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Coral, yr Bird Friend
@parodybit.bsky.social
Friendly tech and bird nerd; also a librarian, engineer, & data munger, currently a web dev & systems admin for an academic library. Very caffeinated. 🌶️🧠, chronically ill, immunocompromised. #CovidIsntOver so #MaskUp (banner by beesyjimwax on Tumblr)
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ICE on our streets doesn’t make anyone safe.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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The 'ai' fraud is a uniquely dangerous accelerationist scam because its harms begin right now and extend indefinitely:

• in the short term, it fucks up your immediate work, needs, safety,and erodes trust in any image or text
• creative people are instantly impacted as workers &victims of plagiarism
November 26, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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I see: nonconsensual fakeporn is bad; extraordinary financial bubbles based on lies are bad; unprecedented, uncontrolled energy+water waste is bad; poisoning of search products with egregious errors is bad; universal nonconsensual plagiarism is bad; deploying faulty producs in every category is bad—
January 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Hey, I know a lot of you use Discord.

You need to get on this survey and make it damn clear to them that this would be the absolute wrong direction. The last thing we need is the slop-spewing environment-chewing plagiarism bots invading there, too.

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January 10, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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discord is asking everybody about how they feel about AI. have at it folks
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January 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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This is the heart of it.

Any press coverage that gullibly paints this partisan punitive campaign of retribution as "fighting crime" or "enforcing immigration laws" is actively complicit in a government campaign to punish dissent.
whats missing from all the coverage is that the president is using the military to harass, brutalize and punish areas of the country that didnt vote for him
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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By the way, if you’re on the side of thinking that ICE is going to win whatever this “war” against the people they talk about…. They aren’t

And the statute of limitations goes past three years for a lot of crimes
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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There is so much attrocious shit going on we’re not even talking about the dude who stole like 100 skeletons from a Philly cemetery. That should be the story of the week and we’re like “not now creep-o, we got bigger fish to fry.” UGH.
January 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Taunting is not a justification for arbitrary executions. Collective guilt is contrary to the rule of the law. Resisting the state— even if unlawful and prosecutable—doesn’t justify a death sentence. Our colonial ancestors rejected that agents of the state are absolutely immune for their wrongdoing.
January 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Friends who don't love the Big Lie Machine, would you do me a solid and tell Discord not to add AI to their stuff?
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January 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Hmm, we are doing "budget modeling" exercises, and there's a form where we can make suggestions.

BRB, going to do a bunch of spreadsheeting to avoid "don't give raises this year"
January 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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"What's yaoi again? Is that the same as yōkai?"

well, it is NOW, my guy
January 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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A fresh Thomas picture, for the deserving (which is everyone).
Cat, clearly tormented. (He's stronger than a human toddler. He does NOTHING he dislikes.)
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Reminder that “Say her name” was developed specifically to call attention to murders of Black women
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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The car I’m in got stuck in the same spot right after, and people came out of their homes to help us.
January 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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It is legal to film and yell at ICE agents.
it is legal to film and yell at ICE agents.
It is legal to film and yell at ICE agents.
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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"I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate... who is more devoted to 'order' than to justice."

-- MLK, Letter From a Birmingham Jail (1963)
Rep. Roger Williams: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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"So currently, we are protecting HCWs and their patients against a droplet in an ocean of aerosols. This inadequacy would not be tolerated in any other industry — nor should it be in healthcare."

Exactly.

Protection from airborne disease is a workers' rights issue.

#CallForPublicHealthAction
The World Health Network’s open letter to WHO, signed by over 2,300, calls for respirator use as the standard in healthcare to protect patients and staff. Read here: whn.global/a-call-for-t...

The letter emerged from work initiated through the Unpolitics meeting last year.
Open Letter to WHO: A Call for the Universal use of Respirators in Healthcare - WHN
January 7, 2026 The letter below (a button to download it as a .pdf file is at the bottom of this page) was sent to seven top officials at the World Health Organization on Wednesday 7 January.  We wil...
whn.global
January 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Posting the sign so I can tap it when necessary.
December 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It took me a while, but I finally wrote to Wegmans to say I'm only shopping at their competitors until they stop using facial recognition in their stores. (I clarified that I only shop curbside, but it's sufficiently unethical technology that I can't in good conscience shop anywhere that uses it.)
January 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Weird to be commemorating the 250th anniversary of the Am Rev while living under a government that has a) sent armed troops to occupy cities perceived to be too rebellious, b) rendered largely irrelevant the representative branch of government, and c) claimed imperial right to rule other countries.
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM