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Coral, yr Bird Friend
@parodybit.bsky.social
Friendly tech and bird nerd; also a librarian, engineer, & data munger, currently a web dev & systems admin for an academic library. Very caffeinated. 🌶️🧠, chronically ill, immunocompromised. #CovidIsntOver so #MaskUp (banner by beesyjimwax on Tumblr)
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Here is a Pumpkin to cheer you up
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The way that people have memory-holed that Abolish the Police was the actual radical demand in 2020 and Defund the Police was incrementalist reformism to help get there is extremely depressing

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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reminder that HIPAA applies to:
Healthcare Providers: Doctors, hospitals, etc
Health Plans: Insurance plans, commercial or government
Healthcare Clearinghouses: data processing for the above
AND entities who are business partners to the above work.
IF YOU GIVE IT ELSEWHERE, HIPAA DOES NOT APPLY.
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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WIRED has updated this guide in light of the protests happening in Minneapolis, NYC, and beyond.
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Just found out that my neighbor died. She was in her late 60s and had COVID multiple times. Each bout weakened her system a little more. When she got it again in December, it killed her.

COVID is still here. Please protect yourselves.
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
lol, it did not

I have it somewhere, will scan and share :D
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Pumpkin, on the other hand, wants to be involved in everything that's happening.
January 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Phoebe is very old (18, which isn't record-breaking for a cockatiel, but he's been frail for several years) and pretty much allowed to do whatever he wants. A lot of the time, lately, that's sticking his face right up against the warm-but-not-hot full-spectrum bulbs above their cages.
January 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Me, wrong: "A single photo can't possibly capture the personalities of my two cockatiels"
January 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Thank you! I like Smitten Kitchen, and I love a "so, readers, I married them" story about a recipe 😁 (even if my uncle marrying for chocolate chip cookies didn't work out that well)
January 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
You are such a wife guy (gender-neutral), and I think that's beautiful
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Someone was suggesting I take up sports-enthusiasm as a way to have something low-stakes to care about.

I think if I did I might have to become a Kraken fan?
THE SEATTLE KRAKEN PRIDE NIGHT JERSEY HAS A UNICORN ON IT!
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I've never had noodle kugel before. Does anyone who has had it object to this recipe? Because it sounds delicious to me
Easy Noodle Kugel
A touch sweet and eggy, this Kugel lands somewhere between airy and pudding-like.
www.bonappetit.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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In all the talk about how governors need power to be strong against the feds, remember the people of DC who don't have a governor!
January 7, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Get out a piece of paper

We do things on paper from now on. Phones are tracked. Platforms are tracked, filled with bots and propaganda.

If you don’t have a pen and paper go buy some.

Write down things YOU can do. Things in YOUR power.

Make most of them small. Some of them big.
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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It is OK to put down your phone

You have seen the horror

You will not be able to do anything about it until you put your phone down

Put your phone down. Close your eyes. Say a prayer to whatever divine power you believe in, even if it’s just yourself

Don’t stop until you feel stillness

Then:
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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*whispering* strike *murmuring* strike *speaking* STRIKE *chanting* STRIKE!
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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I want to know who that ICE agent is and I want him in jail for the rest of his life
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Even the best senators routinely make these weak calls to action. The principals in the Trump Administration are war criminals. They belong in The Hague. And House members should be filing impeachment articles.
I just left the Venezuela briefing.

It's worse than you thought.

Oil company executives seem to know more about Trump's secret plan to "run" Venezuela than the American people.

We need public Senate hearings NOW.
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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This is a time for 1000s of mass meetings across the country to specifically address ICE & Border Patrol actions.

1. We need standardized agendas.
2. We need standardized teach ins - with local specificities.
3. We need mass meetings to happen in the same month.
4. Local officials must attend.
January 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I just saw a "movement challenge" that has you walking around for 5 minutes, every 30 minutes, and my brain screamed in ADHD-or-whatever-my-situation-is.

I already have trouble focusing, and you want to break that focus right as it sets in?!?
January 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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ICE has shot and killed a community observer in Minneapolis.

Sending all of my love to the people of Minneapolis and the folks defending their neighbors there. This is heinous, and I am so sorry.

To everyone else: REMEMBER ICE LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING. THIS IS DOCUMENTED.
ICE reportedly shot someone at Portland and 33/34. Mspt saying bullets, could be less lethal 20+ agents on site, MPD and ambulances responding. Helicopters overhead
January 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Me, checking that you're OK (and offering to provide herbal suggestions—legit ones, not "only legal at the state level" ones—if you need 'em)
a red panda is standing on a tree branch and looking at the camera .
Alt: Animated gif. Red panda wants to know more about camera, and its face gets very very close.
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Oh, my bad — I saw the "ok with other dogs" checkmark and didn't read the full biography to learn more.
January 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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PLEASE REMEMBER IF YOU DO THIS THAT WATER MUST BE DISTILLED & TREATED, *NOT* TAP.

Naegleria fowleri will take up residence in your brain and munch it down like a ol Twix if you give it a vector.
“The chloride in saline is taken up by the cells of the nose and throat, and converted into hypochlorous acid within these cells which inhibits viral replication…In doing so, the viral load in the nose is reduced.”
The Ancient Art of Nasal Rinsing Might Protect You From a Cold
New research has given credence to a 5,000-year-old practice.
www.wired.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Is it bad to get a boy if you already have a girl? (Asking for a friend who has a good house for hounds in the Pittsburgh area.)
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM