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Coral, yr Bird Friend
@parodybit.bsky.social
Friendly tech and bird nerd; also a librarian, engineer, & data munger, currently a web dev & systems admin for an academic library. Very caffeinated. 🌶️🧠, chronically ill, immunocompromised. #CovidIsntOver so #MaskUp
Now we’re hanging out
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Pumpkin doesn’t hate the moving process
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
what movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Important Pittsburgh-area news!

(I bet they freeze pretty well, y'all.)
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The squirrels at Ontario Beach Park will walk right up to you and shake you down for anything edible you might be carrying.
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Went out and saw a bit of Rochester today. Mostly only got photos of roses and squirrels, though 😂
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Did women ruin the workplace?
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I propose the Stop Listening To Computer Guys Challenge. (Difficulty: apparently fucking infinite.)
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
in awe of "WTF Just Happened Today"
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Apple's "MFA" always cracks me up
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Whoo, GCCs’ beaks are bigger and more powerful than cockatiels’, so we just had a scare, trying to find the amethyst that perfectly fit into a little beak (because it would be very bad for him to swallow it).

But all is well. (Except this ring, it’ll never be the same, lol)
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Im also being super normal with my cousin (redacted name is of my abusive ex step father, not to be confused with my dad’s husband who was a delight)
November 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Offering him a bath (in a bowl where it would be comfortable) seems to have prompted him to take a bath (in his water bowl, which is a little too small for the purpose, but he made do)

I’d really like for him to stop over-preening; fingers crossed that this solves it
October 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A baby is all packed up for his big vet checkup. I’m gonna owe him so much millet
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So far Tutu is a perfect little gentleman with a promising demeanor for an office bird
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The newest family member is very popular, Dale’s already in love too.

This is Tutu, renamed half a consonant off of the name my mother gave him (💩), so I can look a vet in the face while saying it.

He let me give him scritchies 🥹
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004,following six young adults -- Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe -- living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Open Budget Forum (the meeting I’m listening to and trying desperately to keep up with) Little Guy
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Workout downloading new pics, what is it like to date you?
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Yesss the cozy times are coming
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I like how spooky these grasses sound when they rub together (not sure the video will capture it), and also when they just. stop.
October 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Correction: ALL software engineers are skeptical.

Some developers of low-to-middling talent are not.

(I can say that; I consider myself a developer of low-to-middling talent, which I make up for by being, also, an actual engineer and good at communication.)
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Trapped under a happy bird. (He’s grinding his beak and I think one foot may have disappeared into the void)
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
women don't like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM