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I could tell you but I’d have to bore you. Fan of tuna noodle casserole and ugly music. Alabamian lucky enough to live on Vancouver Island. I talk too much about tabletop role-playing games.
Pinned
I no longer trust my ability to distinguish real people from bots so going forward I’m not following anyone back.

Were it not for the friendships made and grown across multiple platforms over decades I’d close this account too.

The well is poisoned, at least for me it seems to be.
fuck yeah hashbrowns
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Not a huge Spiritbox fan, but I AM a big fan of a Canadian woman screaming YOUR GOD WILL SORT YOU WHEN YOU DIE from the stage of the Grammys
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
“rubber baby gerber biscuits”
Consumers Beware: Gerber Recalls Baby Biscuits After Plastic and Paper Found in Select Batches
Consumers Beware: Gerber Recalls Baby Biscuits After Plastic and Paper Found in Select Batches
Parents, check your pantries; one of the biggest baby food companies is recalling a snack over potential contamination. On Monday, January 26, Gerber Products Company confirmed it is voluntarily recalling multiple batches of its arrowroot biscuits after discovering the possible presence of foreign material. The company said the decision was made “out of an abundance of caution” following a supplier-related issue.   According to Gerber, 21 batches of the 5.5-ounce snack sold across the U.S. and select international markets may contain “soft plastic and/or paper pieces that should not be consumed.” The issue was traced back to an arrowroot flour supplier that has since initiated its own recall. "Consumers who may have purchased impacted Gerber Arrowroot Biscuits should not feed this product to their child,” the company warned in its memo. Gerber stated that no illnesses or injuries had been reported as of January 26. The company also confirmed it is “no longer working with the flour supplier” connected to the issue. Parents and caregivers who purchased the affected products are advised to return them to the original place of purchase for a full refund. Gerber emphasized that no other products in its lineup are impacted. The recalled biscuits are sold in a light blue container labeled for babies at the “crawler” stage, meaning children over 10 months old. Production dates range from July 2025 through September 2025, with best-before dates between October 16, 2026, and December 16, 2026. Gerber said it is “working closely with the U.S. Food & Drug Administration and will cooperate fully throughout their review.” “The quality, safety, and integrity of our products remain our highest priority, and we take this responsibility seriously,” the company said. “We sincerely apologize for any concerns or inconvenience this action causes for parents, caregiver,s and retail customers.” The recall has also been shared by retailers and international agencies, including the Government of Canada and the Singapore Food Agency.
balleralert.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
pleased to report that i have marked as done a 5-minute task that has been in my to-do list for three weeks

LIFE TIP: if it takes longer to add the task to the to-do list than to actually do the task, rethink your process
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Does this girding make my loins look fat
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Right. Macrodosing it is, then.
January 31, 2026 at 1:59 PM
i wish i had sixteen tacos

i would eat ten of them

and there would still be six tacos for later
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Not to pile on to this radical politicized agenda, but I think most people just like doing fun stuff and visiting cool places with their friends and family and would like more opportunities to do things like that without worrying about being curbstomped by jackbooted thugs
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
A very kind offer!

For those interested in losing their entire Friday to this, here’s the tutorial:

github.com/Azgaar/Armor...
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
You know what you need? You need a coat of arms.

azgaar.github.io/Armoria/
Armoria
Heraldry Generator and Editor by Azgaar
azgaar.github.io
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
loading the cooler into the canoe
Can a weak empty vessel bear such a huge full hogshead?
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Used to be, being a colossal, world-renowned asshole took serious effort. Energy. Planning. Forethought. Real commitment to the part. But now we’ve automated all that. It’s never been easier to not just be an asshole, but to be a colossal, LAZY asshole. Asshole auto-assist. That’s where we’re at.
we are living in the golden age for assholes, there has never been a better time to be an unredeemable asshole than the one we are currently living in
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
why do you hate black metal
there should be a law that you can't make your shit bad on purpose
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 PM
“sorry, I wasn’t paying attention”
Something you can say during sex and at the Melania movie.
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 PM
“oh cool, looks like the rain might let up next week, that’ll be nice”

and i wasn’t even all that bothered by the thought

i am getting acclimated to living in Drizzleville

or maybe i’m just dead inside, idk
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Yourself but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Reposted by BitterOldPunk
inventing a drink called The Susan Collins. to make it, you say "I'm very concerned about this" and then you serve gin and bleach to an 11th grader
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Reposted by BitterOldPunk
According to the Times, Glass's symphony is based on Lincoln's 1838 Lyceum Address.

In that speech, the 28yo Lincoln warned of the threats to American democracy both from above - the rise of an American Caesar - and from below - the mob.
Philip Glass Withdraws From Kennedy Center, as Its Symphony Vows to Play On
www.nytimes.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Guess I should go do something useful instead of doomscrolling
a stick figure is standing next to a box that says pointless button
ALT: a stick figure is standing next to a box that says pointless button
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Yesterday my players discovered that they could adjust the look of their virtual dice in Foundry. (Thanks, Dice So Nice, you rock!)

Now combat looks like an explosion in a candy shop.

Dice are fun. Even animated pictures of dice are fun.
January 27, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Greg Bovino polishes resume, seeks holiday-related shelf-based surveillance opportunity
January 27, 2026 at 3:04 AM
There are a few Genuinely Good Things in this broken fucked-up world and this is one of them. Equal parts hopeful and elegiac, grounded but wondrous, clever and straightforward: The Quiet Year is a little masterpiece and you should play it.
The Quiet Year is now back in stock no matter where you live!

The Quiet Year is an award-winning map-making game about building community after the collapse. It comes in a little box with everything you need to play. And it's back in stock in the US!

store.buriedwithoutceremony.com/products/the...
The Quiet Year (box set)
The Quiet Year is a map game. You define the struggles of a community living after the collapse of civilization, and attempt to build something good within their quiet year. Every decision and every a...
store.buriedwithoutceremony.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I would’ve picked Locust Abortion Technician or Rembrandt Pussyhorse, but yes
Irrevocably and permanently damaging the civil rights of dozens of ICE guys by playing the Butthole Surfers' 1988 album "Hairway To Steven" from a boombox outside the Hilton Garden Inn in suburban Minneapolis where they're all staying. JD Vance does a tweet about it that starts "Wow. Really?"
January 26, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I’m just going to run my stupid little game at the usual stupid little time so we can all just pretend like it doesn’t feel like the stupid little end of the stupid little world
January 25, 2026 at 10:52 AM