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BitterOldPunk
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I could tell you but I’d have to bore you. Fan of tuna noodle casserole and ugly music. Alabamian lucky enough to live on Vancouver Island. I talk too much about tabletop role-playing games.
Pinned
I no longer trust my ability to distinguish real people from bots so going forward I’m not following anyone back.

Were it not for the friendships made and grown across multiple platforms over decades I’d close this account too.

The well is poisoned, at least for me it seems to be.
Mad about important things over which I have no control.

So I’m going to go play Slay The Spire.

Then I can be mad about trivial things over which I have no control.
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
i have no other dance moves, so yeah
Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
maybe when morons post racist rage bait we should keep on posting pictures of cats and talking about sandwiches instead of amplifying their idiocy and giving them the attention they crave.

Anyway I’m thinking ham and cheese with some bread and butter pickles.
February 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
While yes, it is true that I am also demanding a billion dollars from Harvard University for no good reason, it should be known that I’ll settle for $50 million and an honorary doctorate

ok $30 million and a sweatshirt

$10 million in campus bookstore credit

call me, Harvard, we can work this out
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I still resent Peter Molyneux for hyping me up over Fable
Looking at you, Anthem 👀
February 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This is exactly what generative text models are designed to do. Facilitate lying and erode the expectation of accuracy in the service of whichever narrative suits capital in the moment. “Flood the zone with bullshit”, right? Well, we’ve automated the bullshit sprayer.
While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot.

I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
Epstein had many known connections to Silicon Valley CEOs, but less known was how he made money from those relationships.

We did a deep dive into how he got dealflow in Silicon Valley, giving him shots to invest in Coinbase, Palantir, SpaceX and other companies.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/b...
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This will require re-writing my recipe for Trashcan Full of Screaming Purple Jesus, parties just got less fun

oh well it’s not like I can find Everclear in Canada anyway
The iconic, slush-filled tubes of orange juice concentrate, which have been around for 80 years, are being discontinued, the Coca-Cola Company says.
Minute Maid discontinues frozen juice concentrate after 80 years
The process to make juice concentrate was invented by the research team C.D. Atkins, Edwin Moore and Louis MacDowell in the 1940s.
nbcnews.to
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by BitterOldPunk
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
it’s a two-pots-of-coffee day
February 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
current obsession: the YouTube channel of this wonderfully FOCUSED woman who is building a mine beneath her basement and reposts fact-filled cheerful TikToks of the process. Do not watch if you don’t want to learn about concrete specifications.

m.youtube.com/channel/UCRZ...
Engineer Everything
m.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Listening to Jason Isbell’s latest record.

I bet that after he rhymed “dreams that die unseen” with “diphenhydramine” he high-fived himself, I sure would’ve.
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
dammit, i did the “taste this, it’s awful” thing

sorry y’all
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
or maybe you could just fuck off to hell
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
but i don wanna be awake yet
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Dragonbane today: a basilisk gets murked, a statuette comes together, and cultists swarm the party.

Once again moving tokens around a battle map, rolling dice, and remembering that leather armor gets bonus protection versus bludgeoning damage has done wonders for my mood.

It’s the little things.
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
fuck yeah hashbrowns
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Not a huge Spiritbox fan, but I AM a big fan of a Canadian woman screaming YOUR GOD WILL SORT YOU WHEN YOU DIE from the stage of the Grammys
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
“rubber baby gerber biscuits”
Consumers Beware: Gerber Recalls Baby Biscuits After Plastic and Paper Found in Select Batches
Consumers Beware: Gerber Recalls Baby Biscuits After Plastic and Paper Found in Select Batches
Parents, check your pantries; one of the biggest baby food companies is recalling a snack over potential contamination. On Monday, January 26, Gerber Products Company confirmed it is voluntarily recalling multiple batches of its arrowroot biscuits after discovering the possible presence of foreign material. The company said the decision was made “out of an abundance of caution” following a supplier-related issue.   According to Gerber, 21 batches of the 5.5-ounce snack sold across the U.S. and select international markets may contain “soft plastic and/or paper pieces that should not be consumed.” The issue was traced back to an arrowroot flour supplier that has since initiated its own recall. "Consumers who may have purchased impacted Gerber Arrowroot Biscuits should not feed this product to their child,” the company warned in its memo. Gerber stated that no illnesses or injuries had been reported as of January 26. The company also confirmed it is “no longer working with the flour supplier” connected to the issue. Parents and caregivers who purchased the affected products are advised to return them to the original place of purchase for a full refund. Gerber emphasized that no other products in its lineup are impacted. The recalled biscuits are sold in a light blue container labeled for babies at the “crawler” stage, meaning children over 10 months old. Production dates range from July 2025 through September 2025, with best-before dates between October 16, 2026, and December 16, 2026. Gerber said it is “working closely with the U.S. Food & Drug Administration and will cooperate fully throughout their review.” “The quality, safety, and integrity of our products remain our highest priority, and we take this responsibility seriously,” the company said. “We sincerely apologize for any concerns or inconvenience this action causes for parents, caregiver,s and retail customers.” The recall has also been shared by retailers and international agencies, including the Government of Canada and the Singapore Food Agency.
balleralert.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
pleased to report that i have marked as done a 5-minute task that has been in my to-do list for three weeks

LIFE TIP: if it takes longer to add the task to the to-do list than to actually do the task, rethink your process
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Does this girding make my loins look fat
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Right. Macrodosing it is, then.
January 31, 2026 at 1:59 PM
i wish i had sixteen tacos

i would eat ten of them

and there would still be six tacos for later
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Not to pile on to this radical politicized agenda, but I think most people just like doing fun stuff and visiting cool places with their friends and family and would like more opportunities to do things like that without worrying about being curbstomped by jackbooted thugs
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
A very kind offer!

For those interested in losing their entire Friday to this, here’s the tutorial:

github.com/Azgaar/Armor...
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM