ouinne
@ouinne.bsky.social
I have dogs. More accurately my dogs have a human valet, if you do not want 40 million pictures of dogs this is not a feed for you.
I also like wandering around looking at trees.
I’m not here to argue, debate club clowns get blocks.
She/her
I also like wandering around looking at trees.
I’m not here to argue, debate club clowns get blocks.
She/her
CRIMINAL VAGRANTS DETECTED BY HEROIC LOCAL HOUNDS
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
CRIMINAL VAGRANTS DETECTED BY HEROIC LOCAL HOUNDS
When will air thar doesn’t reek of painfully noxious greyhound flatulence return from the war. 😰
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
When will air thar doesn’t reek of painfully noxious greyhound flatulence return from the war. 😰
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Nov 10, 1975 9:03pm: Reaching safe harbor at Whitefish Bay after many attempts to contact Fitzgerald, the Anderson reports Fitzgerald missing. The Coast Guard, with no available ships, asks Captain Cooper to go back into the storm and search for her. He agrees and is joined by SS William Clay Ford.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Nov 10, 1975 9:03pm: Reaching safe harbor at Whitefish Bay after many attempts to contact Fitzgerald, the Anderson reports Fitzgerald missing. The Coast Guard, with no available ships, asks Captain Cooper to go back into the storm and search for her. He agrees and is joined by SS William Clay Ford.
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not a babby, but Jaz is the most mellow girl who is blissful AF if she’s under another cat or wedged into the smallest of comfy blanket spots. she’d have a weighted blanket w/her at all times if she were hooman
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
not a babby, but Jaz is the most mellow girl who is blissful AF if she’s under another cat or wedged into the smallest of comfy blanket spots. she’d have a weighted blanket w/her at all times if she were hooman
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Unfortunately my baby is a bit of an outlier b/c I sing to them all the time
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Unfortunately my baby is a bit of an outlier b/c I sing to them all the time
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this meeting could have been me hitting you with my car
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
this meeting could have been me hitting you with my car
Y’all know my heart belong to hound but there is no doubting that babby cattes are very good as well.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Y’all know my heart belong to hound but there is no doubting that babby cattes are very good as well.
Timeline cleanse with tiny keecats
This is an UNDERSTATEMENT
(real rescue heads know)
(real rescue heads know)
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Timeline cleanse with tiny keecats
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"I've gone ahead and notified Nyarlathotep's hierophants that we'll give them everything they asked for, and will also throw in a few sacrificial firstborn children for the inconvenience."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
We’ve Defied President Nyarlathotep’s Psychic Siege Long Enough
Well, everyone, it was a valiant and brave endeavor. We refused to capitulate during the Dread Lord Nyarlathotep’s nationwide psychic siege for ove...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"I've gone ahead and notified Nyarlathotep's hierophants that we'll give them everything they asked for, and will also throw in a few sacrificial firstborn children for the inconvenience."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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*Women receive substantially lower "potential" ratings despite receiving higher performance ratings
*Differences in potential ratings account for half of the gender promotion gap
*Women’s lower potential ratings do not reflect future performance: women subsequently outperform male colleagues
*Differences in potential ratings account for half of the gender promotion gap
*Women’s lower potential ratings do not reflect future performance: women subsequently outperform male colleagues
Forthcoming in the AER: "“Potential” and the Gender Promotion Gap" by Alan Benson, Danielle Li, and Kelly Shue. www.aeaweb.org/articles?id=...
“Potential” and the Gender Promotion Gap
(Forthcoming Article) - We show that subjective assessments of employee “potential” contribute to gender gaps
in promotion and pay. Using data on 29,809 management-track employees from a
large retail ...
www.aeaweb.org
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
*Women receive substantially lower "potential" ratings despite receiving higher performance ratings
*Differences in potential ratings account for half of the gender promotion gap
*Women’s lower potential ratings do not reflect future performance: women subsequently outperform male colleagues
*Differences in potential ratings account for half of the gender promotion gap
*Women’s lower potential ratings do not reflect future performance: women subsequently outperform male colleagues
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In November 1999, the Zombo dot com website was created as a parody of the creative, but, largely pointless flash intros, which were trending at the end of the 1990s. Welcome... to ZomboCom.
#WebDesignHistory
#WebDesignHistory
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
In November 1999, the Zombo dot com website was created as a parody of the creative, but, largely pointless flash intros, which were trending at the end of the 1990s. Welcome... to ZomboCom.
#WebDesignHistory
#WebDesignHistory
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dems, 2009: we can't do shit we only have 59 senators
dems, 2025: we can't stop them they have 52 senators
dems, 2025: we can't stop them they have 52 senators
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
dems, 2009: we can't do shit we only have 59 senators
dems, 2025: we can't stop them they have 52 senators
dems, 2025: we can't stop them they have 52 senators
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I’d have to pretend to be an augmented human, and that would be a strain. I’d have to change, make myself do things I didn’t want to do. Like talk to humans like I was one of them.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’d have to pretend to be an augmented human, and that would be a strain. I’d have to change, make myself do things I didn’t want to do. Like talk to humans like I was one of them.
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Hey, remember this little dirt snack? I watched some more bottle kittens at his house today and he literally ran SCREAMING to come see me and did this
“Thank god you’re back. They’re loud and crusty and there are FIBE of them”
“Thank god you’re back. They’re loud and crusty and there are FIBE of them”
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hey, remember this little dirt snack? I watched some more bottle kittens at his house today and he literally ran SCREAMING to come see me and did this
“Thank god you’re back. They’re loud and crusty and there are FIBE of them”
“Thank god you’re back. They’re loud and crusty and there are FIBE of them”
Thanks to Jerry’s artarama for (with some tiny tweaks) making a fresh to death portable writing desk.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Thanks to Jerry’s artarama for (with some tiny tweaks) making a fresh to death portable writing desk.
Ahaha Whitehouse’s intern or whoever is running his account hid my reply where I pointed out THEIR FUCKING WHIP VOTED YES.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ahaha Whitehouse’s intern or whoever is running his account hid my reply where I pointed out THEIR FUCKING WHIP VOTED YES.
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I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
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how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
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"We threw away all the goodwill we had built among our base by betraying them, but our base needs to get behind us again and never tell us what they want us to do better, because that's the only way we'll win next year."
- the U.S. Democratic Party, in perpetuity
- the U.S. Democratic Party, in perpetuity
We were fighting united.
Then the Senate caved.
Then the Senate caved.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"We threw away all the goodwill we had built among our base by betraying them, but our base needs to get behind us again and never tell us what they want us to do better, because that's the only way we'll win next year."
- the U.S. Democratic Party, in perpetuity
- the U.S. Democratic Party, in perpetuity
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ok groomer
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ok groomer
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10 minute notifications are a great way to warn ADHD folks that they're gonna be late to a meeting in 11 minutes
April 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
10 minute notifications are a great way to warn ADHD folks that they're gonna be late to a meeting in 11 minutes
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Yotei devs: we made a fully open ended game because our priority is for people to enjoy themselves in the world
Also yotei dev: this immortal bear with teleportation powers is now stalking you across the map
Also yotei dev: this immortal bear with teleportation powers is now stalking you across the map
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Yotei devs: we made a fully open ended game because our priority is for people to enjoy themselves in the world
Also yotei dev: this immortal bear with teleportation powers is now stalking you across the map
Also yotei dev: this immortal bear with teleportation powers is now stalking you across the map
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hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
