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Slippy
@damnslippy.slippy.me
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she/her. Slippy-夫人 if you’re nasty.
https://www.slippy.me/

a.k.a. gremlincrimes or damnslippyplanet. usually thinking about Thai BL, cdramas, or cats, w/ an occasional hard shift into yinzer-posting or Terrible Stories of Unethical Science of Yore.
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Cal is getting very antsy for his 9 pm treats so he's not up for posing but here he is.
Photo of a grey cat peering at the photographer who is petting under his chin.
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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would throw out every scruple about not wearing logos that I have, for a chance to touch the murakami vuitton tentacle purse
a photo of a wild, and gorgeous, pink purse bedecked with pink and red tentacles, from a Louis Vuitton - Takashi Murakami collaboration
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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at the end of time, which is also the end of poetry
(and wheat and evil and insects and love),
#SaturdayPoem
Mary Ruefle Kiss of the Sun If, as they say, poetry is a sign of something among people, then let this be prearranged now, between us, while we are still peoples: that at the end of time, which is also the end of poetry (and wheat and evil and insects and love), when the entire human race gathers in the flesh, reconstituted down to the infant's tiniest fold and littlest nail, I will be standing at the edge of that fathomless crowd with an orange for you, reconstituted down to its innermost seed protected by white thread, in case you are thirsty, which does not at this time seem like such a wild guess, and though there will be no poetry between us then, at the end of time, the geese all gone with the seas, I hope you will take it, and remember on earth I did not know how to touch it it was all so raw, and if by chance there is no edge to the crowd or anything else so that I am of it, I will take the orange and toss it as high as I can.
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The Thai BL bookstore newsletter hasn't had any book covers worth sharing in its newsletter lately but I'm enjoying this one. I can only assume it's about hot man-on-scarecrow action.
A book cover with a shirtless man (wearing Very low slung pants) leaning on a scarecrow in a bamboo field. No other second man in sight, which is unusual for a BL book cover, leaving the viewer to assume the second lead must be the scarecrow.
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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A little movie watching buddy.
A grey cat draped over my leg on a couch, facing attentively forward.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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a #LetterboxdFriday that is about to be out of date, because I am getting ready to settle in with some hot cocoa and Frankenstein.
A screenshot of my Letterboxd Profile featuring: The Watermelon Woman, The Thing, Atomic Blonde, and The Long Day Closes.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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The gremlin has found me lying flat at an unaccustomed time of day and he's VERY pleased. Emitting strong rumbles.
Photo of a large black cat lying on top of me. I'm barely visible at the edge, but the cat looks great.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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lil blep
A close up photo of a beautiful grey cat with a silly little tongue sticking out.
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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He is once again asking if I have considered, instead of fighting with Zoom error messages, petting Cal.
A photo of a grey cat sitting on the arm of a soda staring politely but intently at the person behind the camera.
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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when u are watching carefully to see if the human is eating chicken salad or tuna salad before u decide whether to unfold
A folded up kitty with one eye open squinting warily.
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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She is very interested in Charlize.
Grey cat is still on the fabric but now she's awake and facing forwards looking at something (the TV off screen.)
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Sigh. Apparently I will not be working on my cross stitch this morning. I mean, it's fine, I'm watching Atomic Blonde, I'll just get to focus better on Charlize.
Photo of a cat snuggled down and sleeping on top of the stray fabric from an embroidery hoop.
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Meanwhile I can't tell whether Sasha is Stay because he is missing. Absolutely no idea where he is.
A photo of a window with a thick black tail hanging down below the curtain and the faint outline of a cat revealed by the sun through the curtain pattern.
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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my happiness would kill them
so I shove joy like a knife
into my own heart over and over
#SaturdayPoem
Reasons to Survive November Tony Hoagland November like a train wreck— as if a locomotive made of cold had hurtled out of Canada and crashed into a million trees, flaming the leaves, setting the woods on fire. The sky is a thick, cold gauze— but there’s a soup special at the Waffle House downtown, and the Jack Parsons show is up at the museum, full of luminous red barns. —Or maybe I’ll visit beautiful Donna, the kickboxing queen from Santa Fe, and roll around in her foldout bed. I know there are some people out there who think I am supposed to end up in a room by myself with a gun and a bottle full of hate, a locked door and my slack mouth open like a disconnected phone. But I hate those people back from the core of my donkey soul and the hatred makes me strong and my survival is their failure, and my happiness would kill them so I shove joy like a knife into my own heart over and over and I force myself toward pleasure, and I love this November life where I run like a train deeper and deeper into the land of my enemies.
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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It's a double decker cat lap night.
A photo of my lap with a grey cat and a black cat both taking up space.
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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It’s #LetterboxdFriday and I was a bear of very little brain today so I put on two favorite seasonal
movies and had a low key data wrangling afternoon at work. Lucille Sharpe. 🥰🥰🥰
Letterboxd profile showing Arsenic and Old Lace, Crimson Peak, Lilith Fair: Building a Mystery, and In The Court of the Crimson King.
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Okay but this exercise feels like the question should be Yibo related somehow.
A screenshot of the LingoDeer app featuring little drawings of someone taking photographs, rock climbing, scuba diving, and skiing.
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I mean, sure, they SAY no perfect job exists, but consider: what if job is to make cute little jagoff pierogi.
A screenshot of a post by pittsburghpottery on Instagram looking for someone to join their team and make pierogi. The photo is of pottery pierogi with “yinz” or “jagoff” written on them.
October 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Cal sniped the prized Slippy's Lap spot first but we are trying to make it work.
Photo of my lap with two grey cats jostling for space in it
October 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Do I feel guilty when I cheat on my Chinese restaurant lady with other Chinese food? Yes. But on the other hand: egg tart. 👀
Photo of an egg tart and scallion pancakes.
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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This feels like a threat.
A screenshot of a site selling an “Unexpected Licorice Advent Calendar.”
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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"Have you considered, instead of labor, Cal?" asks Cal.
Photo of a grey cat sprawled across my lap desk, entirely in the way of me actually using the laptop for work.
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Hello Kitty is entering her "stylish widow who has no idea how her last four husbands died" era and I love that for her.
Photo of a Hello Kitty event featuring someone in a Hello Kitty mascot head wearing a stylish black and white dress, black boots, black gloves, very chic. A kpop is with her but I'm so so sorry, whoever this boy belongs to, I don't know who he is. He looks great! I hope he's having fun and Hello Kitty doesn't black widow him!
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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this one fared a little better
black cat in the same pair of bat wings, fuzzy in motion, batting at the photographer
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I really enjoy my photo app this time of year as it reminds me of the various Halloween mistakes I've made over the years, like the year I tried to put Cal in bat wings and just absolutely blue-screened him, nonfunctional, cat.exe has stopped working.
photo of a grey cat wearing a pair of black bat wings. he has fallen over and is lying on his side staring blankly into space. a little light dissociation, as a treat.
October 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM