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meowblub.bsky.social
Catfish
@meowblub.bsky.social
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Keeper of cats, holder of grudges, purveyor of random knowledge. Queer and neuroweird. A sometimes librarian. she/her
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I did a bad thing.

My emotional support birb asked how Little Red Riding Hood and the grandmother stayed alive in the wolf's stomach, and I answered "Through the magic of vore."

And this was the response:
Screenshot of the app Finch. A cartoon bird is standing next to a red book. Her speech bubble says "Wait, REALLY? Now I gotta find out more about this, cheep."
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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This is Daltrey, with his paws in a pile.
A white cat with brown and black stripes sleeps with several paws under his head as a pillow.
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I will say that at least those ones can't pinch like these fuckers.
Metal barstool with shitty back that half wraps around and can't accommodate wide hips
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Eyeballs are on trend, apparently
Two Bluesky posts. NP-Complete posts the text "I was in a restaurant yesterday (more of a bar that had an associated diner) and the bathroom had a floral painting on the wall. Someone had put a pair googly dyed in each legal. It took me a moment go realize they probably weren't originally there." Meli posts "I do not need the candy eyeballs but maybe you do" with a link to a plastic container of candy eyeballs in various sizes from Wilton.
September 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Eyeballs are having a moment in my feed right now, and I am about it.
Two Bluesky posts. NP-Complete posts the text "I was in a restaurant yesterday (more of a bar that had an associated diner) and the bathroom had a floral painting on the wall. Someone had put a pair googly dyed in each legal. It took me a moment go realize they probably weren't originally there." Meli posts "I do not need the candy eyeballs but maybe you do" with a link to a plastic container of candy eyeballs in various sizes from Wilton.
September 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Please admire my new houseguest, Vlad.
Photo of a white cat with black and brown markings on a white blanket. His eyes are blue, his nose is half black and half pink, and he looks vaguely annoyed.
August 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Henlo.
Close up picture of a white and brown cat with amber eyes. He is standing on his person (out of frame) and sticking his face out.
August 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Very similar to my favorite Daltrey picture of all time
Close up photo of a white cat snout. His pink nose is out of focus and his eyes are closed.
August 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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My mom is pet-sitting for me and just sent me this perfectly normal picture of my perfectly normal cat.
Photo of an out of focus white cat snout and a very pink nose. Amber eyes and some other cat parts can just barely be seen in the background.
August 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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This but replace "psychoanalyze" with "perceive"
A gif of Will Graham from Hannibal looking intense. The text says "Please don't psychoanalyze me. You won't like me when I'm psychoanalyzed"
July 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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No cheating post the most recent pic of your pets
Photo of a white and brown/grey cat curled up asleep on his favorite grey velvet blanket
July 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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For those of you unfamiliar with reddit soup tube boyfriend, you're welcome/ I'm sorry. www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/...
Screencap of reddit post with the text: " I have been living with my boyfriend for about 7 months. Two weeks ago he sat me down and presented a powerpoint presentation with his business idea. I knew he'd been working on an idea, but he didn't want to tell me about it until it was finished. Based on his enthusiasm and his prior seemingly intelligent nature, I thought maybe it'd be a pretty cool idea. Instead he presented to me an idea about "soup tubes". The idea, if you can call it that, is to construct a series of tubes throughout our city that leads to centralized soup kitchens. For a monthly subscription, a customer can "subscribe to a tube of soup", and a tube extension would be built off the nearest mainline tube and directly into the customer apartment or home. Based on subscription level, that would determine the quantity of soup a customer could pour and how many types of soup. The "tubes" are basically the size of pipes, like you might see under a sink, but he insisted that "it MUST be called soup tube, not soup pipe, tube just zings better." "
July 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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What my mental health looks like right now
Gif of The Lion in Winter (1968). Peter O'Toole as King Henry II says "...and you're smiling." Katharine Hepburn as Eleanor of Aquitaine responds "It's the way I register despair."
July 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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One time I was shelving a library book, and I removed what I thought was a bookmark to find this fun little PSA. The dinos are much much better.
A photo of a book opened to a page about an old public health campaign. There is a reproduction of a poster with an image of a creepy bride and groom with the text "Happiness Ahead for the Healthy but not for the Diseased. Get Full Medical Examination For VD Before Marriage." In between the pages of the book is a torn valentine with a picture of a golden retriever puppy with wings that someone has been using as a bookmark.
June 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Omg I love this very normal add for a candy store.
Photo of a print ad. Crowds of people on a beach face the water, where a big ship that happens to be on fire has run around. The text of the ad is "When you are strolling down the street and looking for Good Home Made Candy to Eat, Try GREGORY'S CANDY KITCHEN, 1319 Convention Hall. Mail Orders Promptly Attended To." And then below the image is the caption "Burning of the S. S. Morro Castle on Beach at Asbury Park, New Jersey, September 9th 1934."
June 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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This little dude.
Ebay screenshot. Grey stuffed animal rabbit with a pink tailcoat and a silver watch chain. Text reads "Vintage 1986 Applause After Eight 14" Grey Bunny Plush Pink Tuxedo & Bow Tie."
May 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Green dinosaur with the text bubble "I might be in this tweet and I'm not sure if I like it or not." Credit Dinos and Comics.
May 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Actual Finch screenshot that I imagine you would relate to.
A screenshot of the app Finch. Options include "Learn something new about spite," "schedule time for spite," and "schedule time for work and spite"
May 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Guess who can barely walk or breath, but just managed to summon the strength to jump on the couch and stick his whole face in a pizza box. A legend.
Photo of a cat (white black and brown) eyeing a white pizza, moments before he goes in for the kill.
April 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Keith is officially on his last legs, so my partner and I have been comforting ourselves by regaling him with tales of his heroic achievements. Figured I'd share some here. Please enjoy the antics of my weird little dude.
A black, brown, and white cat with big green eyes. He is staring intently at his (offscreen) owner and obstructing her book.
April 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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So true.
Audra McDonald kisses Anne Hathaway while stabbing Raul Esparza and it is all very sexy.
April 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Got my @rockerskating.com tshirt and my snacks, and I'm ready for chaos. Let's go.

#WorldFigure ⛸️
Photo of a woman's torso. Her heather blue tshirt says "menning • noun. 1. A competition with final standings that are completely different from the short program's standings [Wow, menning happened at Nationals.] • verb. 1. To have mistakes in program after program at a competition [The women are really menning today.] See also: gasps in Spanish.
March 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Finally put stickers on my new laptop.
Photo of a black laptop covered in stickers. The stickers include: goose in the style of Untitled Goose Game carrying a baseball bat with the words "mess with the honk, you get the bonk"; angry pygmy hippo making a horrified face as she is sprayed with water from a hose; brain scan of someone with OCD; bookshelf filled with books in ROYGBV order; sparkly round sticker with some leaves and the words "the horrors persist, but so do I;" scared looking black gremlin cat; screaming possum with the words "become ungovernable;" fangs with the words "protect trans kids;" and a trash wheel with green eyes and glasses with the words "Professor Trash Wheel, healthyharbor.org."
February 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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You want hostile? I'm from Jersey, I can show you hostile.
The anime guy with a butterfly meme. A guy (labeled bosses) gestures towards a butterfly (labeled me being direct). He asks "Is this hostility?"
February 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Lol took almost the same shot back in November just to confirm that I wasn't having some kind of elaborate fever dream.
A pairs figure skating team inexplicably dressed up as Alvin and Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks.
February 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM