Slippy
@damnslippy.slippy.me
she/her. Slippy-夫人 if you’re nasty.
https://www.slippy.me/
a.k.a. gremlincrimes or damnslippyplanet. usually thinking about Thai BL, SKZ, cdramas, or cats, w/ an occasional hard shift into yinzer-posting or Terrible Stories of Unethical Science of Yore.
https://www.slippy.me/
a.k.a. gremlincrimes or damnslippyplanet. usually thinking about Thai BL, SKZ, cdramas, or cats, w/ an occasional hard shift into yinzer-posting or Terrible Stories of Unethical Science of Yore.
when yr one true fear (onion frying sounds) is happening
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
when yr one true fear (onion frying sounds) is happening
ok but how are their twizzles
Allegheny River. Border of Penn Hills and O'Hara. Suburbs let the city know that there is someone skating on the river into the city.
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
ok but how are their twizzles
Sometimes when I walk into a room with Gigi in a solid little bundle in my arms, I feel a strong need to announce, "I carried a watermelon."
a woman with red hair is holding a watermelon in her hand .
Alt: a woman with red hair is holding a watermelon in her hand .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Sometimes when I walk into a room with Gigi in a solid little bundle in my arms, I feel a strong need to announce, "I carried a watermelon."
Every few years it randomly comes up in conversation that for several years of my childhood I kind of thought Bruce Springsteen was just a cool neighborhood dad who gave out full size candy bars on Halloween, before fully realizing he was famous outside our town for other reasons.
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Every few years it randomly comes up in conversation that for several years of my childhood I kind of thought Bruce Springsteen was just a cool neighborhood dad who gave out full size candy bars on Halloween, before fully realizing he was famous outside our town for other reasons.
I did see my sister's post before watching the routine and so should not have been surprised, and yet. #olympics
For anyone who is just seeing the Chock/Bates free dance for the first time:
Yes, you did just watch a program where she is a matador and he is a bull.
Yes, they are the team that did the program where she was an extraterrestrial and he was an astronaut at the last Olympics.
#figureskating
Yes, you did just watch a program where she is a matador and he is a bull.
Yes, they are the team that did the program where she was an extraterrestrial and he was an astronaut at the last Olympics.
#figureskating
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I did see my sister's post before watching the routine and so should not have been surprised, and yet. #olympics
this morning, love, I’m tired and grave
#SaturdayPoem
#SaturdayPoem
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
this morning, love, I’m tired and grave
#SaturdayPoem
#SaturdayPoem
Had a GREAT time with the first episode of Riot Women, I am "feels extremely seen by a Britbox series about angry menopausal women starting a rock band" years old.
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Had a GREAT time with the first episode of Riot Women, I am "feels extremely seen by a Britbox series about angry menopausal women starting a rock band" years old.
unauthorized footage of me
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
unauthorized footage of me
Gigi has joined me on the couch to watch the 90s-themed rhythm dance so now I'm trying to explain the 90s to my cat, a futile endeavor if ever there were one. #Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Gigi has joined me on the couch to watch the 90s-themed rhythm dance so now I'm trying to explain the 90s to my cat, a futile endeavor if ever there were one. #Olympics
being my in-house sysadmin is a goddamn delight, probably
I run Pretty Serious Business Grade Router Software for the house. It's really convenient that a lot of other people running Pretty Serious Business Grade Router also play Animal Crossing, thus I was able to easily find all sorts of documentation for configuring it for friend access for S's switch.
February 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
being my in-house sysadmin is a goddamn delight, probably
oh yeah it's #LetterboxdFriday! featuring pre-theatrical-release movies that don't have proper poster images yet. and also dirty dancing.
February 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
oh yeah it's #LetterboxdFriday! featuring pre-theatrical-release movies that don't have proper poster images yet. and also dirty dancing.
Oh hey, ACNH pals, I've got hella good turnip prices - 549! Holler if you need to stop by and do a turnip capitalism at my place.
February 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Oh hey, ACNH pals, I've got hella good turnip prices - 549! Holler if you need to stop by and do a turnip capitalism at my place.
bullied by an eight pound cat into letting her get between me and my spreadsheet: the slippy story
February 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
bullied by an eight pound cat into letting her get between me and my spreadsheet: the slippy story
opening ceremony commentators: these dancers represent nature vs the city
me: okay but I'm just seeing the Choreography dance from White Christmas
also me: I think the city and nature should kiss
#Olympics
me: okay but I'm just seeing the Choreography dance from White Christmas
also me: I think the city and nature should kiss
#Olympics
February 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
opening ceremony commentators: these dancers represent nature vs the city
me: okay but I'm just seeing the Choreography dance from White Christmas
also me: I think the city and nature should kiss
#Olympics
me: okay but I'm just seeing the Choreography dance from White Christmas
also me: I think the city and nature should kiss
#Olympics
eeee!
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
eeee!
Is it a good sign when the intake nurse asks if you've been feeling depressed or unhappy lately and then you both just start laughing because of the state of, like, everything? Should have asked her if anyone is out here answering "no" in 2026.
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Is it a good sign when the intake nurse asks if you've been feeling depressed or unhappy lately and then you both just start laughing because of the state of, like, everything? Should have asked her if anyone is out here answering "no" in 2026.
Frabjous day! The mail brought me my lunar new year stamps! Their manes are metallic!
February 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Frabjous day! The mail brought me my lunar new year stamps! Their manes are metallic!
Ooooh yay!
Brand-new license announcement! REVENGED LOVE (NOVEL) by Chai Ji Dan. A rich corporate heir and a cunning ex-boyfriend battle to steal hearts and get revenge in this comedic #danmei tale! #SevenSeasDanmei
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February 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Ooooh yay!
I tried briefly to imagine a Hero and the Crown hockey AU but unfortunately all I've got is Fantasy Olympics where dragon hunting is a traditional Olympic sport. The logistics involved would be incredible.
Omg our goalie is named Aerin. WAS SOMEONES PARENT A ROBIN MCKINLEY FAN #Olympics
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I tried briefly to imagine a Hero and the Crown hockey AU but unfortunately all I've got is Fantasy Olympics where dragon hunting is a traditional Olympic sport. The logistics involved would be incredible.
time to do some admin work I can do while also watching women's hockey. let's go, lesbians.
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
time to do some admin work I can do while also watching women's hockey. let's go, lesbians.
Someday I am going to commit to watching the tomb shows and I'm going to become insufferable. (More insufferable.)
Greatest snake hits (does not convey the glory of snake camcorder).
Snakes on a Plane || 盗墓笔记 (DMBJ Series) Vid
YouTube video by o0teyla0o
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Someday I am going to commit to watching the tomb shows and I'm going to become insufferable. (More insufferable.)
Reposted by Slippy
I'm not sure what miltary action the hot priest was awarded for.
"Live photo"
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#WangYibo_Weibo2026 #WeiboNight2025
📸LIVE 2026-2-5 微博 @YIBO-OFFICIAL
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#WangYibo #王一博 #wangyibo王一博
#WangYibo_Weibo2026 #WeiboNight2025
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I'm not sure what miltary action the hot priest was awarded for.
six cute kitty ears all in a row! only four of them are angry!
February 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
six cute kitty ears all in a row! only four of them are angry!
fine, here is a version of this game I CAN play, with appropriately set expectations, if you want to ask me things.
Stolen from a mutual as it perfectly encapsulates how my brain turns to pudding when trying to remember faves, but also I want to play:
"okay, I'm doing it! ask me my Top 5 anything and I will do my best to whittle it down or remember anything I like ever"
"okay, I'm doing it! ask me my Top 5 anything and I will do my best to whittle it down or remember anything I like ever"
February 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
fine, here is a version of this game I CAN play, with appropriately set expectations, if you want to ask me things.
Nearly lost my boot to a snowbank outside of Gigi's vet office - that area of Fox Chapel is NOT ready for pedestrians and bus travelers until a lot more snow melt happens. But I've emerged with enough of her meds to get us through April. Probably by then it'll all have melted. Probably.
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Nearly lost my boot to a snowbank outside of Gigi's vet office - that area of Fox Chapel is NOT ready for pedestrians and bus travelers until a lot more snow melt happens. But I've emerged with enough of her meds to get us through April. Probably by then it'll all have melted. Probably.