Aaron Hamer
@syvelior.bsky.social
Black Lives Matter, Trans Lives Matter.
Recovering academic, talker to cats, too much of a coward to use the best LinkedIn headline. Riot, Amazon, Wizards, Edinburgh, Hawaii, etc. he/him
Recovering academic, talker to cats, too much of a coward to use the best LinkedIn headline. Riot, Amazon, Wizards, Edinburgh, Hawaii, etc. he/him
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Absolutely fitting coda to the whole Epstein horror show is that the brave testimony of dozens of women could not be credited and we need the emails of men to deem it credible.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Absolutely fitting coda to the whole Epstein horror show is that the brave testimony of dozens of women could not be credited and we need the emails of men to deem it credible.
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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Glad to see that gamers are standing up against paying money for AI-generated nonsense.
If you’ve bought Black Ops 7 on Steam, here’s how to get your money back:
If you’ve bought Black Ops 7 on Steam, here’s how to get your money back:
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Glad to see that gamers are standing up against paying money for AI-generated nonsense.
If you’ve bought Black Ops 7 on Steam, here’s how to get your money back:
If you’ve bought Black Ops 7 on Steam, here’s how to get your money back:
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Spent too much time on this just now, but it's clear ol' Jeff and Noam were pretty good friends and they spent a bunch of time visiting with each other well into 2019 👀
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Epstein Document Search
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November 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Spent too much time on this just now, but it's clear ol' Jeff and Noam were pretty good friends and they spent a bunch of time visiting with each other well into 2019 👀
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splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
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have you ever thought about how the sexual dimorphism of modern disney characters has perfectly paralleled the sexual dimorphism of the proboscis monkey. i cannot stop thinking about it.
October 5, 2023 at 3:09 PM
have you ever thought about how the sexual dimorphism of modern disney characters has perfectly paralleled the sexual dimorphism of the proboscis monkey. i cannot stop thinking about it.
Ok what if we make vaccines that get people high
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ok what if we make vaccines that get people high
Celebrated one of my favorite holidays by spending $50 on discounted Halloween candy
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Celebrated one of my favorite holidays by spending $50 on discounted Halloween candy
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really satisfying to look at a dog and go “dog”. babies tore with that one
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
really satisfying to look at a dog and go “dog”. babies tore with that one
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I’m prepared to suggest an alternative that will allow him to keep the initials “PA.”
BREAKING: Prince Andrew will officially lose the title of 'prince' and vacate the Royal Lodge mansion
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m prepared to suggest an alternative that will allow him to keep the initials “PA.”
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he knows this is a lie, and he is telling it as an act of dominance
this is evil
He’s still repeating that lie. Video link in replies.
October 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
he knows this is a lie, and he is telling it as an act of dominance
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what i really like about how this is written is that it starts off feeling VERY cosmo in tone and style, and then launches straight into completely deranged anecdotes www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
One app, 60 men, 26 dates: my adventures in alt-right dating
There’s no question that we’re living — and looking for love — in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?
www.cosmopolitan.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
what i really like about how this is written is that it starts off feeling VERY cosmo in tone and style, and then launches straight into completely deranged anecdotes www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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sports gambling is like generative AI insofar as I haven't done and won't do either but they're both shoved in your face 24/7 and it's not hard to understand why so many people succumb
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/o...
Crazy article:
"The friends I used to play video games with now fire off parlays before lunch, during the afternoon games and when they’re struggling to go to bed. They’ll gamble on almost everything: Sunday football, Korean baseball, Lithuanian table tennis."
Crazy article:
"The friends I used to play video games with now fire off parlays before lunch, during the afternoon games and when they’re struggling to go to bed. They’ll gamble on almost everything: Sunday football, Korean baseball, Lithuanian table tennis."
Opinion | Gambling Is Killing Sports and Consuming America
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
sports gambling is like generative AI insofar as I haven't done and won't do either but they're both shoved in your face 24/7 and it's not hard to understand why so many people succumb
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Wrong but thank you, hamburger with eyes
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wrong but thank you, hamburger with eyes
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Some more NYT Opinions as Culture ship names, cont
* ROU The Rot Creeping Into Our Minds
* ROU The Rot Creeping Into Our Minds
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Some more NYT Opinions as Culture ship names, cont
* ROU The Rot Creeping Into Our Minds
* ROU The Rot Creeping Into Our Minds
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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you know what fair
October 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
you know what fair
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The game is out NOW on Steam!! Please share your support! store.steampowered.com/app/3067160/...
This Be Mutiny on Steam
You and your crew of swashbuckling pirates are on an epic treasure hunt! Until it devolves into mutiny. But if you can survive the backstabbings and betrayals, the treasure will be all yours!!!
store.steampowered.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The game is out NOW on Steam!! Please share your support! store.steampowered.com/app/3067160/...
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The tank's role is to draw aggro
October 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The tank's role is to draw aggro
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The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.
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I am fascinated by how ubi has welded the aesthetics of politics in its games and marketing for decades, but always been profoundly cowardly about engaging with them. Political aspartame.
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan
Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke
www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke
www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
October 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I am fascinated by how ubi has welded the aesthetics of politics in its games and marketing for decades, but always been profoundly cowardly about engaging with them. Political aspartame.
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An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.