wrote an original song for Ace Ventura 3 but then Ace Ventura 3 was cancelled so McCartney killed himself
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
utilitylimb.bsky.social
i want to see the democratic party dissolve in my lifetime [finger on monkey’s paw curls]
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
Dendroid Highway 6
4 panel grayscale comic. Panel 1: Close up of Cell’s armored hand holding an ordinary set of keys. She presses a button on a black fob, which emits a chirpy “BE-BO” Panel 2: A previously unseen door in the ship unfolds itself, revealing an entrance ramp and tunnel with a pneumatic PSSSH. Panel 3: Cell, climbing the ramp and entering the tunnel, glances back at the brutal and alien structure behind her. Panel 4: Close on cell. The structure is reflected in her visor. “Cool guys,” she says.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
dendroid highway 5
4 panel black and white comic Panel 1: Cell, wearing armor, uses her suit’s flashlight to see while ascending a large, dark stairwell. Some kind of cube-headed lizard crawls on the wall. A tentacled jelly sits on a step above. Panel 2: A dark chamber with carved monster faces over a big mechanical door. Light pours into the room as Cell opens it, using an adjacent panel, and the doors slide open with a KSSsH of escaping air. A rocky landscape and the black sky of space are visible beyond, as is a diamond shaped spaceship. Panel 3: Cell, now outside, glances around as she walks to the ship. Panel 4: Cell has stopped in the ship’s shadow. She retrieves something from an unseen pocket.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
Diamond and triangle are in a plain room with a black door. There is a circular symbol on the door. Diamond says: I found a dead body but I will not tell you where. Triangle says: Tell me… The two smile in silence The two smile in silence
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
black and white comic panel a triangle shaped person stands before a door in a long hallway. a strange portrait is on the wall. triangle says: I will search the story the storage interior is a plain rectangle drawn in no perspective. darkness fills the rest of the frame. the top of the rectangle says STORAGE. there are five items inside: a claw hammer, a length of coiled rope, a saw, a baseball, and a jug of some liquid triangle says: The storage is full of tools and equipment. triangle stands still in the same space. a pensive look is on their face. triangle is now mid-exit from the storage, disappearing into the darkness. they say: Time to leave.
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
A black and white panel. A triangle shaped person and diamond shaped person in a bare room. Triangle: speaking a dialog window with a drop shadow titled wild mushroom. It contains a list of three mushrooms with illustrations and captions. Mushroom 1: Looks like button mushroom. Description: “It’s round.” Mushroom 2: a chanterelle maybe. Description: “The gentle delicious one.” Mushroom 3: something lumpy. Is this a truffle? I don’t know. Description: “Get wild.” In response, Diamond character says: Oh?
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
dendroid highway 4
A black and white comic The first two panels, as on the prior page, are framed by lumpy cables which sprout from the talking skull Panel 1: Skull, narrating: All the wandering ones, like curious children, are my company. In the illustration, a dog with a pyramid head is lying in a rocky chamber, in front of a high tech circular door. Pipes and cables connect to the door from somewhere off panel. Panel 2: Skull, narrating: Their brief lives are pieces of my own. In the panel, a spiky turtle thing eats a carrot on a floating platform over a deep rocky shaft, which contains other floating platforms. Panel 3: Back to the scene of the armored figure, Cell, sitting opposite the Skull, which is set into the wall. Cell: That’s really nice. Skull: Yes. Panel 4: Cell rises from the floor. Cell: Well, I should probably go. Skull: as you will. Panel 5: Cell turns as she’s exiting. Cell: Some guys paid me to scope this place out. Probably looters. Can you take care of yourself if they swing by? Panel 6: Close on the Skull. Skull: They would be devoured.
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
dendroid highway 3
A grayscale comic framed by lumpy wires connected to copies of the talking skull from the previous comic. Panel 1: A dark trapezoidal fortress on an asteroid chunk in space. Pipes and shit stick out from the bottom of the asteroid. Talking skull (narrating): Creators of structure are long gone. I remain in its system and observe its inhabitants. Panel 2: close on centipede thing with a pyramid growing out of its head. it crawls and drools on a carved stone octagonal face. A huge open shaft stretches out behind it. Narration: “Crawlers…” Panel 3: A thing like a six legged turkey carcass with a square mouth hole climbs a spire in a dark, spire-filled place. Another thing like it can also be seen climbing in the background. Narration: “Climbers…” Panel 4: A thing with a hexagonal body, two thick legs, and some kind of sensory arm walks through a cavern. Jutting from the hexagon is an elephantine face, with trunk. Narration: “Trundlers…” Panel 5: A four winged flying bug swoops though the dark. Boxy structures can be seen on the ground and hanging from somewhere far above. The bug’s thin beak is open, revealing a tongue and a set of humanlike teeth. Narration: “Fliers…”
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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winterk.bsky.social
a 4 panel comic Panel 1: Uppy, a shorthair dog girl in black pants and a black triangle bra rants enthusiastically to the reader. silhouettes of big anal toys appear in the background. She says: My next game is strobing fuck-core, like pure eroguro trash drowned in girlcum in a megastructure built on anal technology. Panel 2: Uppy, still happily ranting: Think Princess Maker 2 meets Blame meets Fear and Hunger smothered by girlcock in a post-Neo-Soviet future. Sketchy screenshots in the background: a dialog box that says "Dismember? Yes/No" (the selection indicator is a heart. A fat figure in a similar triangle bra, belly out, in goggles and a gasmask and a cloak in front of a big cyber hammer and sickle monument. A screenshot that just says "initiate pussy crisis." Panel 3: Uppy frozen, eyes blank, as a hand from off-panel clicks a dog training clicker. Uppy says: We're doing scent packs through Patreon. You need to SMELL it. We're— The offscreen girlfriend says: Uppy, NO. You're supposed to be cleaning my room. In the background is a sketch of a bedroom screen with sex toys, trash, clothes, and a sad looking blahaj. Panel 4: Uppy, frozen and drooling, appears on a monitor in a YouTube window. The video is titled FUCK GAME. One of those little YouTube plaques is next to the monitor. In the foreground, Donald Kong, a little bald guy in a hoodie, shrugs smugly. He says: Well, good luck selling any of that online. Viable indies stick to the tried and true principles of Mario.
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
utilitylimb.bsky.social
the only medication we’ve invented to stop you from being suicidal 24/7 makes it so all your dreams are about hyper-violent black lodge spirits murdering you and everyone you love and also you can’t nut anymore. we’re definitely about to live on mars btw.
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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winterk.bsky.social
a 4-quadrant black and white comic. not exactly 4 panels but it's read top left to top right then bottom left to bottom right. 1st quadrant: a messy approximation of zombie and ghost filled Threed from Mother 2. narration: Replaying Mother 2 at bedtime. 2nd quadrant: Narration: Thinking about the little rituals that recur in this kind of game. To the right, a little illustration of Ness walking towards a drugstore with a text box that says GO TO SHOP. below, three Mother 2-style text boxes that say "PRESS BUTTON," "D-PAD DOWN, D-PAD DOWN" and "PRESS BUTTON" (again.) 3rd quadrant: Narration: The lulling rhythms of comforting repetition. This gives over little sketches depicting combat against a dog, master belch, and a row of fobbies. 4th quadrant: Narration: And how much of a game can be an abstract activity that somehow feels like a part of a story. This final text box is surrounded by sketches of a big killer mole boss, a mad duck enemy, and a putrid moldyman (the garbage guy coming out of a trash can.)
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
A black and white comic Panel 1: darkness Panel 2: An armored figure (Cell,) sits by a big skull set into an alcove. The skull is connected to wires and surrounded by vaguely technological things. A bottle, resembling a liquor bottle, sits against the wall, and some of the liquid drips from the skull’s mouth. Cell says: You do ok down here? Panel 3: Close up on the skull. It says: I run throughout the entire structure. This is one of my nodes. In a sense I am not here, but everywhere. My biological components are self-sustaining. And I have never known boredom. Panel 4: Back to Cell sitting across from the skull. The skull says: If that’s what you’re wondering. Panel 5: Close up on Cell, nodding. Cell says: Glad to hear that. I know these situations can be rough. Panel 6: Back to the wider shot. The skull says: Oh, I know. Panel 7: The skull says: You and I are blessed.
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
utilitylimb.bsky.social
just wait until the game is done to check the scores. way less stressful, and no chance of accidentally supporting a losing team.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
utilitylimb.bsky.social
diptych
someone quote dunking me by saying “i love the words libertarian and fascist next to each other. i love when language loses meaning.” below that is the top of the same person’s post saying “i really need to go back to my social media feed looking like this” but the rest of it is cut off the cut off post from the previous image revealed to be a quote rt of a post reading “perfect fining device “ with some insanely tacky anime porn
November 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
A black and white comic Panel 1: An armored figure, Cell, shines a wrist mounted light down a strange corridor. The environs are a mix of organic rock and sci fi tech Cell says: This place goes on and on Panel 2: The beam of light begins to pass over a large spiky spider Panel 3: The Beam settles on the spider. Panel 4: Hold on the illuminated spider. Cell, off panel, says: More of these spider guys. Panel 5:Cell has sat down next to the spider. She says: What’s up? Panel 6: Close up on the spider, face. It has many eyes and a mouthful of human like teeth. Cell, off panel, says: You’ve got human-like teeth, huh? Panel 7: Cell is startled as a large carved skull in an alcove behind her speaks. It says: They are innocent babes, the little scurriers. Cell says: You talk! Panel 8: Cell offers the giant skull a bottle of dark liquid. She says: Want some of this? The skull says Yes.
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
utilitylimb.bsky.social
i don’t dunk on brianna wu because i can’t possibly humiliate brianna wu at the level brianna wu can
November 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
utilitylimb.bsky.social
i’m a thin-skinned libertarian cryptofascist who melts down at the slightest whiff of criticism from the user base of my website. time to add a ‘dislike post’ button and take a big sip of coffee,
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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winterk.bsky.social
4 panel comic Panel 1: bald guy in hoodie holds an orb containing a depiction of Mario game. He says: Halo is a bullshit game. Mario is a real game. Panel 2: He says: Army man is a fake game type. He has disdainfully closed his eyes. A monitor displays a FPS game with rifle trained on a hospital. Onscreen text says SHOOT THAT HOSPITAL, SOLDIER Panel 3: The person opens one eye to peek at an incoming comment from VAEVICTIS, who has a punisher skull avatar. The comment reads: Incorrect. Army man games teach 1: importance of shooting 2: importance of army man 3: submission to army man authority 4: importance of army authority Panel 4: the little bald gamer smiles and sighs. He says: I’m sorry, but you don’t know how to walljump. You don’t collect colorful object. You’re a fake gamer and your dad is slowly murdering you. In an insert illustration an army man labeled YOUR DAD is feeding a spoonful labeled DEATH POISON to a guy in a propeller beanie
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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winterk.bsky.social
Chotiner: I'm going to eat you...

Victim: Aaaahhh!!

Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....

Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!

Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...

Victim: No! NO!
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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No reason to ruin a guy’s life over one little mistake. Plus, the man is grieving his daughter, give Leland Palmer a break.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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to capital’s credit, capital is doing a great job turning people against capital
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
utilitylimb.bsky.social
The last time an American reached the top of the Billboard charts was in 1993 with the release of “I’m The Baby (Gotta Love Me),” which spent 572 weeks at #1 before being banned by Clear Channel in the wake of the Iraq War.
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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winterk.bsky.social
this was the scene just moments ago. the pumpkin zone is now disputed territory.
little squirrel eating a tiny torn open pumpkin little squirrel with its eyes closed really getting its whole face in the pumpkin
October 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
utilitylimb.bsky.social
leftists want you to believe that everyone with a nazi tattoo is a nazi, but the truth is more complicated than that: everyone who doesn’t mind a nazi tattoo is also a nazi
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM