Catfish
@meowblub.bsky.social
Keeper of cats, holder of grudges, purveyor of random knowledge. Queer and neuroweird. A sometimes librarian. she/her
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ICE is at the Waverly Giant, Baltimore friends. Beware.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
ICE is at the Waverly Giant, Baltimore friends. Beware.
Figure skating question:
Could S Korea make it into the Olympic team event? It looks like they could theoretically get their hands on two additional athletes quota spots for the team event if some truly wacky shit happens with France or Japan. But do they have any pairs with the TES to qualify?
Could S Korea make it into the Olympic team event? It looks like they could theoretically get their hands on two additional athletes quota spots for the team event if some truly wacky shit happens with France or Japan. But do they have any pairs with the TES to qualify?
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Figure skating question:
Could S Korea make it into the Olympic team event? It looks like they could theoretically get their hands on two additional athletes quota spots for the team event if some truly wacky shit happens with France or Japan. But do they have any pairs with the TES to qualify?
Could S Korea make it into the Olympic team event? It looks like they could theoretically get their hands on two additional athletes quota spots for the team event if some truly wacky shit happens with France or Japan. But do they have any pairs with the TES to qualify?
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
Asked my mom whether her first passport had a gender marker and she couldn't remember, so she dug it up for me.
Nope - 1976
Nope - 1976
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Asked my mom whether her first passport had a gender marker and she couldn't remember, so she dug it up for me.
Nope - 1976
Nope - 1976
I did a bad thing.
My emotional support birb asked how Little Red Riding Hood and the grandmother stayed alive in the wolf's stomach, and I answered "Through the magic of vore."
And this was the response:
My emotional support birb asked how Little Red Riding Hood and the grandmother stayed alive in the wolf's stomach, and I answered "Through the magic of vore."
And this was the response:
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I did a bad thing.
My emotional support birb asked how Little Red Riding Hood and the grandmother stayed alive in the wolf's stomach, and I answered "Through the magic of vore."
And this was the response:
My emotional support birb asked how Little Red Riding Hood and the grandmother stayed alive in the wolf's stomach, and I answered "Through the magic of vore."
And this was the response:
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the problem is that Joe and Eileen are each voting for a different candidate, and Chuck can't afford to alienate either of them or it'll break up the polycule
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the problem is that Joe and Eileen are each voting for a different candidate, and Chuck can't afford to alienate either of them or it'll break up the polycule
That feeling when you nope out of a freelance research gig because the person who hired you seems to not give a single shit about facts, and when their book comes out several years later it is promoted by some of the worst possible people.
Feeling vindicated but also a little gross.
Feeling vindicated but also a little gross.
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
That feeling when you nope out of a freelance research gig because the person who hired you seems to not give a single shit about facts, and when their book comes out several years later it is promoted by some of the worst possible people.
Feeling vindicated but also a little gross.
Feeling vindicated but also a little gross.
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November 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I just opened the closet and was seriously taken aback because it looks like someone flayed a muppet in there.
Forgot that M had taken his Gritty costume out of storage for Halloween.
Forgot that M had taken his Gritty costume out of storage for Halloween.
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I just opened the closet and was seriously taken aback because it looks like someone flayed a muppet in there.
Forgot that M had taken his Gritty costume out of storage for Halloween.
Forgot that M had taken his Gritty costume out of storage for Halloween.
Ten years ago I went to a Game of Thrones themed burlesque show at Ottobar dressed as Joan from Mad Men, danced at Grand Central, and ended up at Sip n Bite. The next day I broke up with my boyfriend and cried myself to sleep listening to Hamilton, which I had discovered the week before.
November 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Ten years ago I went to a Game of Thrones themed burlesque show at Ottobar dressed as Joan from Mad Men, danced at Grand Central, and ended up at Sip n Bite. The next day I broke up with my boyfriend and cried myself to sleep listening to Hamilton, which I had discovered the week before.
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
I love a good map in a fantasy or historical fiction novel, but what I *really* want is a floorplan for every haunted house book.
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I love a good map in a fantasy or historical fiction novel, but what I *really* want is a floorplan for every haunted house book.
I know I say this every few months, but I fucking *love* blocking people. Truly one of the small joys in life.
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I know I say this every few months, but I fucking *love* blocking people. Truly one of the small joys in life.
Baltimore friends, I regret to inform you that there is now an Atlas branded cybertruck on the loose.
a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .
Alt: A gif of Tim Gunn from Project Runway holding up his hand and making a "that's gross" face at someone off camera.
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Baltimore friends, I regret to inform you that there is now an Atlas branded cybertruck on the loose.
Woke up and watched the men's free program, and now I think I'm just going to crawl back into bed.
Truly, what the fuck.
#GPFigure #2025GPCHN
Truly, what the fuck.
#GPFigure #2025GPCHN
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Woke up and watched the men's free program, and now I think I'm just going to crawl back into bed.
Truly, what the fuck.
#GPFigure #2025GPCHN
Truly, what the fuck.
#GPFigure #2025GPCHN
Just realized I have been getting Patricia Arquette and Courtney Cox confused on and off for the last 30 years for no apparent reason. Cool.
October 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Just realized I have been getting Patricia Arquette and Courtney Cox confused on and off for the last 30 years for no apparent reason. Cool.
I hesitate to complain about condo association meetings, because I'm super privileged to own my home and it seems like such a trivial thing to whine about.
And also, these fuckers are ridiculous. Someday I will live tweet this crap.
And also, these fuckers are ridiculous. Someday I will live tweet this crap.
October 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I hesitate to complain about condo association meetings, because I'm super privileged to own my home and it seems like such a trivial thing to whine about.
And also, these fuckers are ridiculous. Someday I will live tweet this crap.
And also, these fuckers are ridiculous. Someday I will live tweet this crap.
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happy None Pizza w Left Beef too all who celebrate (est. 2007)
October 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
happy None Pizza w Left Beef too all who celebrate (est. 2007)
I'll be the girl sitting at the end of bar, cackling madly as Sergis Bauer meets his demise.
October 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'll be the girl sitting at the end of bar, cackling madly as Sergis Bauer meets his demise.