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Slippy
@damnslippy.slippy.me
she/her. Slippy-夫人 if you’re nasty.
https://www.slippy.me/

a.k.a. gremlincrimes or damnslippyplanet. usually thinking about Thai BL, SKZ, cdramas, or cats, w/ an occasional hard shift into yinzer-posting or Terrible Stories of Unethical Science of Yore.
Reading a book of essays about growing up during the AIDS crisis like "this is a beautiful and thoughtful meditation on the nature of queer identity for our generation" and also "what an important clarion call to blow an old man's back out."
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
13 minutes into hockey yaoi finale, clutching the cat, making dying whale sounds, it's fine I'm FINE
December 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
this is gonna be great and I'm definitely not going to hurt my own feelings at all, I bet on the third watch there are hardly any knives left. #SlippyRewatchesNIF
December 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Selflessly volunteered to track down and buy a kitchen tool L wants but doesn't know where to find, definitely because I am a good and helpful partner and not at all because I want an excuse to indulge myself in buying a bunch of stuff from King Arthur baking catalogue.
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
it's delicious though so i'm not even mad
They, uh, maybe should've gone with a different font.
December 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I have been away from Tumblr for a hot minute and it has decided to check with me before showing me mature content on my dash. I will find and fix that setting but I was being lazy and just clicking each one as I got to it and it was just…so much of Ilya’s butt. Every one. Post after post. Butts.
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Anyway while I'm awake please enjoy this necklace that I found. Friend M thinks it should be a hockey yaoi fic title and is correct.
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
It's been almost 20 years since I quit my most toxic job, so I think I really don't need to have any more dreams in which I go back to work there. And yet!

A very stupid reason to be awake at 4 a.m. On the other hand Gigi is very happy and giving me a thousand kisses, so it's not all bad.
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
this and the followup in the reply are all I care about now
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration

IG roodabeguh
December 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Time for my favorite Christmas Eve tradition, trawling Donors Choose listings for my family's city and finding donations to make in their names. If you need me I'll be over here vacillating wildly between LOOK AT THIS COOL PROJECT and JFC WHY DO THESE TEACHERS HAVE TO FUNDRAISE FOR PAPER AND PENCILS
December 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My mother has once again sent me chocolates from the place that "infuses all of our chocolates with 528 Hz sound frequency known as the love tone" and I'm just saying... Vosges might be Pluribus.
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
absolutely not
Autonomous RIVR delivery robots in Pittsburgh
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Reposted by Slippy
This is the 15th year of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, which is preposterous. Rules: if you find yourself dealing with unusual / claustrophobic / gaudy sleeping arrangements this Christmas Eve, share a picture with the world. Use the hashtag (with capitalisation) and cc me if you can be bothered.
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Poor @lendot.bsky.social - he is in the kitchen making chili and I can hear him opening can after can, cats screaming at him, and he's trying so hard to tell them the cans are beans and not tuna.

Personally I think he should just let them have some beans and see what they do, but not my monkeys.
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
in retrospect I should have taken today off from work so I could just lie down and cackle about this forever
December 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
the truly horrifying thing about setting up a new browser isn't even having to re-log-in to every damn thing, it's discovering how many annoying ads and flashy blinky things you were hiding with ad blocker settings. jesus. people are just out here rawdogging the internet like this?
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Feels like a damning indictment of my whole deal that, in a discussion about where to find me online when one’s lost track of me, more than one person said “I’ve seen her on LinkedIn.” 😭😭😭

IN MY DEFENSE I have to be there for my job but still, jesus, I need to get more interesting immediately.
December 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
knock on wood, I have completed my last meeting of 2025.
a girl is standing next to a bed with a broom on it .
Alt: a girl is standing next to a bed with a broom on it .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Friend shared this video in the group chat of Lee Know eating pudding, but all I can see is that scene from Infinite Coffee where Barnes tries pudding. Let the Winter Soldier wiggle!
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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So if you wanna read more stories about guys in their early twenties dealing with closeted queer desire, masculinity, grief, and ultimately coming to terms with their sexuality… might I suggest Summer Sons?
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
(Hi, Suspects, I’m delighted to have you here, but also where are you all coming from today? Where are we gossiping about me? Should I be afraid?)
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Shhhh, no one tell my mom that I open my Christmas presents as they arrive instead of saving them, but also heck yeah I'm so excited to have this. (So is Cal.)
December 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The belly rubs are good this morning.
December 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM